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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by tomiobj(m): 5:52pm On Aug 18, 2014
MRLINGTON:


Source:www.dailyindependentnig.com/2014/08/panic-ado-ekiti-rampaging-monkey/
. Running away from the monkey. Isn't there an animal control service in that country. So if a lion now attacks what will they do? They will start looking for George of the jungle abi
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by RebelLeader15(m): 5:53pm On Aug 18, 2014
Okijajuju1:
I am the real Monkey

I can't Use Juju on my fellow Monkey!


I am not a supporter of Black on Black crimes.. grin

Real OkijaMUMU
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Tolexander: 5:55pm On Aug 18, 2014
englishmart: did they cry for help from the federal government?
question for the gods!
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 5:55pm On Aug 18, 2014
tomiobj: . Running away from the monkey. Isn't there an animal control service in that country. So if a lion now attacks what will they do? They will start looking for George of the jungle abi

I'm crying grin
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by femi4: 5:58pm On Aug 18, 2014
emeralddayo: it aint gonna cost me a thing...just feel lik using abbreviations nd if u r affectd by it go deal wt it urself
Its childish
STOP IT before it becomes a habit!

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by WASMOG(m): 5:58pm On Aug 18, 2014
Are u e expecting goverment to deploy solders to capture a monkey shame on village Hunters
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 5:59pm On Aug 18, 2014
BishopMagic: Yorubas can fear
Wat has yoruba got 2 do wit wat is happening,n dnt other tribes stay arnd dr also?...volunteer urself 2 help dem capture it nw....mayb there's a tribe immune 2 ebola u shuld tell me

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by kingvicking(m): 6:00pm On Aug 18, 2014
BishopMagic: Yorubas can fear

If u live around here in Ado, u probably be hypertensive now, cos the story is real
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by kingvicking(m): 6:02pm On Aug 18, 2014
gsparks01: since when did monkey become a fearful animal??

Since its starts to bite pple as if it was a dog
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by tomiobj(m): 6:03pm On Aug 18, 2014
MissMeiya:

I'm crying grin


Abi. I'm I not right

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by YoungDaNaval(m): 6:06pm On Aug 18, 2014
babyosisi:


They are all called monkeys
But seriously the man who had it as a pet and allowed it escape should be responsible for any damages it causes
These folks that keep wild animals as pets should be held accountable when it causes havoc
Nah bro, Primate Should Be The Right Word To Use!
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Louislewis: 6:09pm On Aug 18, 2014
Baba Jonathan should send Nigerian Troop to catch the monkey before APC will start shouting again.
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 6:11pm On Aug 18, 2014
YoungDaNaval: Nah bro, Primate Should Be The Right Word To Use!
But we humans are primates too.
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by YoungDaNaval(m): 6:14pm On Aug 18, 2014
irepnaija4eva: Coughs....hmmm don't worry I will set up a commitee dat will look into the matter...
Lmao
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by YoungDaNaval(m): 6:17pm On Aug 18, 2014
tosag: But we humans are primates too.
And You Believed That? Are You An Athiest?
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 6:22pm On Aug 18, 2014
YoungDaNaval: And You Believed That? Are You An Athiest?
Understanding evolution means one is an atheist.

Nigerians sha.

In this case, it's not even evolution, it's just English.

primate (plural primates)

(informal) A simian anthropoid; an ape, human, or large monkey.

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 6:26pm On Aug 18, 2014
gsparks01: since when did monkey become a fearful animal??
Since ebola cheesy

But seriously, the owner should speak to it in 'their' languge na!
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by tuffgongjo(m): 6:41pm On Aug 18, 2014
hatux: Just a monkey! cheesy funny thread
when Ebola comes knocking,you will even fear your own shadow.
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by tuffgongjo(m): 6:44pm On Aug 18, 2014
gsparks01: since when did monkey become a fearful animal??
since Ebola was discovered.
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by omoadeleye(m): 6:46pm On Aug 18, 2014
the government should help in deploying a full battalion of soldier to that area. I talk my own naw oo
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Okijajuju1(m): 6:53pm On Aug 18, 2014
RebelLeader15:
Real OkijaMUMU



You have been noticed..





Okay.. You can run along now
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Okijajuju1(m): 6:57pm On Aug 18, 2014
emeralddayo: i'll pass



Do that.. cool
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Ekundayo7: 7:08pm On Aug 18, 2014
gsparks01: since when did monkey become a fearful animal??
When they are running straight at you and leap for your throat covering 10 meters in one second. They have long pointed teeth and very strong jaws. Even the small ones. I have a scar on my thumb from where one bit me at about age 14. Had I not put my hand up to protect my throat I would probably be dead. They can be very unpredictable and even more so if raised as a pet. They are never "tamed". Maybe they like their owner but God forbid you visit someone with pet monkey and that monkey starts acting like a jealous boyfriend or girlfriend. shocked

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 7:13pm On Aug 18, 2014
Okeikpu: O nnam!! O gini n'ada?

Dem talk say monkey dey pursue my yoruba brothers...


For voting out APC...

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by lastpage: 7:14pm On Aug 18, 2014
BishopMagic: Yorubas can fear

Dont mind those Yoruba people faa! Dem too fear nii! grin grin

if na Okoro people now, they will just speak "[size=14pt]language[/size]" to the monkey and it will come home for dinner, since looking at both species, [size=14pt]they are "very close cousins" anyway! [/size]

...And will be immune to any Ebola bite from "senior bruvda"
shocked shocked shocked wink



Lastpage!
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by tpia1: 7:28pm On Aug 18, 2014
Lord have mercy.

Anyway, there was a folktale I read about how one village handled a monkey problem.

They got the monkeys intoxicated and then captured and released them in a distant forest or something.

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by kingmekus(m): 7:38pm On Aug 18, 2014
very soon A.P.C will accuse P.D.P of instigating the monkey against the good people of Ekiti
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 7:42pm On Aug 18, 2014
tpia1: Lord have mercy.

Anyway, there was a folktale I read about how one village handled a monkey problem.

They got the monkeys intoxicated and then captured and released them in a distant forest or something.

Loooooool that's awesome. That village rocks.

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by emeralddayo(f): 7:43pm On Aug 18, 2014
femi4: Its childish
STOP IT before it becomes a habit!
thanks for the advice
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 7:43pm On Aug 18, 2014
Run, monkey, run!

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by YoungDaNaval(m): 7:45pm On Aug 18, 2014
MissMeiya:
Understanding evolution means one is an atheist.

Nigerians sha.

In this case, it's not even evolution, it's just English.

primate (plural primates)

(informal) A simian anthropoid; an ape, human, or large monkey.
Evo what? Evolution aint real. Don't Be Deceived By Homosepian, erectus, australopiticle bla bla bla. Ok, lets assume itz real, the above monkey which had been captured 4 over 16yrz, why hasn't it transform in2 a human? Chai, smh 4 u sha.
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by kayalcomp: 7:45pm On Aug 18, 2014
house, i have some monkeys for sale at a very cheap rate. interested buyers should let me know.

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