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The General Manger by Xtopher2k(m): 9:25pm On Oct 02, 2014
This is the phone conversation between Akpos and a girl he just met earlier in the day:

AKPOS: Hello girl.

GIRL: Hi.

AKPOS: You are really very sexy and beautiful.

GIRL: Thanks.

AKPOS: I really like you baby. I want you to be my girlfriend.

GIRL: Hmmm. What do you do for a living?

AKPOS: I'm the G.M of First Bank.

GIRL: Wow! Of course I'll be your girlfriend. I've always dreamt of marrying the General Manager of a big company Like First Bank.

AKPOS: No, I'm not the General Manager of First Bank.

GIRL: (confused) But you just said you are the G.M of First Bank?

AKPOS: Yes. I'm their Gate Man.

The girl immediately drops the call.

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