@OP, u just finished me, I'm guilty of number 2-3, only God knows how many pen I have borrowed in d bank! in terms of I dey your back, I sincerely hate queuing, I prefer chilling in d bank first because queuing can be so frustrating. however, I will change from today

ghostwritter:

watch out for '7 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU WILL MEET IN THE GRAVE'

yeepa..... Who dey observe that one?

@ Op the last category is your kind that goes to bank for analysis and reports.

Op u 4got one .those with umbrella ane one kind old parcel and their dirty lookalike coat with 50 shoulder pads, blowing out grammar thereby making noise at the background. U need to see.

CONFESSION TIME !

I have been guilty of 1 to 7 ; atleast once........

op never meet those who enter bank to charge phone? see you o.

chi4ik:
@OP, u just finished me, I'm guilty of number 2-3, only God knows how many pen I have borrowed in d bank! in terms of I dey your back, I sincerely hate queuing, I prefer chilling in d bank first because queuing can be so frustrating. however, I will change from today

I pray u change ooo, na because of u I post this thing. All my pen wey u don carry, pls return am

I'm guilty of so many o!

Before ebola---i was in lend me biro league, I no dey carry bag enter bank

I dey your back---my second name

Don't follow protocol in some branches, na to waka go my friend desk.

Security door no dey quick gree open for me- too many stuff. Always end up dropping my bag in a box outside.

claireshan:
Am guilty of No 4 and 2

Really ?? .....u are mouthed and yet u still dey borrow pen... ....na wa oo

Guilty of no 3. I no dey patient at all...my own b say mk i deposit or withdraw sharpsharp. No time.!

candy:
I'm guilty of so many o!

Before ebola---i was in lend me biro league, I no dey carry bag enter bank

I dey your back---my second name

Don't follow protocol in some branches, na to waka go my friend desk.

Security door no dey quick gree open for me- too many stuff. Always end up dropping my bag in a box outside.

na wa oooo.........na only you waka go Niyen oooo

i am guilty of NO 3.... But dat NO 7 funny pass

OduntanGabriel:
1) The MAT customer: He comes to the bank with mat/bed/pillow for everyone to sleep on(delaying us for more than 45mins)with huge amount of money he has brought in for deposits and u start blaming urself, God why did I queue behind dis man? he makes people with lesser amount of money like 3k depositors or withdrawals start asking God why do bad things happen to good people.they start begging him bros abeg na 3k I wan pay ,let dem attend to me.

2) The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank,common pen dey won't have. This people are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen, u might find it difficult to identify them, At a bank in #Nigeria,once someone tells u "can I have ur pen" Believe me, that is the last time u will see that Pen.

3)The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking d slips(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear them saying,i am @ ur back. if care is not taking 8people can tell u "I dey ur back",then at the end of the day,they cause confusion (na me dey hin back , I don't tell am, I was here before u blah blah)

4) The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the first come ,first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the bank,immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager,he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they have completed there their transactions while u still dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.(God punish devil)

5) The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door,then u see dem removing their belts,car keys,mobile phones etc and yet the manchine machine keeps shooting shouting "pls go back" my bros next time come to bank naked,he go allow u in.

6)The slip wasters : These kind of people can waste slip for africa,to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another one. To write common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario.

7) The exile men: These people usually behave like dem no dey this world since 2 years,they will always be asking for today's date,even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for these people

Fellow nairalander,I don try............keep it rolling.

We are now in the season of the type of people you meet at a particular place. We have done that of the ATM, lecture room, night class, people in the molue, and today's own is type of people you meet in the bank. Only God knows the next one. May be type of people you meet at the police station or filling station.

sum pple will even ask u to fill out a form ..damnn.

Hmmmm,I can't wait to hear the kinds of people you meet on nairaland too. Lol!

holatoj:


na wa oooo.........na only you waka go Niyen oooo

I no add slip wasting join? I no dey use one slip o, indecision things

in short @Op u v bagged experience by bein a Victim of almost all of them... Honestly no one can deny fitting in any of da categories...Some will are d ones dat stay till d bank closes... Waitin 4 sm money a guy man promised to post to her which only will end up not posting d cash to her. Then d bankers wil pursue her home to cm bk d next day hahaha

habiolah:
op never meet those who enter bank to charge phone? see you o.

o boy u don burst my belle wt laffoooooo,me I neva see dat kain tin b4 for bank,ahahahahaahahahahahahah.

you don finish me with laugh...(rolling on the floor)

Hw abt customers dat kip askin wat copy of depost slip to drop into d red box. After getin to knw dat it is d pink copy. Dey will still ask other fellow customers d copy to drop. Is dat an act of being careful or ignorance.

DIVERSION AHEAD SLOW DOWN!!!
Types of people on NL:
*those that will not read the post b4 making comment
*those that will think b4 they talk
*those that will talk b4 they think
*the space/fp bookers
*those that are here to read funny post, jus to laugh or feel good
*those that dont know how to create a topic, comment or quote
*the marketers
*those that want to get like by force
*those that are here to criticize
*the politicians
*end time people
*those that will divert from the topic, thats what I've just done
* And YOU. Yes I mean your type

Lmao, some people fit borrow biro so tey u sef go dash am d biro, some will even fight u over biro say na dem borrow you

Who u b

The thirsty guys...they can want to finish the bank's water!!

Tolexander:
Seems this is a season of 'people one meets' on nairaland.

Make i quickly add my own put for the matter. . . . .

The guys that will go to lady's house and tell the lady to follow them to bank or call a lady to meet them in bank cos they want to deposit in bank. They come with heavy and buggy bag so that the lady will be impressed on seeing the cash filled bag. The interesting thing about the bag is that the highest denomination in it may not be more than #5. The lady won't just know cos she won't go to the counter with them.

The ladies that have no business in the bank. Instead of them to make use of the ATM outside the bank, they won't! They will intentionally and directly go into the bank to withdraw intentionally from the male cashier and pay back that same money intentionally to a male cashier.
Why, to attract the guys. Girls wey won marry banker.
Another interesting things about them is that, na everything they always have artificial and self-created problem in bank and will be looking for the manager to help them to rectify the problem. Just to get the attention of the manager.

The guys that all they want is to come to bank to look for how they will queue behind or before a lady so that they can have a feel on their buttt and boobbs.

and how did u know all this?

missberrypop5:
you're not alone my brother. Anytime i go to the bank, i don get new pen be that.
I so much hate that "i deh ya back". When someone tells me that, i wont even talk to them, till they start quarreling over who's at my back or not. When they ask me, "sister, shey na me deh ya back", i do ask them if we've met before.

Kai you "kana gan" u go like trouble

If you be fine gurl,ask for my Pen make you see weather I no go ask for your number..hehehehe

2, 3, 7 and sometimes 4(if I wear one fine tie go greet cashier knack am one tory).

nickz:
the water drinkers......i agree water dispensers are put in banking hall for customers in the bank that don't feel like going outside to drink water...some of them go drink more than 5 cups?? and i start wondering if this is freakin sahara desert

one day i was waiting with my friend who was clearing his cheque at standard bank....one dude just walked in,took cup almost emptied the dispenser into his belly...............threw cup and headed straight for the exit
like say na pure water company

Some customers fill their bottles with the water. I just tire.

Caracta:


Some customers fill their bottles with the water. I just tire.

lol

Those people who enter banks just ve a feel of the air condition

Till tomorrow i dey ur back