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| 3 Blondes by goodguy(m): 10:45pm On Sep 19, 2005 |
Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them, says "OK" and pours their shots. They all clink glasses and yell "51 days!" Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell "51 days!" The bartender finally can't stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by '51 days'. One of the blondes looks at him smugly and says: "Well, we just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us only 51 days, and on the box it said 3 - 5 years". |
| Re: 3 Blondes by hotangel2(f): 8:05am On Sep 20, 2005 |
hmm hmmm? |
| Re: 3 Blondes by Seun(m): 9:43am On Sep 20, 2005 |
On the box, it said "3 to 5 years" is the key. Or are you blonde, hot-angel?  |
| Re: 3 Blondes by goodguy(m): 11:52am On Sep 20, 2005 |
Seems Hot Angel has problems understanding my jokes fast. Well, that's becasue mine require thinking! The joke was about 3 agbayas. They were solving a puzzle which was meant for kids btw 3 - 5 yrs of age. But they thought it meant it was going to take them 3 - 5 yrs to solve of which they solved for a whole 51 days! That means blondes are dumb! For the puzzle to be for children btw the ages of 3 and 5, it means it must have been soooo easy. But then, it still took them 51 days to solve. get it now?  |
| Re: 3 Blondes by casper(m): 4:08am On Sep 21, 2005 |
hope she does
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| Re: 3 Blondes by hotangel2(f): 4:11am On Sep 21, 2005 |
Ohhh... Now i get it.  Ha! |
| Re: 3 Blondes by fabian(f): 2:46pm On Sep 21, 2005 |
Hahahaha! Very funny, yeah rite! |
| Re: 3 Blondes by eveseh(f): 3:43pm On May 21, 2006 |
lol lol |
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