1. If your guy cheats on his
girlfriend you are to act around
the girl been cheated on like she
is the only girl in your guy's
life - if your guy's parole must
knock, make the knocking no
come from you - ever. You are to
play along, after all - your
guy go do the same thing for
you.
.
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2. If you are to refer to your
hommie as "my man" or "my
guy", make sure you do it with a
certain degree of bass to
your voice. I don't care if you
have a normally weak voice,
make that damn voice
deeper...14 years no be 14days
.
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3. Also, yes, there is "something"
as too much R'N'B songs in
a nigger's phone. Don't give me
"I'm an RNB" person
crab...dude, 50 Rnb songs with
just one rap song(maybe
from Nikki minaji)and no rock or
pop; just rings - "gay alert". If you
love just RNB
and hate rap, pop or rock, cure it
- na sickness.
4. Don't ever buy banana with
your paddy. If your manest
man must follow you to a banana
stand, at least, you two
shouldn't comment about it. You
wouldn't want an angry
mob hearing you two looking at
the banana seller and talking
things like: "oboy, your banana
too soft o" or maybe "your
banana too strong o, you won
kill person?". Use your head.
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5. I must add, brovas, you are not
to ask a girl out on the
phone or on twitter or on any
shitty chatting app that catches
your fancy; no matter how
romantic you think it is...that shit
seems weak, you don't want her
thinking you are some kinda
male lesbian or something. You
are to sit her down, hold her
hands (real tight like a man), look
her in the eyes and ask her
to be your girlfriend.
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6. If you don't know up to ten
EPL players you are to keep
that shit to yourself, don't go
bragging around about it - it's
not an achievement...
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7. You should never spend more
than 2 seconds watching
volleyball. Matter of fact, when it
comes on on TV shut your
eyes and leave. Two, if you are
caught actually playing volley
ball - kill yourself, you don Bleep
up. It's almost like playing
"oga" or "swear"
.
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8. At age 20, kill yourself if you
haven't achieved either of
these two things: kissing a girl or
giving your life to christ. I
don't see why a non-believer at
20 shouldn't have razzled a
babe. Who you give your life to?
Yourself?
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9. You don't pick race when you
see a snake, cockroach, rat
or dog sef. Especially when
women are around. Why you go
pick race? You smoke mess? -
you are to raise your shoulder
high and kill it. However, in a
fierce dog case - allow the
women to cut out finish before
you pick race. Note - you are
only to pick race in an opposite
direction the women had run,
no go fall your ancestors hands.
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10. Lastly, you must keep all the
rules in this list of rules.

some are quite true tho