A sick woman was lying on her sick bed with her
husband by her side,
She turns to the husband and said
WIFE : Honey, I have a confession to make....
HUSBAND : Save your strength my dear!
WIFE : [Cuts in] Nooo, I want to say it so that
when I
die
my spirit will be at rest. I have been stealing your
money
and giving it to my boyfriend, You're not the
father
of our
son Junior, I was the one who stole your gold
wrist
watch
and hide it in your sister's bag so that you'll drive
her
away..
Please forgive me
HUSBAND : I know all this, that's why I poisoned
you.
Keep calm Let the poison work..