WORLDPEACE:
Today forkadict gets his freedom. please, y'all don't forget to pick him up at the prison gate. Holla if you need directions.

safarigirl:
welcome back. If you like insult UNILAG again. Na stone dem go give you chop for your next jail term

Dathommie:
Ok....I have jst gone tru som shower hour videos n I really must say.....

BUTTERFLY is d most borin bba contestant ever!!

I mean dis chick aint only useless in dat house, even her shower hour is,,,,,*dozes off snorin*...oh, sorry. Bt dat chick sha

I jst can't help, bt laugh out loud wen watchin her shour hours, lol

No yansh, small head, big belle and d tiniest legs I hav ever seen on a fat person like her. Smh. Hw she manages to stand in erect on dem is a mistery 4 d gods.

quantumphysics:
lemme enrol in "THE SPADE SCHOOL OF WOMANALOGY" #ASAP

forkadict:

Just before I adjourne this briefing, please permit me to bore you a little about my experience in jail. It was HELL. I was locked up 23 hours a day. I was fed with only beans cooked with no salt, no oil and no pepper all thru my stay. The guards were all Alusa and Samantha fans. And to add salt to injury, they were all UNILAG graduates. Even worse was the fact that @Obinoscopy (personally addressed by me as OBOnoscopy), my Jailer who coincidentally is a UNILAG graduate gave strict instructions to the guards to make my sojourne a very miserable one. So I was done for ab initio.
.

quantumphysics:
engineer in training #ELECT.ENGR

safarigirl:
na me you see to quote first abi?

forkadict:


hehehehehehehehehe.

Wetin pain me pass be say she don enter final.

This lends credence to a popular saying by my people 'yo bale yo bale ni labala fi nwo igbo' Literal translation means, 'na e go land, e go land butterfly dey take enter bush' And in the Big Bro context means, e go comot, e go comot, butterfly dey take enter final.

What a shame!

forkadict:


I tell you bro.

That will be much more beneficial to you than enrolling in UNILAG.

forkadict:


EWELE!!!!!!!!

So this bros never graduate sef? No wonder!!!! I kept asking myself why he kept taking the Unilag diss sooooo forking personal.

Soory to break this news to you bro, in case you dont graduate this year, the change of name from Unilag to MOSHOOD ABIOLA UNIVERSITY will be effected next year and that is what your parasa certificate will bear.

heheheheheh

decanta:

You are in his account?

decanta:
Meanwhile heard Nhlanhla proposed to Sheila......Can anyone confirm?

decanta:

Nice to have you back,really really missed you.

forkadict:
FORK ADDICT'S PRESS BRIEFING ON HIS RELEASE FROM JAIL.

First things first, I would like to seize this opportunuity to recognize and thank the people that identified with the struggle to secure my release from incarceration. I deeply appreciate yall from the deepest recess of my soul. But for yall and the solidarity, I would have languished in the prison till 1st DECEMBER 2014.

Prominent activists in the movement are @The Amaka, @Spade, @decanta, @Eustachio aka (Ochon), @maum, @thandii, @reincarnated, @kgr28, @Agbgift, @rusello, @shegxi, @sugarcoconut, @pseudome, @kirrs, @nigeriangirl, @shezy, @librate, @cestmoi1, @Captain Jason, @Orirebaby, @ToyinDipo, @dominique, @Worldpeace, @GHKwame1 @Youngwhy (pls pardon the spelling) and others that I may have ommitted their monikers, I just want to say a big thank you to each and everyone.

Just before I adjourne this briefing, please permit me to bore you a little about my experience in jail. It was HELL. I was locked up 23 hours a day. I was fed with only beans cooked with no salt, no oil and no pepper all thru my stay. The guards were all Alusa and Samantha fans. And to add salt to injury, they were all UNILAG graduates. Even worse was the fact that @Obinoscopy (personally addressed by me as OBOnoscopy), my Jailer who coincidentally is a UNILAG graduate gave strict instructions to the guards to make my sojourne a very miserable one. So I was done for ab initio.

Thank you very much once again. Now the predominant task before me at the moment is to try to bring myself up to speed on the thread. So i go back in time to dig up some posts that I couldnt respond to while i was behind bars. Be right back.


SIGNED,
EX-CONVICT FORK ADDICT.

decanta:

You are from the west?

forkadict:


Thanks babes.

I really really missed you too.

I was impressed by the news I was receiving of the good works you were doing in the land while I was in jail.

How are you doing tho?

And are you based in AWka?

Forwetinnah:


Hian!! Him no mention me ?? And na my plea ( less than an hr ago)naim make them release yam??

ShortPistolZA:


They deserve each other. Someone just quoted Sheila saying that she'll never leave a man for cheating.

forkadict:


hehehehehehehehehe.

Wetin pain me pass be say she don enter final.

This lends credence to a popular saying by my people 'yo bale yo bale ni labala fi nwo igbo' Literal translation means, 'na e go land, e go land butterfly dey take enter bush' And in the Big Bro context means, e go comot, e go comot, butterfly dey take enter final.

What a shame!

Forwetinnah:

Yelseeeee. .his account Manager precisely

decanta:

Nope I stay in Onitsha but Awka and Asaba are my second home, am an upcoming actress.

decanta:

The genuinely like each other ,I think their romance will survive outside the house.....Nhlanhla is a Virgo,Virgo men are always loyal.

forkadict:


LOL.

I just saw that plea now whilst catching up with the thread. And I have modified the list.

Please pardon the omission.

forkadict:
FORK ADDICT'S PRESS BRIEFING ON HIS RELEASE FROM JAIL.

First things first, I would like to seize this opportunuity to recognize and thank the people that identified with the struggle to secure my release from incarceration. I deeply appreciate yall from the deepest recess of my soul. But for yall and the solidarity, I would have languished in the prison till 1st DECEMBER 2014.

Prominent activists in the movement are @The Amaka, @Spade, @decanta, @Eustachio aka (Ochon), @maum, @thandii, @reincarnated, @kgr28, @Agbgift, @rusello, @shegxi, @sugarcoconut, @pseudome, @kirrs, @nigeriangirl, @shezy, @librate, @cestmoi1, @Captain Jason, @Orirebaby, @ToyinDipo, @dominique, @Worldpeace, @Forwetinnah @GHKwame1 @Youngwhy (pls pardon the spelling) and others that I may have ommitted their monikers, I just want to say a big thank you to each and everyone.

Just before I adjourne this briefing, please permit me to bore you a little about my experience in jail. It was HELL. I was locked up 23 hours a day. I was fed with only beans cooked with no salt, no oil and no pepper all thru my stay. The guards were all Alusa and Samantha fans. And to add salt to injury, they were all UNILAG graduates. Even worse was the fact that @Obinoscopy (personally addressed by me as OBOnoscopy), my Jailer who coincidentally is a UNILAG graduate gave strict instructions to the guards to make my sojourne a very miserable one. So I was done for ab initio.

Thank you very much once again. Now the predominant task before me at the moment is to try to bring myself up to speed on the thread. So i go back in time to dig up some posts that I couldnt respond to while i was behind bars. Be right back.


SIGNED,
EX-CONVICT FORK ADDICT.

ShortPistolZA:


No, Virgo men are known for cheating eg. Nas, Swizz Beats, Ludacris, Joe Budden etc. Reason why they're prone to cheat is bacause many may have Libra in their birth charts since libra & virgo are neighbouring signs in the astrological wheel. Virgo occupies the 6th house & Libra the 7th house of romance, hence libra are well known for their cheating ways.

Scorpio is one of the few signs known for unwavering loyalty.

Dathommie:



Hmm.....hw many film u done act??

I need to watch dem ASAP

decanta:

Lagos big boys seldom have cash....they spend the money as quickly as it comes....Remember uti stays at lekki phase one,you know how expensive the cost of living there is?
Am going to bet uti is as rich as his next gig....unless he was smart enough to acquire landed property

decanta:

Lol you really think I will tell you that?

decanta:

Loyalty and cheating are not the same.... Virgo men might cheat but their wives remains their number one priority, who hasn't cheated ones or twice with either the heart or body?

forkadict:
FORK ADDICT'S PRESS BRIEFING ON HIS RELEASE FROM JAIL.

First things first, I would like to seize this opportunuity to recognize and thank the people that identified with the struggle to secure my release from incarceration. I deeply appreciate yall from the deepest recess of my soul. But for yall and the solidarity, I would have languished in the prison till 1st DECEMBER 2014.

Prominent activists in the movement are @The Amaka, @Spade, @decanta, @Eustachio aka (Ochon), @maum, @thandii, @reincarnated, @kgr28, @Agbgift, @rusello, @shegxi, @sugarcoconut, @pseudome, @kirrs, @nigeriangirl, @shezy, @librate, @cestmoi1, @Captain Jason, @Orirebaby, @ToyinDipo, @dominique, @Worldpeace, @Forwetinnah @GHKwame1 @Youngwhy (pls pardon the spelling) and others that I may have ommitted their monikers, I just want to say a big thank you to each and everyone.

Just before I adjourne this briefing, please permit me to bore you a little about my experience in jail. It was HELL. I was locked up 23 hours a day. I was fed with only beans cooked with no salt, no oil and no pepper all thru my stay. The guards were all Alusa and Samantha fans. And to add salt to injury, they were all UNILAG graduates. Even worse was the fact that @Obinoscopy (personally addressed by me as OBOnoscopy), my Jailer who coincidentally is a UNILAG graduate gave strict instructions to the guards to make my sojourne a very miserable one. So I was done for ab initio.

Thank you very much once again. Now the predominant task before me at the moment is to try to bring myself up to speed on the thread. So i go back in time to dig up some posts that I couldnt respond to while i was behind bars. Be right back.


SIGNED,
EX-CONVICT FORK ADDICT.

Belovedd:
f
First of all, Uti stays in 1004, secondly Uti is an ibo boy, dunno about d Lagos big boy thingy but the Ibos dont forget their root. Am pretty sure uti has very commendable savings/investments

Dathommie:



Shuu!

Which kind up comin actress u b if u no one b famous

of course u ought to!