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Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Cayon(f): 2:21am On Nov 03, 2008
Good Evening Everyone:

I am Professor Cayon.  For those who don't know me I am an ex patient of the Asylum.  The head doctors in an  asylum had a meeting and decided that i am potentially well.

Students who misbehave in my class will be sent to the lunatic Asylum and be put into a straight-jacket.  ABSOLUTELY NO EXCEPTIONS

Roll Call

Studio43 *** (To be monitored 24 hrs)
Gabrywyl (suffers from lack of sleep)
Disease
daniluv
romade
clemcykul
tytylayor
sam milla ?
jazzyJ
infobaba ?
ituen
JustGood
Scopium
Mukina ?
Cbase
Jeovy
dreday
Mykali *** (need tetanus shot every 2hrs)
Akym
Princesa (Patient is free to leave asylum - based on good behaviour)
Azo - (new Student) Joined because of an over dose of viagra
Davidylan (New student)

If your name was not call, please stand or raise your hand

Signed: Professor Cayon
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 5:12am On Nov 03, 2008
Gabrywyl raises her hands grin
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Cayon(f): 12:38pm On Nov 03, 2008
Gabby:

You remind me of New York City - "The city that never sleeps" grin grin

The free weekend vacation offer is still on. I promise you'll get all the rest you need

Peace
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 1:45pm On Nov 03, 2008
What made you say that? shocked
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by clemcykul(f): 11:26am On Nov 04, 2008
lol
cayon o gbadun grin
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Arcani: 8:40pm On Nov 04, 2008
angry Prof Cayon. have been stand since and raise hand na, is it da hawa Prof is not seeing well, is it short sightedness da is doing you ni
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by studio43(m): 10:18pm On Nov 04, 2008
clemcykul:

lol
cayon o gbadun grin

u always think everybody here be onye Yoruba like you grin



@cayon,
why the straight jacket na? cry
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by quentininc(m): 10:34pm On Nov 04, 2008
why cayon come dey insist say wake them no take off ur straight jacket.anyway just show anm say ur kolomentality no get part 2 grin
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 5:43am On Nov 05, 2008
shocked
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Cayon(f): 7:03am On Nov 05, 2008
studio43:

@cayon,
why the straight jacket na? cry
so that you don't come after me again grin grin. I am safer with you in a straightjacket
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Cayon(f): 7:06am On Nov 05, 2008
Arcani:

angry Prof Cayon. have been stand since and raise hand na, is it da hawa Prof is not seeing well, is it short sightedness da is doing you ni
Didn't notice you were raising your hand. See I was on the phone with the Head Warden of the asylum. He told me that another student will be joing us shortly. His name is davidylan. Could you do me a favour and remove all sharp objects from the class. I was told davidylan is a threat to himself grin grin

I am typing and sleeping

nite
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 7:22am On Nov 05, 2008
Just give DavidDylan the sharp objects. If I see anything suspicious, I will just shoot him down like a wild boar with my M16 gun aight? cool
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Arcani: 3:20pm On Nov 05, 2008
Is a lie jo
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 1:48am On Nov 06, 2008
Lie? Ok watch me when it happens cool
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by studio43(m): 9:54am On Nov 06, 2008
quentininc:

why cayon come dey insist say wake them no take off ur straight jacket.anyway just show anm say ur kolomentality no get part 2 grin

SPEAK ENGLISH cool



Cayon:

so that you don't come after me again grin grin. I am safer with you in a straightjacket

i'm cool, i dont bite grin
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by princesa(f): 6:35pm On Nov 07, 2008
why is my name on the list of insanity embarassed
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 7:09pm On Nov 07, 2008
Cos u are temporarily insane na
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

cool
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Cayon(f): 12:13am On Nov 08, 2008
coolykdat:

because u are temporarily insane na
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
cool
grin grin grin
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Cayon(f): 12:19am On Nov 08, 2008
studio43:

i'm cool, i don't bite grin
Check register above for update. Straightjacket remove
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Cayon(f): 12:21am On Nov 08, 2008
princesa:

why is my name on the list of insanity embarassed
Please check the register above for updates.  You are free to leave the asylum cheesy
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 1:13am On Nov 08, 2008
Why is my name on the list of insanity? embarassed

























grin trying my luck
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Jeovy(m): 8:39am On Nov 08, 2008
canyon,

you for write gaby name three times,her case seem extreme
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 9:43am On Nov 08, 2008
Dont make me slap your beaver face for hia! angry
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by princesa(f): 10:47am On Nov 08, 2008
Cayon:

Please check the register above for updates.  You are free to leave the asylum cheesy
why was it there in the first place angry
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 3:46pm On Nov 08, 2008
Cause you were originally born with this sickness
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by spenchuks(m): 8:14pm On Nov 08, 2008
chronic madness grin
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Azo(m): 8:57pm On Nov 08, 2008
psykolomental grin grin
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by studio43(m): 9:40pm On Nov 08, 2008
Cayon:

Check register above for update. Straightjacket remove

no need to remove me from your straight jacket, i need it there, life is good grin
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 2:59am On Nov 09, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed So finally he admitted his down syndromness
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 2:42pm On Nov 09, 2008
All of una dey "KOLO"
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

cool
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by Gabry(f): 2:45pm On Nov 09, 2008
except moi cool
Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 3:20pm On Nov 09, 2008
gabrywyl:

except moi cool

Especially You

KOLOx10100

grin grin grin grin grin

cool

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