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Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by NgeneUkwenu(f): 8:39am On Oct 02, 2014
I have been watching with keen interest on how all manners of natural occurrences(albeit Postivive ones), individual excellence, international assistance, normal routine works by different ministries are elaborated and celebrated by jonathan and jonathanians as achievement of the government.

They say he Brought Facebook, rainfall, football success, cured Ebola, made sure PDP lost some states, increased the price of crude oil, rang bell at New York exchange, prevented earthquake, and other flimsy and useless lines used to defend the regime by his sycophants recruits.

One of jonathanian took it to another level yesterday, when he claimed, he was now able to make love 5 times with his girl daily which was untenable during the time of Obasanjo undecided

How useless can a government be?

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by Nobody: 8:44am On Oct 02, 2014
haters will keep hating cos they are born to hate

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by Nobody: 8:48am On Oct 02, 2014
Because they have nothing else to claim as achievement.
Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by NgeneUkwenu(f): 8:52am On Oct 02, 2014
francleanflexy: haters will keep hating cos the they are born to hate

Who is hating and who is loving Nigeria?

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by NgeneUkwenu(f): 8:52am On Oct 02, 2014
berem: Because they have nothing else to claim as achievement.

Exactly!

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by Nobody: 8:54am On Oct 02, 2014
One of jonathanian took it to another level yesterday, when he claimed, he was now able to make love 5 times with his girl daily which was untenable during the time of Obasanjo
Laughin so hard at this. So someone actually said this? How dùmb can one be? I guess his spam is now thicker in d GEJ era

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by NgeneUkwenu(f): 8:58am On Oct 02, 2014
HugeCock: Laughin so hard at this. So someone actually said this? How dùmb can one be? I guess his spam is now thicker in d GEJ era

I was shocked as hell yesterday! I didn't know whether to Laugh or cry, but when I remembered I have heard worse lines on Nairaland by jonathanians, I just moved on.

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by Nobody: 8:59am On Oct 02, 2014
Because people like you hate success and Successful people so no matter how positive the news is about Nigeria, you can never be happy.

Happy independence

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by Chaleeee: 8:59am On Oct 02, 2014
Source to your claims.....
Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by philantoxx(m): 9:01am On Oct 02, 2014
laffing in hispanic
Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by onowu007(m): 9:03am On Oct 02, 2014
I luv Biafra naija can go huge Ebola patient......Abeg Joan wen u go divide d country.

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by 1shortblackboy: 9:07am On Oct 02, 2014
I for comment but this kind nonsense no go reach front page tongue
Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by Curlieweed: 9:37am On Oct 02, 2014
NgeneUkwenu: I have been watching with keen interest on how all manners of natural occurrences(albeit Postivive ones), individual excellence, international assistance, normal routine works by different ministries are elaborated and celebrated by jonathan and jonathanians as achievement of the government.

They say he Brought Facebook, rainfall, football success, cured Ebola, made sure PDP lost some states, increased the price of crude oil, rang bell at New York exchange, prevented earthquake, and other flimsy and useless lines used to defend the regime by his sycophants recruits.

One of jonathanian took it to another level yesterday, when he claimed, he was now able to make love 5 times with his girl daily which was untenable during the time of Obasanjo undecided

How useless can a government be?

Regarding, the highlighted. I can attest to the same experience. My erektions have increased in strength by 54.7% since Johnny Boy became president. I can understand that the reverse may be the case for unbelievers AKA Janjaweedian Apeeshit supporters but no be our fault.

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by NgeneUkwenu(f): 10:31am On Oct 02, 2014
Curlieweed:

Regarding, the highlighted. I can attest to the same experience. My erektions have increased in strength by 54.7% since Johnny Boy became president. I can understand that the reverse may be the case for unbelievers AKA Janjaweedian Apeeshit supporters but no be our fault.

No Time For a TANiod!
Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by Ngwakwe: 11:20am On Oct 02, 2014
Instructions: Answer only four questions.

Each question answered appropriately with references gives you 25 marks

1. Why do Buhari-brigades wish calamities on Nigeria?

2. Discuss in details the anti-people activities of Buhari Brigades.

3. Write 5 Advantages and 5 Disadvantages of Buhari Brigades activities on social and print media.

4. Why do Buhari Brigades want Nigeria destroyed in order to buy it at cheap rate?

5. Why did Buhari Brigades kick against Buhari negotiating on behalf Bokoharam when the Jihadists nominated him having earned their trust?

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by Curlieweed: 12:44pm On Oct 02, 2014
NgeneUkwenu:

No Time For a TANiod!

Are you a killjoy like BInBokohari? We love our erektions and other freedoms, this is still Naija not Naija-stan.

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by NgeneUkwenu(f): 12:55pm On Oct 02, 2014
[quote author=Ngwakwe]Instructions: Answer only four questions.

Each question answered appropriately with references gives you 25 marks

1. Why do Buhari-brigades wish calamities on Nigeria?

2. Discuss in details the anti-people activities of Buhari Brigades.

3. Write 5 Advantages and 5 Disadvantages of Buhari Brigades activities on social and print media.

4. Why do Buhari Brigades want Nigeria destroyed in order to buy it at cheap rate?

5. Why did Buhari Brigades kick against Buhari negotiating on behalf Bokoharam when the Jihadists nominated him having earned their trust?[
/quote]

Create another thread for your fantasy questions. This thread is about the foolishness of jonathanians which you are an active member.

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by talktimi(m): 1:03pm On Oct 02, 2014
The she.male of an op is certainly a deluded fo0l.


What sort of stvpid post is this ? DAMN

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by UnknownT: 2:00pm On Oct 02, 2014
If PDP supporters are called Jonathanians, should we call APC supporters BUHARIANS? gringringrin
Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by Nobody: 2:06pm On Oct 02, 2014
berem: Because they have nothing else to claim as achievement.
its a wonder u are yet to blame da hardworking gej for ur balding n bearded n mustacheod n whiskered state! I damm pretty well know that u are subtlely declaring operation 'wet'tie as regards that while imaginning that 'nigerian chinnesse' hunky criminal's hands groping on those twiny_twosomes,ya know....

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by chimerase2: 2:13pm On Oct 02, 2014
3cycle: Because people like you hate success and Successful people so no matter how positive the news is about Nigeria, you can never be happy.

Happy independence
1 million likes they re just enemies of nigeria
They want nigeria to crumble so dat dey can be happy

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by Nobody: 2:19pm On Oct 02, 2014
Ngwakwe: Instructions: Answer only four questions.

Each question answered appropriately with references gives you 25 marks

1. Why do Buhari-brigades wish calamities on Nigeria?

2. Discuss in details the anti-people activities of Buhari Brigades.

3. Write 5 Advantages and 5 Disadvantages of Buhari Brigades activities on social and print media.

4. Why do Buhari Brigades want Nigeria destroyed in order to buy it at cheap rate?

5. Why did Buhari Brigades kick against Buhari negotiating on behalf Bokoharam when the Jihadists nominated him having earned their trust?
And your point is?
Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by Nobody: 2:21pm On Oct 02, 2014
Jonathanians are confused zombies cum followers. They have little or no idea as regards what achievement really is.
Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by Ngwakwe: 2:43pm On Oct 02, 2014
barcanista: And your point is?

My point?

It seems you are confused.

What the hell is the purposes of this thread except a scripted "Lamentation of a defeatist"

It is so glare that Cleverly and the Buhari brigades have lost all of their talking and campaign points except blackmail and raising unsubstantiated allegations against the supporters of President Jonathan's re-election.

It's good seeing your packs of cards fall without remedy.

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by Nobody: 2:56pm On Oct 02, 2014
Ngwakwe:

My point?

It seems you are confused.

What the hell is the purposes of this thread except a scripted "Lamentation of a defeatist"

It is so glare that Cleverly and the Buhari brigades have lost all of their talking and campaign points except blackmail and raising unsubstantiated allegations against the supporters of President Jonathan's re-election.

It's good seeing your packs of cards fall without remedy.
Bro, you have gone A-wire since the day you were redeployed from politics section as moderator. but, it is cool that you are expressing your mind without the usual backlash of "ngwakwe this and that. Anyway, I can't blackmail the president and his supporters, why should i? the President by his actions and inactions has already embarrassed himself-same with the zombies and bigoted supporters of his. #TeamBuhari and #TheProgressives is focused on to enlighten the masses on the failures of PDP led government since 1999, with emphasis on President Jonathan's abmysal and mediocre performance which can be likened to epic failure, the Jonathanians and PDP zombies on the other hand are championing mediocrity, promoting failure unequalled and sponsoring campaign of calumny against the person of General Buhari, Chief Tinubu, the APC and other suppoerters of good governance. Nigerians want to know what Mr. Jonathan has done for them. We are disgusted each time we hear Jonathanians celebrate the mumucrity of the PDP and Jonathan's government
Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by OrlandoOwoh(m): 3:32pm On Oct 02, 2014
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The boy has refused to learn from his recent sack as a moderator in the politics section. Which section was he deployed to?
Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by OrlandoOwoh(m): 3:36pm On Oct 02, 2014
I'm feeling "wan kain" because of this thing you people are sharing.
Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by talktimi(m): 3:51pm On Oct 02, 2014
Obviously supporters of the jihadist Buhari are suffering from herd mentality. Its not really surprising since its a common ailment amongst the APCankerworms

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by desgiezd(m): 3:57pm On Oct 02, 2014
NgeneUkwenu:
One of jonathanian took it to another level yesterday, when he claimed, he was now able to make love 5 times with his girl daily which was untenable during the time of Obasanjo undecided

Does it mean that Jonathan has started distributing Viagra + Burantachi to his supporters free of charge?

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by Sibabasibaba1: 4:07pm On Oct 02, 2014
I pity my country when youths become the vuvezela of an 80-year old coup plotter, dictator and despot whose action in the early 1980s took Nigeria to an all time nadir. A man who has no ideas, who for 20 months could not achieve anything as Head of State and whose headship of an Abacha body marginalised the southern part of the country in terms of meaningful projects-even when the golden eggs for the project were laid by the south.


I can't be part of that group of youths who have foreclosed their capacity for driving change by championing the return of a grand father who spit on the Constitution and stood on its head, seizing power through machine guns over 30 years ago. Why are we proving the other despot, IBB, right that we are not ready for leadership? Why should we deliberately turn to analog in this digital age?



Backward never, forward ever.

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by Nobody: 4:23pm On Oct 02, 2014
NgeneUkwenu: I have been watching with keen interest on how all manners of natural occurrences(albeit Postivive ones), individual excellence, international assistance, normal routine works by different ministries are elaborated and celebrated by jonathan and jonathanians as achievement of the government.

They say he Brought Facebook, rainfall, football success, cured Ebola, made sure PDP lost some states, increased the price of crude oil, rang bell at New York exchange, prevented earthquake, and other flimsy and useless lines used to defend the regime by his sycophants recruits.

One of jonathanian took it to another level yesterday, when he claimed, he was now able to make love 5 times with his girl daily which was untenable during the time of Obasanjo undecided

How useless can a government be?
I can understand your frustration, it's a pity.

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Re: Why Do Jonathan And Jonathanians Claim Natural Occurences As Achievement by Curlieweed: 4:50pm On Oct 02, 2014
talktimi: Obviously supporters of the jihadist Buhari are suffering from herd mentality. Its not really surprising since its a common ailment amongst the APCankerworms

The Devils on Horseback AKA Janjawids move in hordes. That's where the herd animal mentality comes from. I had previously advised them to focus on 2019 but even that is too optimistic because their hatred will burn them out well before then.

RIP Apeeshit!

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