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10 Ways To Remain Poor.... by ilotriouzAY(m): 5:27pm On Aug 25, 2014
HOW TO REMAIN POOR..

1. Never wake up early...
Keep stretching & turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing if there are no bedbugs,
why hurry to get up??

2} Never plan how to spend your money..
Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and
recall how you spent it..

3} Don't think of saving until you have real big money...
How can you save when you earn so little?? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your
burning needs..

4} Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the " uneducated "...
How can you a graduate
engage in petty trade or home based production?? That's for people who never went to school.

5} Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven & give U capital..
How do
they expect U to invest before U get millions of dollars?? Even though more than half the
businesses in your town were started with a few hundred dollar, you as a smart person can only
start with millons.

6} Complain about everything expect your own attitude:
Blame the system the government & the
banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad & do not want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn.
To achieve this, buy consumer product on credit & keep borrowing
from friends & employers.

8. Compete in dressing.
Make sure wear the latest clothes among all workers in your offer..
Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, u get one that is more expensive..

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay..

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent.
They should not
struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy &
hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in old age...
Re: 10 Ways To Remain Poor.... by Dreal1247: 5:32pm On Aug 25, 2014
Wealth is by decision and not by luck.
Re: 10 Ways To Remain Poor.... by shikshark: 5:50pm On Aug 25, 2014
11. marry from the.........st
Re: 10 Ways To Remain Poor.... by opportunist: 6:25pm On Aug 25, 2014
12 be straight as an arrow.
Re: 10 Ways To Remain Poor.... by Mskrisx(f): 8:03pm On Aug 25, 2014
13.Take ur girlfriend to every hapnin joint in town or use ur salary to take care of ur boyfriend all in the name of love
Re: 10 Ways To Remain Poor.... by Nobody: 4:35am On Aug 26, 2014
story for d Gods grin

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