Guys have u ever been caught in de very act bleeping? what was Ur first reaction?

a friend of mine sheared his experience yesterday at de office with me;
According to him, dia was dis beautiful gal he has been longing to bleep, as devil will have it, an opportunity presented itself one day,while in de very act,in fact when he was at de critical point ( point of no return, or dat time wen u cannot pronounce eleven without stammering), his gal friend just opened de door and caught him red handed.

then I asked him, what was Ur immediate reaction?

his reply...
"guy I mess while I de release, and my d**k shrink like say I bath ice instanta"

shear ur own experience if you ve had one, if u ve never had one, what wud be your immediate reaction?.

OP, no offense just tell us you are the one.

PrincessB1: OP, no offense just tell us you are the one.

who be dis one??

princess!!!!!! I go give u E-slap oh, why should I lie?
because u tell lies does not mean dat every one is a lier naw!!!!!

ABEG BORROW SENSE!

PrincessB1: OP, no offense just tell us you are the one.

princess u de sell dogs? Ur dp got me laughing

Observing

Locks in doors are not for fashion.

Exponental: Locks in doors are not for fashion.

don't mind the op, the story was curbed from the Yoruba (or Any other nollywood ).film he watched minutes before this post

inositol88:

princess u de sell dogs? Ur dp got me laughing

Lol Na d dog nd cat wey u giv me to help u train na......U 2dey forget?

inositol88:

who be dis one??

princess!!!!!! I go give u E-slap oh, why should I lie?
because u tell lies does not mean dat every one is a lier naw!!!!!

ABEG BORROW SENSE!

Bcz dier ar mny liers in diz forum....my apology tho

Jregz:
don't mind the op, the story was curbed from the Yoruba (or Any other nollywood ).film he watched minutes before this post

BROS U SMOKE DRY SHIT DIS MORNING?

PrincessB1: Bcz dier ar mny liers in diz forum....my apology tho

sweetie are u one of dem?
appolgise accepted tho! I admire Ur humility, am sorry for de fowl language

inositol88:

BROS U SMOKE DRY SHIT DIS MORNING?

Na dry gin I take, *Mtcheeeeew

Jregz:
Na dry gin I take, *Mtcheeeeew

now I understand, hug Ur bed, kiss Ur pillow bro and stop venting Ur hot blood on me

inositol88:
now I understand, hug Ur bed, kiss Ur pillow bro and stop venting Ur hot blood on me

PEES ON HIS HEAD*

inositol88:

sweetie are u one of dem?
appolgise accepted tho! I admire Ur humility, am sorry for de fowl language

Naa am nt, tnx no p

LADIES, U CAN ALSO SHEAR UR EXPERIENCES TOO,

even tho I know say una no go gree talk

I have caught many pipo doing it all in the name of night class. Very disgusting!

*shakes head*... No No No, I dnt want to remember dat day..... Wat a bad day it ws

I've seen people get caught only in movies.

Wow, I can stil remember wen my mum caught me in d act in 2012. I ws ashamed of myself cos I thought my door ws locked. Well it ws ntin cos d babe in question x my permanent babe.

I forgot to look the door while me and my gf dey do the thing,in fact she dey on top ma thing. A guy who is my dry cleaner wanted to come and take my clothes as hv told him to come since morning but did not see him. This was in the evening,has he knock the door but before I could shout (ma wole o) he open the door and my girl was still riding. He quickly said sorry and close the door back while we resume duty.

*observing

Shear ko Spear Ni

There was this day back during my university days. There was this chic that was really into me. Long story short, we were in my hostel and she was riding me like there was no tomorrow when I heard my roommate insert his key into the keyhole. I was almost at the point of orgasm and there was nothing I could do. He entered and saw us. There was the look of surprise on his face because the chic was a lady from our fellowship. As he was starring at us, my fluid was gushing. He quickly came back to his senses and ran out of the room.
He still makes fun of me whenever the issue comes up till date.

I said it this way exactly "she wanted to sleep close to me and I couldn't sleep with my clothes on plus you know I have certain seizures around ladies that make me thrust back and forth like the piston of car running at 180km/h"

I said it this way exactly "she wanted to sleep close to me and I couldn't sleep with my clothes on plus you know I have certain seizures around ladies that make me thrust back and forth like the psiton of car running at 180km/h"

Dem don derail dis topic