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The Word Of The Lord To Jose The Son Of Mourinho by ogunnubio(m): 8:42pm On Oct 05, 2014
And it came to pass that the word of the Lord
came to JOSE the faithful son of MOURINHO on
the 5th day in the tenth month of the Jubilee
year of the Lord 2014 in a still and silent voice,
saying: "Son of man, what seeth thou"?
And JOSE the son of MOU answered: I see a
confused gooners Camp, led by the master and
specialist in failure,Arsene the son of Wenger
looking lost and his team were like sheep on a
mountain without a Shepherd!
And the Lord said:"Thou seeth well. Be of good
cheer and courage.Have I not told you? He who
started this work last season by giving you a
6-0 sweet victory over the gooned lads is
faithful and just, he will surely complete that
which he started".
And JOSE bowed before the Lord of hosts,
smiled and replied: "I believe, Lord. Thou has
never failed thy son. May thy name alone be
praised at the end of the 90 minutes battle
today"!
And it came to pass that Jose the tactical son
of MOU appointed DIEGO the ruthless and skilful
son of COSTA to lead the attack of the Blue
Army against their gunner enemies.
And the mighty hand of the Lord was heavy on the
gunners as the victorious BLUE
ARMY ruthlessly destroyed Wenger's
camp and remain on top of the EPL Table this
peaceful day of the Lord.

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Re: The Word Of The Lord To Jose The Son Of Mourinho by Yello1(m): 9:18pm On Oct 05, 2014
well written,bravo 4 d epistle properly composed.
Re: The Word Of The Lord To Jose The Son Of Mourinho by ogunnubio(m): 9:24pm On Oct 05, 2014
Yello1:
well written,bravo 4 d epistle properly composed.
abi na, wenger don suffer gan o for mourinho's hand.
Re: The Word Of The Lord To Jose The Son Of Mourinho by Greatihex(m): 7:34am On Oct 06, 2014
ogunnubio:
And it came to pass that the word of the Lord
came to JOSE the faithful son of MOURINHO on
the 5th day in the tenth month of the Jubilee
year of the Lord 2014 in a still and silent voice,
saying: "Son of man, what seeth thou"?
And JOSE the son of MOU answered: I see a
confused gooners Camp, led by the master and
specialist in failure,Arsene the son of Wenger
looking lost and his team were like sheep on a
mountain without a Shepherd!
And the Lord said:"Thou seeth well. Be of good
cheer and courage.Have I not told you? He who
started this work last season by giving you a
6-0 sweet victory over the gooned lads is
faithful and just, he will surely complete that
which he started".
And JOSE bowed before the Lord of hosts,
smiled and replied: "I believe, Lord. Thou has
never failed thy son. May thy name alone be
praised at the end of the 90 minutes battle
today"!
And it came to pass that Jose the tactical son
of MOU appointed DIEGO the ruthless and skilful
son of COSTA to lead the attack of the Blue
Army against their gunner enemies.
And the mighty hand of the Lord was heavy on the
gunners as the victorious BLUE
ARMY ruthlessly destroyed Wenger's
camp and remain on top of the EPL Table this
peaceful day of the Lord.
try and modify it to accomodate Hazard. All d same, it is a nice composition.
Re: The Word Of The Lord To Jose The Son Of Mourinho by ogunnubio(m): 9:52am On Oct 06, 2014
Greatihex:
try and modify it to accomodate Hazard. All d same, it is a nice composition.
u can help wt dt.
Re: The Word Of The Lord To Jose The Son Of Mourinho by Greatihex(m): 10:19am On Oct 06, 2014
ogunnubio:
u can help wt dt.
i dnt hv d gift
Re: The Word Of The Lord To Jose The Son Of Mourinho by ogunnubio(m): 1:42pm On Oct 06, 2014
Greatihex:
i dnt hv d gift
pray to God to grant u
Re: The Word Of The Lord To Jose The Son Of Mourinho by Greatihex(m): 6:48pm On Oct 06, 2014
ogunnubio:

pray to God to grant u
its nt a problem nw.

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