" I thereby sentence you to death by banging"...this one na serious gobe.

Did anybodi notice dat d female kils d male b4 of afta matin, ,females sha

I think sex is meant to be enjoyed. This is worst than r*pe.
U also need to see or hear cats mating, u will fear God!!!

Moblord: What about Lizard and Lizzy baby?

u mumu

cumz: this topic reminds me of a girl..
I didn't say anything o

U leave your joystick/ manlines with her ni?

Lol...like the octopus

snrman: u mumu

yep and am ur namesake

The quest by animals for the pepetuation of their existence. To the atheists in the house, can you prove that these animals are not products of sombodys handwork just like you and me?

Dat of d octopus made me laff, jst go nd die while d female no evn send...lmao

all u girls on nairaland.get this man message o.he may be telling you he is a violent mater.

waxdude: Dat of d octopus made me laff, jst go nd die while d female no evn send...lmao

isn't that gaga?

To all male humans, be happy with who you have as a wife, girlfriend or fiance cos some males don't live after encountering their "lovers".

chiketee: Fatal attraction. Females don suffer

females and males alike... it all depends on the species involved.

buh meehn.. thats not pretty at all. its only the Creator that can give reasons/explanation for these behaviours.

Why u so wicked

nmanma1: Wow, interesting topic so far. I d pity dose female animals shaa, na by force to do.

12. Pussypounder
He pounds the females with his big blokos and wire them bulala, He drags the females hair and spank the asss at least 2 times per second
He later drops his thick akamu in there butt-hole and watch it drip

purplesummer: In the above listed creatures, almost all the females have their mouths open in a seeming scream or moan. I used to think only humans moan.

hay!!!

seems those ones with opened mouth are moaning for the sweetness of th kitten..

CHECK OUT TASMENIAN DEVILS THEIR OWN KONJI BAD PASS ALL THEM ANIMALS, THE MALE KIDNAP THE FEMALE AND CHEW FOR ALMOST TWO WEEKS OF BLEEPING NO REST

You probably know that black widows often eat their mates, but as it turns out, this is hardly the most violent example of spider copulation. Male wasp spiders allow their genitals to break off inside their partner just before she attacks and eats him. For a long time, researchers believed this was an attempt to escape their eminent demise. But it turns out, breaking off their sex organs had no impact on whether or not the creature survived, but it did make it less likely that the female's subsequent mates would be able to pass on their genes. Females with genitals already broken off inside of them ate their mates much more quickly, providing the males with even less time to attempt to successfully mate first.

Wasp spiders aren't the only species of spiders to lose their junk in the mating process. In fact, the Tent Cobweb Weaver voluntarily chews off one of his sex organs before mating so he can pass his genes along to his mate faster, thereby being able to impregnate her before competing spiders get the chance.

10. Octopuses

Next time you see an octopus tentacle, just remember, you could be looking at one of his arms, or, at his penis. While the sex organ tentacle isn't truly a penis, in many species, it actually fills with blood and becomes erect just like a human's. Regardless of species though, the basic process involved is always the same: the male places a packet of sperm on his sex arm and then uses it to place the sperm in a slot of the female's body used for reproduction. In every species, the male's organ stays embedded in the female's body. He cannot regrow his sex tentacle and he will die within a few months.

In some species though, the process is much more bizarre. For example, the Paper Nautilus will detach his penis tentacle and allow it to swim by itself over to the female. The Blanket Octopus has a similar unobtrusive mating habit. The male, which is approximately 40,000 times smaller than the female, will swim up to his woman of choice, stick his mating arm to her body somewhere and then swim off to die. The female rarely even notices the encounter, even as the arm left behind will crawl its way around her body until it arrives in her gill slit where it will wait until her eggs are mature. At that point, she'll remove the arm, rip open the sperm packet and sprinkle it over her eggs. She may as well be adding some sugar to her iced tea. Meanwhile, her mate will almost certainly be dead by that point.

11. Praying Mantis

It's common knowledge that female praying mantises eat the heads of their mates during intercourse, but as it turns out, this isn't always the case. In some species, head-eating is a required part of the interaction, as it makes the male ejaculate more quickly. But in most cases, the cannibalism is actually a relatively rare behavior that occurs anywhere from 5-31% of the time. In these cases, the female will only eat the male because she's hungry and needs more sustenance in order to go on living. Remember, most animals only mate to keep their species going and a dead female isn't going to help the mantis survive as a species. When cannibalism doesn't occur, the mating ritual is actually a bit romantic, including a long mating dance and soft antennae stroking. Who knew these guys were such softies? [/quote]

I prefer the one I ve to stab the stomach and deposit the sperm without digging endless hole lol

EnlightenedSoul: Here's an interesting fact:

I was eating Chinese takeout (with a Panda logo on it), when an Asian coworker launched a diatribe on how pandas are most useless animals ever, and how he was annoyed at their common use in Asian themed marketing/franchises (Panda Express, KungFu Panda etc etcetera)

Naturally, I was like, "What the fudge, why hate on CUTE pandas, you meanie!"

He explained that they literally just lounge around, eat, and sleep all day i.e unproductive (Pandas spend up to 16 hours a day eating, eight hours a day sleeping, and almost zero hours moving).

"Yeah so?" #thuglife

He then brought up one of the main reasons for their endangerment: their lack of interest in procreating.

...#thuglife

Well...that was the day I learned zoos around the world subject pandas to images of human intimacy as a means of rousing their non-existent libidos, otherwise they simply couldn't care less about mating. I also learned that providing panda-on-panda mating scenes apparently produced negligible results in contrast to the large success of human images. Damn, nature!

P0rn0graphy - saving pandas from extinction since the first pair of virgin panda eyes found sexpiration.

story for the gods

CharmO1: To all male humans, be happy with who you have as a wife, girlfriend or fiance cos some males don't live after encountering their "lovers".

male animals, don't get it twisted

Seen this thread before the hurricane cathrina that befell Nairaland! Kinda made me sad! Seeing it again am saddened

Jennimma: Good God!!! chai,females don suffer

i think its part of the reasons human made ours sacred back to the early man/Adamic days. If animal's do like this,what do you now think man would do? But now........






This topic was ere b4 d tsunami. Nice one though@ OP

Op, add Turkeys to your least. Male turkeys are so brutal

Am seeing things

IfyAngela: Op, add Turkeys to your least. Male turkeys are so brutal

Unibenstudent: Am seeing things

What are you seeing?

How did u know of the violence of turkeys

IfyAngela:
What are you seeing?

Unibenstudent: How did u know of the violence of turkeys

cos i've seen them

Anyway,,i know its gonna be an irritating sight,dont see it next time again oh

IfyAngela:
cos i've seen them

strangest: that list should include my ex gf, if she wan cum, she will grab me on the neck, almost strangling me .... and she will still be the one screaming

where is she now?

12.killerbeauty:fear don catch me

women and anything sex,them dey do like say them no want am,yet them always want to talk about it.

strangest: that list should include my ex gf, if she wan cum, she will grab me on the neck, almost strangling me .... and she will still be the one screaming

Baddestguyp: leave her before she finally kills you o. this is attempted murder

Really, I think his best bet next time is to do it the octopus way. Just go in, leave your p3n1s inside her and ruin before she grabs your neck and strangulate you to death.

You can thank me later.