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Normal Person by Jeovy(m): 8:11am On Nov 08, 2008
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.        
                                                                         
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
                                                                         
the bathtub."                                                              
                                                                         
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."                  
                                                                         
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"                                                    
                                                                         
                                                                         
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
Re: Normal Person by krama(m): 11:50am On Nov 08, 2008
Not bad. But i sure don't want a bed near yours! shocked
Re: Normal Person by shens2006(m): 11:54am On Nov 08, 2008
lol
Re: Normal Person by bydot1(m): 12:09pm On Nov 08, 2008
angry
Re: Normal Person by Nobody: 12:10pm On Nov 08, 2008
angry
Re: Normal Person by dyabman(m): 12:17pm On Nov 08, 2008
i dont get
Re: Normal Person by dani1luv: 12:20pm On Nov 08, 2008
she angrrii . . u nade ha angri
Re: Normal Person by princesa(f): 2:27pm On Nov 08, 2008
Jeovy:

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.        
                                                                         
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
                                                                         
the bathtub."                                                              
                                                                         
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."                  
                                                                         
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"                                                    
                                                                         
                                                                         
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?


honey come into my arms
let me refresh your brains jo cheesy
Re: Normal Person by dani1luv: 2:39pm On Nov 08, 2008
grin cool c yeye gyal
Re: Normal Person by romsky: 2:47pm On Nov 08, 2008
hmmm i did unplug
Re: Normal Person by Gabry(f): 2:47pm On Nov 08, 2008
This joke I go hear em in primary school nna
Re: Normal Person by dani1luv: 2:54pm On Nov 08, 2008
chei see lie shocked
Re: Normal Person by romsky: 3:01pm On Nov 08, 2008
she get bed 4 ward 4
yea i went to visit her once
Re: Normal Person by Gabry(f): 3:07pm On Nov 08, 2008
dani1luv:

chei see lie shocked

Its the truth ohhh. My teacher told me this joke before
Re: Normal Person by studio43(m): 3:20pm On Nov 08, 2008
Hisses in Congo lipsrsealed
Re: Normal Person by krama(m): 3:32pm On Nov 08, 2008
Laughs in urobho! cheesy
Re: Normal Person by romsky: 3:33pm On Nov 08, 2008
snort in Russia
Re: Normal Person by studio43(m): 3:34pm On Nov 08, 2008
u should be ashamed of yourselves
Re: Normal Person by Gabry(f): 3:36pm On Nov 08, 2008
Yes, cause you guys no nathin of this old joke and its damn old
Re: Normal Person by krama(m): 3:39pm On Nov 08, 2008
Ok since you insist let me laugh for a minute hahahaha grin grin grin
Re: Normal Person by studio43(m): 3:42pm On Nov 08, 2008
while laughing, use your left hand cover dem' teeths wink
Re: Normal Person by Gabry(f): 3:43pm On Nov 08, 2008
Cause it smells like old man armpit sweat
Re: Normal Person by dyabman(m): 3:45pm On Nov 08, 2008
not funnnnnnnny
Re: Normal Person by studio43(m): 3:46pm On Nov 08, 2008
gabrywyl:

Cause it smells like old man armpit sweat

how u for take know if not that your talking from Xperience cool
Re: Normal Person by Gabry(f): 3:47pm On Nov 08, 2008
studio43:

how u for take know if not that your talking from Xperience cool

cause i can smell from afar nna. angry

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