1.' You are an enemy of progress if you see me drinking ogogoro, then you ask me to buy beer for you' - Ken Saro-Wiwa


2.' Man wen dey spend money for woman, dem nor dey teach am how to blast her' - Olusegun Obasanjo

3.' Na through "send me card" and "I dey hungry" na im girlfriend take turn occupation for Nigeria' - Dr Emmanuel Ewetan Uduaghan

4.' Snake wen say na tortoise back e wan bite, na toothache go kill am' - Ambrose Alli

5. 'Man wen say witch nor dey exist, dem never press am for night be dat' - Achike Udenwa

6. 'Any movie wen you see ghost wear Brazilian hair, just know say na a product of Nollywood' - Rochas Okorocha

Post urs jooor...

i nor say make u nor carry cutlass pass my back o, na wen I find my head I nor see am naim we go know who be who- jarule
nor be by power dem take dey stand prick- honourable Patrick ogbahiagbon
kpukpuyeke(dock fowl) naim ugly pass yet na im bath pass- obama

i nor say make u nor carry cutlass pass my back o, na wen I find my head I nor see am naim we go know who be who- jarule


nor be by power dem take dey stand prick- honourable Patrick ogbahiagbon


kpukpuyeke(dock fowl) naim ugly pass yet na im bath pass- obama

'Small pikin wen say e wan carry e papa for akoko (shoulder), na big blockos na im go suffocate am' - Allison Dieziani Maduekwe

Cow wey dey in a hurry to go america.. Na I'm go come bk to naija as corned beef...Ofreezy

If everything one tells a child is entering thru 1 ear and coming out thru d other, one would have no choice than to block d other ear with a slap - Pit Edoche