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The Ugliest Male Footballer? by kentozybee(m): 3:32pm On Sep 20, 2014
Abeg guys read this funny post and give the likely answer.
I visited my girlfriend,
when she went to the bathroom to
shower
her phone rang I pick it up and saw c.
ronaldo calling
I didn't answer.oooo
after that moment another call came and it
was hazard calling
I said to my self does it mean this girl is
celebrity
and I don't know it..?
as it that was not enough another call
came in with the name
asamoah gyan calling
somethin struck my mind later and I
realised she has intentionally saved the
numbers according to the football players
in relationship to how handsome her
boyfriend are
so I decided to dial my number too
I dial my first number and Ohhhh my god,
guess what .....I saw
balloteli calling
Hmmmm, I didn't talk ooo and I dialed my
2nd number too
and I started weeping profusely.
I fainted and was admitted to hospital so
what players
name do you think made me fainted....?
guess...
Re: The Ugliest Male Footballer? by rawpadgin(m): 3:40pm On Sep 20, 2014
who else if not the one & only bance
Re: The Ugliest Male Footballer? by kentozybee(m): 3:54pm On Sep 20, 2014
rawpadgin: who else if not the one & only bance
Yes oo Na bance

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