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These Jokes Are Not For The Faint Hearts by Doshward(m): 6:03pm On Oct 21, 2014
For every action, there is an equal and. opposite reaction, well may be not quite, jokes are meant to be funny, but imagine a joke that is so not funny you have to laugh. Infact these is my best category of 'jokes'. So here are a few of my jokes that are so dumb...you have to laugh, feel free to add yours. Enjoy. Q: how do you make a clown to stop smiling? Ans: throw an axe at his face. Q: where did shola go during the explosion? Ans: everywhere!! And the lord said unto john 'come forth. and receive eternal life' but john came fifth and won a bike. Q: what is worse than 1000 babies stapled to 1000 trees? Ans: 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees! Q: what is brown and sticky? Ans: a stick

Re: These Jokes Are Not For The Faint Hearts by mperoakeem(m): 6:24pm On Oct 21, 2014
you r ryt, dey r so dumb i 4got 2 laff., *mtscheeeewwww*
Re: These Jokes Are Not For The Faint Hearts by Doshward(m): 6:30pm On Oct 21, 2014
mperoakeem:
you r ryt, dey r so dump i 4got 2 laff., *mtscheeeewwww*
this one go school? dump or dumb? ..
Re: These Jokes Are Not For The Faint Hearts by briantext(m): 6:34pm On Oct 21, 2014
Ah couldn't even smile

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