sholasholala:
I am not

Okay, looking closely at letter

S

The upper curve stands for the chest while the lower curve for the backslide. Compare this with JLo.

@OP. wonder when we africans will shun inferiority complex. Why must you complement your points with pictures of white ladies and white men since your intent was to reach out to we blacks? .

Rapmoney: Op, you goofed! The first thing I notiice in a woman is her professional status. I would rather remain single than date a liability! Forget the smiles; if she like, let her smile from here to Zimbabwe, if you ain't doing nothin, forget it!

how do u notice professional status? E de show for face?

Pancho01: 5 . Chest
Perhaps you think that chest is the first
thing guys notice when they meet a
woman. But , you are wrong ; guys are not
as superficial as many women think .
Numerous polls and surveys have shown
that men notice a woman ’ s chest only
after her smile and her eyes. Breasts are
usually considered to be a sign of youth
and fertility, and it ’ s one of the reasons
why most men pay attention to woman ’ s
chest.

unless no b naija men and d bosom no big.

Fyn face 4 luv...b**bs nd a.ss 4 lamberin

The first thing i notice to be very honest is her Bust size.
I dont know why but then thats just it.

Its the legs for mi !.....but to complete d package Nkiru and Nneka must be well proportionate and den the ministry will move....

Lmao @most of the answers up there. Funny set of individuals.
With all you've writing there, the one i agree with the most is no.1. I never knew a smile could make a fellow fall in love mehn. The way some ladies smile, and the way the smile illuminates their eyes, is enof to send a man into timbuktu.
Then don't mention if she has dimples, that'll be too much to take, i could just kiss her already.

guente02: The first thing i notice to be very honest is her Bust size.
I dont know why but then thats just it.

cbliss: Its the legs for mi !.....but to complete d package Nkiru and Nneka must be well proportionate and den the ministry will move....

[quote author=guente02] Different strokes for different folks I guess

Rapmoney: Op, you goofed! The first thing I notiice in a woman is her professional status. I would rather remain single than date a liability! Forget the smiles; if she like, let her smile from here to Zimbabwe, if you ain't doing nothin, forget it!

Nigga you broke?

Rapmoney: Op, you goofed! The first thing I notiice in a woman is her professional status. I would rather remain single than date a liability! Forget the smiles; if she like, let her smile from here to Zimbabwe, if you ain't doing nothin, forget it!

nna u harsh o

OohMpa: From the front:
1. The face. Ooh Mpa won't run up to you if you have the face of a baboon taking a shït. No sir

2: The gait: Ooh Mpa would run faster than Usain if he sees you walking like a duck with broken legs. Walk "dollars, pounds, dollars pounds" NOT "naira kobo naira kobo"

3. Your boobsie: How the booby thinks. Ooh Mpa is a boöb whisperer

4. The booby esteem: The bwest must be confident and looking at ooh Mpa at an angle of elevation. It MUST not be shy and looking at the floor like it wanna kiss it

5. The shape of the booby: It must be spherical or circular in shape. There are some boobies that look rectangular and right angled triangle like they're solving Pythagoras

6. The size. We players no want chin chin or pinch of salt. We want at least coconut to water melon

7. Leg: Have a hot fresh pair of legs. It should not bend like you was dancing Michael Jackson. No agric fowl or cocyam type

From back
1. The nyash. Truly important. We want gluteus maximus not minimus nyash wey g string sef dey cover

2. The way the nyash does sekem, sekem

#Sai

haha, bros, u must b high on diesel

if you log in to nairaland everyday.... u would be taught everything even how to eat. funny nigerians

Evasmillingguy: if you log in to nairaland everyday.... u would be taught everything even how to eat. funny nigerians

Looks and dressing...
front and back....
intelligence and manners
mode of communication...
Height(I DON'T LIKE SHORT GIRLS FOR ONE BIT)

Do not forget height too, some love them tall or short..uhm

Eviel:

Don't tell me you're just knowing that.

Pancho01: 4 . Weight
Weight is one of those things most men
notice about women. It may sound
shallow , but it actually makes sense. Sure,
he ’ s not judging you, he ’ s just noticing . So
don’ t take it too personal . After all , weight
is not a true love knows no barriers . If he
doesn ’ t like your weight and he says it to
you, he doesn ’ t deserve your time .

@op this pics you upload shows you like fine slimy babe

fruityjojo: Nice, Buh u 4got no 11 most important to Niger men> Size of the the gal's butt!

A very big omission. Her butt should be on number 3 for me..

prettythicksme: @op this pics you upload shows you like fine slimy babe

I do like good things though

RuudNisterooy: Lmao @most of the answers up there. Funny set of individuals.
With all you've writing there, the one i agree with the most is no.1. I never knew a smile could make a fellow fall in love mehn. The way some ladies smile, and the way the smile illuminates their eyes, is enof to send a man into timbuktu.
Then don't mention if she has dimples, that'll be too much to take, i could just kiss her already.

You are on point

Lmao at the comments!
Guys no dey gree

What's it with guys n ass? I don't get it. Can I get an explanation please? Why it turns you guys on.....? Anybody?

mployer:
Nigga you broke?

Ur father!

10. Boobs
Yes, men also observe that whether we tend to agree with this or not.
Actually, they see boobs before others>

....hmmmm....Learning...