sheniqua:

My conscience no let me as per WOG
I was getting tempted myself

I burst out laughing at the missionary / jihad style bit

acidosisTM:

Okay as in, agreed?

Chillisauce: We sabi this technique Tay Tay. . All those kiri Waka husibands that dont touch their wives think say their wives go let cobwebs grow for their kini? You don't touch her but whenever you do, she don get belly. Na Miracle sperm na .

Eh.... No DNA for Nigeria . Opoko. Una go train another woman pikin tire. Esp those ones wey dey gree die to get man pikin.

sheniqua:

One girl for Abuja whose husband "anagni akuputa ezi nkwa" went and found an assistant igwe to help her out
Her friend said "hmm,my sister you try oI can't allow another man see these rolls on my side and my fat belly so even if I want to cheat,I will be too conscious of my body"
Her friend who was fatter than her said,"do you think I took off all my clothes? Am I mad"

LaRoyalHighness: ..and what happens when married men cheat?

sheniqua:

One girl for Abuja whose husband "anagni akuputa ezi nkwa" went and found an assistant igwe to help her out
She gisted her friend how much this bobo was rocking her world,Her friend said "hmm,my sister you try o,I can't allow another man see these rolls on my side and my fat belly so even if I want to cheat,I will be too conscious of my body"
Her friend who was fatter than her said,"do you think I took off all my clothes? Am I mad"

kreamidiva:


In my own place, if a woman cheats, her husband will fall sick and eventually die unless she confesses. So women wey wan kill their husbands would jejely go and cheat on him!

Chillisauce: Na so one of my neighbor girlfriend carry belly of another of her fine boyfriend give my neighbor. This my neighbor wor wor no be small.

The girl too fine and with the wor wot man money, she carry another person belly dash am . He rushed everything from intro to wedding .

As she gave birth, the pikin fine no be small . Clean girl . The man dey open teeth feeling funky as person wey get fine daughter . The kasala wey I hear when the girl called her former boyfriend make me confirm the story .

Long story, if you wor wor, get money..come dey Waka about. You are on a loooong thing.

sheniqua:

But if the girl herself fine,the baby may have inherited from her side of the family
You no see basket mouth children?

Godmystrength: no. cheating is a no no no for me irrespective of gender

pickabeau1: tell me something... the op wants reaction na...


I do couch now... since aluta has changed her sex to male.. i fear 14 years ooo

utenwuson: men? Its men's WORLD my dear..........!!! We don't cheat, we only date 2 show how manly we could be!!!

sheniqua: My hubby told me a story that happened when they were on campus
One fine girl wey dey engaged with her campus bobo from another tribe but her parents refused the intended marriage
No do no do she come carry belle,then they moved into someone's boys quarters
After 9 months,WAEC come release result and the baby was half Lebanese

E get some Lebanese boys wey dey run store for campus
Chei

letsdothis:

Op are you okay? What kind of tribal bigotry is this you are insinuating by putting kunle first before chukwuemeka.

I cannot take that. Change your post to and let chukwuemeka come before kunle so that the husband tha cannot perform is igbo, but the sexually fit lover boy is yoruba.

Do that now or I will report your thread and close it for violating nairaland rule 3. Nonsense!

zeb04: There are No ancestors disturbing cheating wife or whatever.those stories are bullcrap to keep the woman(only) in perpetual fear.

If you have a randy man as a husband, you both can decide to have an open marriage........so everyone comes home satisfied and fulfilled after all sex isn't love

letsdothis:

Op are you okay? What kind of tribal bigotry is this you are insinuating by putting kunle first before chukwuemeka.

I cannot take that. Change your post to and let chukwuemeka come before kunle so that the husband tha cannot perform is igbo, but the sexually fit lover boy is yoruba.

Do that now or I will report your thread and close it for violating nairaland rule 3. Nonsense!

LaRoyalHighness: You can make your point without the insult. That's my point and I hope its not too difficult to understand... Enjoy 'your self'

JamalUganda22:
What did I say to insult you? Please be specific. Thank you mom.

JamalUganda22:

How is that fair? You are a sick person for laughing at evil deeds. -_-

Godmystrength:

because you called ''mom'' a sick person
don't mind me i. Just doing gbeborun.

JamalUganda22:

Oh sh!t. I'm sorry mom, I truly am. Please accept my apology.

Godmystrength: nairaland o

JamalUganda22:

How is that fair? You are a sick person for laughing at evil deeds. -_-

utenwuson: men? Its men's WORLD my dear..........!!! We don't cheat, we only date 2 show how manly we could be!!!

ahnie: coco,i know what i'm saying.if you try such...you'll go insane.

Nutase: This joke is highly rated DANGEROUS. Those engaged in it are highly trained professionals.
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. I repeat DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

tmtech: Hmmmmm..m I love it wen issues like dis are discussed....Especially in a frendly atmosphere like dis..... I always wonder aw men wif many wives introduced dia wives to each other... like maybe jst waking d wife up in d middle of d nite and tell her he has offended her great "dat x lady is pregnant and she won't jst leave me alone I wonder how d women handle such shock... Little wonder polygamous homes are seldom peaceful... Marriage is not by force, if u av d ideology dat ladies are unique like fruits and u love fruit salad... Den don't settle wif jst one fruit....nice thread... Nice comments....I love NL