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If I Was The Founder Of Facebook by Mention(m): 7:30pm On Oct 15, 2014
• No Under 16's.
• No More Than 5 Posts A Day.
• Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics
Once A Month.
• No People Over the Age Of
30.
• I Read Your Inboxes.
• A Chick Who Gets Less than
10 Likes Will Be
Banned For 3 weeks.
• No Nude Pics.
• No Texting When You In The
Toilet or When
You're Eating.
• You Wear Your Facebook
Uniform Before
Logging In.
• Strictly No Dating on
facebook.
• After 10 We all Log Out
(Closing Gates).
• You bath Before You Post.
• You Need To Have At Least 20
foreign Friends
On Your Facebook.
• You're Not Allowed To Have
More Than 500
Friends.
• You Need To Make An
Affidavit To Have An
Account and A doctor's Note
(Ebola).
• You can only login after
church on sundays,
and if u didn't go to church,
you can't login.
• Wash Your Hands Before
Signing In.
• Then if you mess!
your facebook automatically
logs out..
Re: If I Was The Founder Of Facebook by LEERICIST(m): 7:40pm On Oct 15, 2014
Good thing you're not the founder cheesy
Re: If I Was The Founder Of Facebook by Mention(m): 9:51pm On Oct 15, 2014
LEERICIST:
Good thing you're not the founder cheesy
Lmao... grin

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