~Sauron~:

Watch your back. . . .acidbath is imminent.

 why  


@ Topic.

I'm sorry it just cant work out between us, your bride price is unaffordable.

PepERSprAY:

Your attorney that is chasing me?

He lost his genitals in Iraq(1991).
I can leave u and him naked in the bathroom for years. . . . .

He lost his genitals in Iraq(1991).
I can leave u and him naked in the bathroom for years. . . . .

Why is he chasing me then? Does he enjoy wasting his money in expensive dinners?

~Sauron~:

He lost his genitals in Iraq(1991).
I can leave u and him naked in the bathroom for years. . . . .

The towel that never dries can do the magik u know.

@ Topic,

Marriage is a lifetime commitment, are you ready to bear the burden of this lifetime bondage? Undecided I still need time to think it thorough.

I don't blame Pataki for calling marriage an everlasting bondage. Any woman married to that agbero is seriously living in bondage.

Is it entirely impossible for you guys to remain on topic?

Please return to original line of discourse to avoid bans and or locking.

~Sauron~:

Did u learn to write like this or what gives??
I think you should patent this(there's a whole lot of money to be made).

iz hit?!!!

telme abeg!!

Ridiculous excuses don finish naw, abi u wan make we crack our medulla

debosky:

Is it entirely impossible for you guys to remain on topic?

Please return to original line of discourse to avoid bans and or locking.

We're out of excuses

Bring some of your own na

PepERSprAY:

I don't blame Pataki for calling marriage an everlasting bondage. Any woman married to that agbero is seriously living in bondage.

You still do not geddit right? Ain't buvvered to explain it out to you.

@ Topic,
How well do you really think you know me?

I want you to have a child first.

@ topic

I will marry you after the credit crunch subsides  

Moyola:

iz hit?!!!
telme abeg!!

If i tell you, i would have to take 50%.

debosky:

@ topic

I will marry you after the credit crunch subsides  

Thatz anutha 10 years!!! Nice one.

@ Topic,
How well do you really think know me?

Very well, short,poor, 1 minute etc but I still love you

@ topic

I will marry you after the credit crunch subsides

What if am ready to foot the wedding bills?

I be trouble maker, one week one trouble, it will soon land me behind bar.

PepERSprAY:

What if am ready to foot the wedding  bills?

next excuse will be -- abomination, its a shame in my culture  

we are from the same village(extended family)

I can't marry you, you deserve better than me.

Let us save to get a good down payment before doing this thing.

@topic
Ask her 'If a fish and a bird fell in love, where would they live??' _{I know it makes no sense but it worked in one movie I saw}

PepERSprAY:

Very well, short,poor, 1 minute etc but I still love you

Are those your qualities? How ridiculous.

I have given you enough room to change, if you cannot change now, you cannot change during our marriage.

@ Topic

You're not ready to marry a guy like me.

eldee:

@topic
Ask her 'If a fish and a bird fell in love, where would they live??' _{I know it makes no sense but it worked in one movie I saw}

For nest inside the river

~Sauron~:

If i tell you, i would have to take 50%.

c ya mouth!! yu tak 15%. . . . .  deal or no deal?

Are you ready to be number 4?

Moyola:

I can't marry you, you deserve better than me.

For real?

Investment crunch.

My Grandpapa will take you do money.

diz 4/bye ladizz:

"I can't marry you because I'm pregnant from the last marrage that I was in and the baby's due around our wedding day!"

chamotex:

Are you ready to be number 4?

u no well

Pataki:

For real?

Investment crunch.

hehe. . . . Pata  

Moyola:

diz 4/bye ladizz:

"I can't marry you because I'm pregnant from the last marrage that I was in and the baby's due around our wedding day!"

Very unrealistic.