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Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by lonelydora: 1:14pm On Sep 25, 2014
I was thinking about this last night, had it been Shekau was caught alive, and you were the ONLY person in Nigeria to decide what his punishment should be,

WHAT WOULD YOU PRESCRIBE?
Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by Arosa(m): 1:17pm On Sep 25, 2014
Cut off his brokos. undecided
Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by tinuolababy(f): 1:19pm On Sep 25, 2014
Hanging his dick
Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by ephemm(m): 1:23pm On Sep 25, 2014
Tie him to a car and drag him from Nyanya to Wuse
#Shikena

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Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by Truth24(m): 1:25pm On Sep 25, 2014
put him to fight with a Lion
Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by Collynzo22: 1:27pm On Sep 25, 2014
He was actually caught alive so.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxrkb-efL2g
Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by Jmain: 1:30pm On Sep 25, 2014
See below grin

Ekundayo7:

The real Shekau is dead but the "new" Shekau could quite possibly be this one in the photo. But why he would be out in full blown offensive battle? He would more likely be safe in Sambisa or some governor's mansion camp protected from harm. The bone structure does resemble the body double Shekau though, especially the nose, and his lying in the hot sun and pooling of blood and natural swelling of corpse could make the face look puffy. The beard is a little overgrown though but hopefully that is because NA has had them on the run with no time for d body double Shekaus meticulous toiletry sessions. The dark skin can also be some good hours frying in the sun and skin turning dark ash from no blood flow. I wouldn't call the one in the photo an "innocent man". My only wish is that if is the "real" fake body double, he could be captured alive, pilloried in the town market then let anyone who wishes to carve him a new face and limbs use their dullest blade. Add some salt hourly to his wounds and pizz on him for a day or two, by then he should be well marinated for a journey outside town to be left for wild animals to eat their premarinated meat. Barring that idea, he should be tortured with knife, wrapped with a fist size yam repeatedly in the yansh, then bathed in pig blood and beheaded. Display the head on a pike for all to see and bury his useless corpse in a pit with a pig head on his shoulders. What goes around comes around, and that Mo Fo's time is up.

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Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by Chubhie: 1:36pm On Sep 25, 2014
Put him in a controlled mind programme that will make him to understand he's been duped that there are virgin ladies waiting for him in Paradise. Then, open his eyes to the kinda worldly enriched life those that bankrolled him are living and at lest, give him the needed tools to carry out a personal vendetta on all that brainwashed him.
Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by segzyj(m): 1:37pm On Sep 25, 2014
Remove his testes with plier
Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by omenka(m): 1:39pm On Sep 25, 2014
And who says he wasn't caught alive
Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by omoharry(f): 1:54pm On Sep 25, 2014
Catch him alive, divide his body into four pieces and take it to the mountains for the vulture and other wild best to feast on.
Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by Rexnegro(m): 1:54pm On Sep 25, 2014
As for me I will asked for him to be tied to a tree and put a thick broom in his dicck hole and break it immediately,then mix cement with water and force him to drink and ask every chibok girls love ones and the love ones of people he has killed to come with pliers to be skinning anywhere they like from his dirty body,after which put a tire n pour fuel on him to burn so him too can feel the pain he caused many innocent people he killed by bombing them...
Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by Obynobyl(m): 2:08pm On Sep 25, 2014
I will pray for preach to him and pray that Jesus Christ forgives his sins
Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by Nobody: 2:19pm On Sep 25, 2014
U guys are too subtle in determining the right punishment for shekau. First of all, he needs to be tied down in a bath of boiling hot water for some minutes, thereafter take him out and tie him down to a chair with arm rests. Den one by one pull out his finger nails with plier. Dat pain should last him for about 2hours. Then you go to his toes and take out his toe nails. Next u get a sledge hammer, straighten out his fingers and start hitting them hard till he losses his voice from screaming. When that is done u tie him upside down n let blood rush into his head till he takes his last breath.

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Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by timawoku(m): 2:33pm On Sep 25, 2014
segzyj: Remove his testes with plier
as i read this comment i quickly grabbed my balls...you wicked gaan o
Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by asadike(f): 2:39pm On Sep 25, 2014
Bleep his yansh with a sharp knife then ask a woman 2 cut out his heart slowly with a scissors so that he can b sure of hell.
Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by ednut1(m): 2:44pm On Sep 25, 2014
boil his left leg in hot water, put the right in bag of red ants, leave him for 30mins, then cut his Achilles, leave him to be crawling, den unleash dogs on his leg, when d dogs have eaten all his flesh leave him for 2 hours cut off his balls grin. den attach him to four horses let dem slowly go in four different direction and scatter him
Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by lonelydora: 4:06pm On Sep 25, 2014
ednut1: boil his left leg in hot water, put the right in bag of red ants, leave him for 30mins, then cut his Achilles, leave him to be crawling, den unleash dogs on his leg, when d dogs have eaten all his flesh leave him for 2 hours cut off his balls grin. den attach him to four horses let dem slowly go in four different direction and scatter him
O boy ehhhhhh!
Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by Rich4god(m): 4:16pm On Sep 25, 2014
Simple... Just tie him up in a rat infested room and leave him there....

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Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by lonelydora: 8:07pm On Sep 25, 2014
asadike: Bleep his yansh with a sharp knife then ask a woman 2 cut out his heart slowly with a scissors so that he can b sure of hell.
You m.e.a.n. ohhh
Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by Nobody: 8:11pm On Sep 25, 2014
ednut1: boil his left leg in hot water, put the right in bag of red ants, leave him for 30mins, then cut his Achilles, leave him to be crawling, den unleash dogs on his leg, when d dogs have eaten all his flesh leave him for 2 hours cut off his balls grin. den attach him to four horses let dem slowly go in four different direction and scatter him
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked chisos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aswear if God asign you to the post of keeper of the underworld eh human beings will do everything possible to avoid hell fire!

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