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Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by Duduconfirm: 11:49am On Oct 18, 2014 |
COPIED: TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL 1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank, common pen dey won't have. This people are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen, u might find it difficult to identify them, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells u "can i have ur pen" Believe me bros, that is the last time u will see that Pen (except if u are lucky). 2 - The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking d slips(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear them saying, i am at ur back. If care is not taking 8 people can tell u "I dey ur back", then at the end of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am I was here before u blah blah) 3 - The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the first come, first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the bank, immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager, he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they have completed there transactions while u still dey dere dey look like mumu for queue. (There is God oooo) 4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door, then u see dem removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shooting "pls go back" My bros next time come to bank naked, biko, he go allow u in... # LOL! 5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another one. To write common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario...CHAI !!! 6 - The pple from Another Planet: These people usually behave like dem no dey this world since 2 years, they will always be asking for today's date, even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for these people. PLS WHICH NUMBER U FALL IN D ABOVE U must fall under one ooooooooo |
Re: Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by CuteMaro(m): 12:13pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
funi truth |
Re: Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by Nobody: 3:32pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Duduconfirm:infact you do all these things listed. heh be like say na you be that guy wen take my biro n non return am |
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