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The Thief Catching Machine by GeeCee(m): 12:35pm On Oct 28, 2008
A machine was invented in Japan to catch thieves. The inventor took the machine to different countries for a test.
In the USA, the machine caught 20 thieves in 30 minutes; it caught 500 thieves in 30 minutes in the UK. In Spain, it caught 25 thieves in 20 minutes. It took 10 minutes to catch 6,000 thieves in Ghana and 7 minutes to catch 20,000 thieves in Uganda. In Nigeria,


















In 5 minutes,




















The Machine was stolen!

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Re: The Thief Catching Machine by SamMilla1(m): 12:40pm On Oct 28, 2008
damn!!!
not again

where is clem, plz do something about this Darling
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by romsky: 12:46pm On Oct 28, 2008
clem don go throway shit 4 council
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by tytylayor: 12:50pm On Oct 28, 2008
y clem? as the MOD here u shud do somthin to it now sef angry
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by romsky: 12:59pm On Oct 28, 2008
Sam is in detention at yaba centre
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by tytylayor: 1:05pm On Oct 28, 2008
eh yah

sam is it true shocked shocked eeoooo,
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by SamMilla1(m): 1:19pm On Oct 28, 2008
where is yaba, never heard of it.
the places i hear are
1.new york
2.chicago

plus my home town
california
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by mondob2k(m): 1:31pm On Oct 28, 2008
Let somebody ask Sammy. i think e knows where the macchine is
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by romsky: 1:34pm On Oct 28, 2008
y dont u ask him yaself
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by tytylayor: 2:12pm On Oct 28, 2008
@sam

*singing* ajo ko le dun dun ko ni le ma re le. . . . . . . . . . . . . lipsrsealed
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by sylve11: 2:50pm On Oct 28, 2008
romade:

clem don go throway shit 4 council

lol grin
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by clemcykul(f): 2:54pm On Oct 28, 2008
na the kain thing wey go ever sweet dis guy grin

sam well done o, shey u knoe say i be shit distributor
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by romsky: 3:00pm On Oct 28, 2008
olodo na sam dey ya head abi na him post am shio
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by sylve11: 3:02pm On Oct 28, 2008
clemzy the shit distributor grin grin
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by clemcykul(f): 3:30pm On Oct 28, 2008
nothing dey happen
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by mogentle(m): 3:46pm On Oct 28, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ROFLMAO
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
GeeCee, U be bad person, U wan kill someone?.

Na who stole that machine, Clemcykul?
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by akym(m): 4:04pm On Oct 28, 2008
mogentle u sure say u gentle at all

u no sabi laugh oh.see all ur 63 or na 36 way u open like that.

ibeg cover it.
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by sylve11: 4:31pm On Oct 28, 2008
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by mogentle(m): 4:43pm On Oct 28, 2008
akym:

mogentle u sure say u gentle at all

u no sabi laugh oh.see all ur 63 or na 36 way u open like that.

ibeg cover it.

see your mouth, chei u be olodo for Biology Class, Na u get 63 teeth for your mouth, akym of SnakeLand. u are a reptile shocked shocked shocked

Re: The Thief Catching Machine by Gabry(f): 12:26am On Oct 29, 2008
That machine is now in my house.
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by chidipupay(m): 8:32am On Oct 30, 2008
I tell una say gabry na militant. she don thief the machine. Ole
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by clemcykul(f): 9:53am On Oct 30, 2008
*catches gabb and beats her into coma*

oya provide dat machine or . . . , , . . . . . . . . . angry grin angry
Re: The Thief Catching Machine by GeeCee(m): 2:41pm On Jun 09, 2009
cool
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