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|Funny, Factual And Food For Thought by Demichaels: 11:03pm On Sep 09, 2014|
The patience you exercise when your Blackberry
hangs, please use it in relationships.
The Toilet, best place to eat stolen meat.
Time Heals everything, well except Yoruba tribal
Why count your money in front of the ATM? Will
you return if it's incomplete or is there a button
that says "incomplete''?
It amazes me that people are afraid to talk in
the exam room when the question clearly said
I'm in Lagos, my internet is terrible but Shekau
is in Sambissa forest and yet he has enough
bandwidth to upload 59mins YouTube video.
The rate at which the super eagles plays draw
games is making me wonder if Okro is one of
Naija Mineral resources.
Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink
lips and six packs when their father is short,
pot bellied with pommo lips.
It is only in Nigeria that a Policeman will stop
you and search your phone gallery for blue film
If People Can Use "LOL" Without Even Laughing
Surely They Use "I Love You" Without Even
Loving You. Be Guided.
Somewhere in Onitsha, an Ibo man is struggling
with the ushers on how to retrieve the N200 he
mistakenly dropped instead of N20 offering.
If a woman leaves a man with vision for a man
with television, soon she'll watch the man with
vision on her husband's television.
You've been Engaged since 2010, till today
you're still ENGAGED. MY girl, you're not LORD
OF THE RINGS please return that key holder
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