An old woman came from the village to visit her grand children in Lagos. She always complain about her rheumatoid arthritis. Her daughter in law suggested that she use this opportunity to visit a private hospital which was very close to their house in Lagos.

So, one early morning , the woman went alone to the hospital.

When it was her time to see the doctor, she was called and she went to the doctors office. The village woman taught that every body understand Ibo. When she entered the office, she said to the doctor, ''Dokita, ebola chi.'' The doctor screamed ''Wait wait maadam, what did I hear you say? Ebola! Chisos!''

Immediately, the doctor jumped out of her seat and ran away. Other people waiting for their time to see doctor including some pregnant women hear the doctors shouting and fled. The nurses also ran away. The pregnant women ran like Usain Bolt.

Coincidentally, there was a dead man who was brought with ambulance to be kept in the hospital's mortuary. The supposed dead body heard what was happening and quickly jumped out of the ambulance and ran for his dear life cos life has no duplicate.

As every one was running, a barely one year old baby boy that was tied with cloth at his mum's back was not satisfied with the velocity of his mom. The baby untied the cloth, jumped down, said to the mum ''mama meet me for house'' and ran home.

As at the time of filing this report, the innocent ibo woman has been quarantined till further notice.

To you my friend who is reading this news at this hour, Ebola chi! I am only saying good morning to you.

Kinda fuuny... Thank God I was posted to South, dats y I was able to knw d meaning of Ebola chi... Still lafing

OP Ebolachi

1miccza: OP Ebolachi

Ebola

chuqudy:
Ebola

Yes o.Ebolachi