Guys what should you do to a girl who turns up to a
dinner date with all of her 12 girlfriends in tow? I think
the best option is to run! Who wants to wash plates in
a fast-food’s kitchen?*shrugs shoulders*


that's hw immature girls can be:shey he want me out make we go chop him pocket dry
Some of this girls gets disgraced my mean guy .
How:i will order for all u guys wnt , when the food is served i would use my other hand to set alarm to the next two minutes with my ring tone as my alarm tone & i would be like 'babes i need to answer this urgent call
Na tomorrow we go see then . Next time i fix dinner with u , it is meant for both of us not ya frns & family

jennylove7575: Okay I am waiting for you to take me out on a date with N200...let me know if need my contact hmm

thought we have already planned about it.

*clears throat* so who wants to take me on a bicycle date?

Inik:
If that is you on your profile pix and you're gonna dress the same way you're dressed in the pix to the date then we have a deal.

no I can't wear that its my carnival costume... I will put on a mini skirt, a short t shirt and a trainer. How about that?

chidekings:


thought we have already planned about it.

we can replan..how e go be?

marieolae: This aint gonna work out at all

It sure can.

Inik:
If that is you on your profile pix and you're gonna dress the same way you're dressed in the pix to the date then we have a deal.

What a character !
Lol

Inik:

They will have to adjust

Dang catch ya

Was asking u of ur moniker on fb u promised bt refuse to fulfill

U beta cooperate else I'll tell the whole forum ur life history

dnacrystal: *clears throat* so who wants to take me on a bicycle date?

I've got a private jet.

#winks.

jennylove7575: we can replan..how e go be?

we would have taken the op advice,but i know that my jenny cant take zobo on a special day.and i cant even drive a bicycle.

NinoBrown888:


It sure can.

it sure can't

marieolae: it sure can't

Yes it can,,

NinoBrown888:


Yes it can,,

no it can't

marieolae: no it can't

Oh YES it can !

Op, I'm so in love.. Chai, lmaoooooo

Aitee1:



Dang catch ya

Was asking u of ur moniker on fb u promised bt refuse to fulfill

U beta cooperate else I'll tell the whole forum ur life history

Hahahaha.....chei! Aitee mbok this is one of my side monikers. My main moniker is currently serving a ban.

Op, I'm so in love.. Chai, lmaooooo

This is worth trying... *Zooms off to buy a gallon of Zobo drink*

NinoBrown888:

Oh YES it can !

Oh NO it can't

Seems you are not from nigeria

.

[quote author=NinoBrown888][/quote] NINO it can't

marieolae: which will not be good..since I'm trying to maintain my figure oh!

Add more weight sweetheart. I need to feel some flesh

Inik:
Add more weight sweetheart. I need to feel some flesh

u dnt need to b feeling nething. When naijaboiy is there...

marieolae: NINO it can't

Marieeeeee it caaaaan !

jennylove7575: no I can't wear that its my carnival costume... I will put on a mini skirt, a short t shirt and a trainer. How about that?

Deal!

NinoBrown888:

Marieeeeee it caaaaan !

niiiiiiiinoooooo it caaaaaaan'ttttt

This tip is good for the goose but really bad for the gander...
Number 1 is this with your #200 alone you cannot even buy the chilled Zobo and crackers biscuit, except of course na you wan do the Zobo by your self.. In this case you can have some left overs to console your self with.. But alternatively you can always buy Nutri C and chill it by your self.

Number two in the case of using a bicycle, nna the babe go be like "what does this guy even take me for" and before you know it the date is ended because babe is expecting you to show up in hummer jeep, EOD, DC, Muscle, Evil spirit etc...

Number 3 by the time you have done the missionary trek and you are now heading to a quiet secluded spot that is if you actually wise crack your way there, the babe would be like "blood of ..... So this man wan take me do money ritual"

Number 4.. Don't even try the window shopping on a first date with such budget except of course you wan to window shop for cars in which case you can always ask them to take you and the babe in the car for a ride. After that you can always drop your number and promise to bring a cheque later.

Finally if na #200 u wan use on a first date, just pray nepa give you light, chill your nutri C or Zobo as the case may be, you can even cook food for her.. Ladies av hooked up with like this part, so long as na you cook am.. Can actually go to her house and do the long trek and wisecrack to your house and by the time you get home bro... You'd be feeling like you've known yourself for ages in which case even if there's no light.. We all know say na so Nepa abi na PHCN de do... You can relax with what you have at home and get to know yourself better..

Good luck and patience but no Jonah oh...

Funny post. Most ladies look forward to cab drives on dates, and you're dreaming on of them will enter a bicycle with a guy?

Funny post. Most ladies look forward to posh drives on dates, and you're dreaming on of them will enter a bicycle with a guy?

chidekings:


we would have taken the op advice,but i know that my jenny cant take zobo on a special day.and i cant even drive a bicycle.

ha ha ha ha ha ha.... you funny. zobo!...ha ha ha and bicycle ha ha ha ha ha..inshort I just can't imagine it .