Funny. I am guilty of number 2 ( I return the pen or drop it on the counter if the owner has gone ) and 4. I never queue for bank unless maybe tomorrow if the about 3-4 people who I always tip get sacked.

They get tipped for a reason.

make we no forget d "pls check ma acc. balance, I dey expect moni" ppl. wat abt d ppl wey dey always complain abt not recieving alert after deposit. as if na cashier dey send d SMS. and lastly and d funniest set of ppl wey go bone enta bank begin shout wey ur bank manager? ur ATM don take my money. make una given me back now now ;Dmake we no forget d "pls check ma acc. balance, I dey expect moni". wat abt d ppl wey dey always complain abt not recieving alert after deposit. as if na cashier dey send d SMS. and lastly and d funniest set of ppl wey go bone enta bank begin shout wey ur bank manager? ur ATM don take my money. make una given me back now now

Tolexander:
Seems this is a season of 'people one meets' on nairaland.

Make i quickly add my own put for the matter. . . . .

The guys that will go to lady's house and tell the lady to follow them to bank or call a lady to meet them in bank cos they want to deposit in bank. They come with heavy and buggy bag so that the lady will be impressed on seeing the cash filled bag. The interesting thing about the bag is that the highest denomination in it may not be more than #5. The lady won't just know cos she won't go to the counter with them.

The ladies that have no business in the bank. Instead of them to make use of the ATM outside the bank, they won't! They will intentionally and directly go into the bank to withdraw intentionally from the male cashier and pay back that same money intentionally to a male cashier.
Why, to attract the guys. Girls wey won marry banker.
Another interesting things about them is that, na everything they always have artificial and self-created problem in bank and will be looking for the manager to help them to rectify the problem. Just to get the attention of the manager.

The guys that all they want is to come to bank to look for how they will queue behind or before a lady so that they can have a feel on their buttt and boobbs.

bros i suspect u are guilty of d later

Hahaha. Those in categories 2 and 3 will never cease to amaze me.

I've written a single letter at a bank with different pens from different people because I return their pens even if they forget and are about to leave

frankyychiji:
I could have close to 20pens of different brands in my house presently. All borrowed from a fellow customer but never returned after use.

so na you borrow my biro that dey ..i come dey find you

The after 4 comers. They are always coming just when the security men have closed the door. They are always at the door begging and giving excuses why they came late.

The western union boys: this are yahoo guys that came to collect western union and funny enough they are always lousy and are always in group. Some wouldn't even take their bath before coming why some people wouldn't even brush their teeth before leaving the house.

mspee:




Please I want to know o don't forgive me yet

Good morning bro

you don't want forgiveness..? Ok you want me to show you my real colour?


It's colour yellow.

Lero15:
you don't want forgiveness..? Ok you want me to show you my real colour?


It's colour yellow.

Really? oya bring it on

So on point...

let me quickly add those that will sit and be watching debt while d cashier will be calling their names to come and collect their money.

mspee:



Really? oya bring it on

you dont give up, do you?
U must be one tough Yorùbá babe

Lero15:
you dont give up, do you?
U must be one tough Yorùbá babe

No, I don't.

One tough yoruba babe indeed!

mspee:



No, I don't.

One tough yoruba babe indeed!

I like that!
Ride on, puff puff tough babe

Lmao....very hilarious! 128th to comment

Lero15:

I like that!
Ride on, puff puff tough babe

Okay akara guy

mspee:



Okay akara guy

lol...pass me d akara o jare

Richardjemedafe:
I met this girl on fb and we ve been
chatting for 6 months now.
Today, i logged in and i saw her online,
and we started chatting immediately.
ME: Hello dear
HER: happy independence.
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is my independence gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u is asking for
independence gift?.
HER: Abeg oo. Me am nt a big girl oo. U
wnt to deny me independence gift abi? ....I
quickly went to buy N500 card and sent the
pin into her chat inbox....
ME:Dear manage this pls.
HER: noo, pls am only joking. I will nt take
that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: and i refuse. I cnt take anything from
u.
....i quickly loaded the card and transfered it
into her line acct...
HER: u think u are smart eh? ....a minute
later
heard an alert msg tang-tang..''N1000 is
transfered to u from...''
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: i told u, u shldnt. ...(this girl wan show
me big girl abi?) i used my last N2000 to
buy card, load am, making N3000 and send
it to her.
....Some minutes later, an alert, tang-
tang..''N6000 is transfered to u from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? And i dnt hv
any money again! I called my friend and
borrowed the N6000 he was keeping for his
landlord, i told him i will be expecting
N24,000 in the next 5min and i will pay him
back...i quickly buy card of N6000, and sent
her the N12,000..and i kept my phone close
to my
ear expecting alert...
Ten minutes later, instead of msg alert, it
was a call from her...''Hello dear, jst call to
thank u for the independence gift..we'll
chat later''....

reminds me of the old story book the greedy waziri

when are u going to do one about nairaland?

Lero15:
lol...pass me d akara o jare

Na you sabi

Enough of the derailment biko

Dat is bros, l don tire for number 2 & 6
As for number 5, l cn't stop laughing
how bank door go make me commot belt?

mspee:



Na you sabi

Enough of the derailment biko

This is hilarious. I so hate the pen borrowers. It irritates me. I usually hide my pen when I'm at the banking hall. But then I find myself borrowing sometimes and I tell myself 'You see'

Very guilty of no. 3

Op u forget ds set of pple.... U enter bank wit dem almost d sme tym at d queue dem go dey ask u weda netwrk dey as if u b teller... Anoda pple immediately dem enter d bank, na strait to TOILET (na shit dey cum shit) ds oda ppl wey dey vex me na date askers.. After independent, sum1 dey ask me date for unionbank.. Cex wnt kill me *lastbullet* hausa man go say... Aunty abeg DATE HW MUCH.. If na on d 20th i tell am sey date #20

smoothsk:
Someone should open a thread on TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET AT THE AIRPORT

If you open the thread shebi your village head go die?

agrovick:

team no 3; sister i dey ur back

i don disown you be that

SmellMyFart:
lol. Quite unfair

oh yeah. That's why i enjoy doing that.

8.those who come to bank to watch television
9.those who come to pay 10,000 with the highest denomination of #20
10.those who make call every minute shouting 'na bank i dey i go call you when i comot'

Suresh08:
ur lucky we've not met.

just pray we won't. If not... Ya name na sorry

AspDrone:

Kai you "kana gan" u go like trouble

lol, i'm a full blooded trouble maker.

missdebs:
lolz...types of pple we meet in toilet coming soon

Na you go write that one and you must tell us how you take dey meet them for there....