ANY

lol, next time market go cum

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Holy_Cow

naijaboiy:

That was bad

lol, I found it pretty hilarious tho

its not really bad na...she told u she is married...wats worse there

iceberylin:
Holy_Cow

holy cow is right bro

Lordabas:



This girl walked away in the middle of my sentence while talking to her

So embarrasing!
Felt like strangling the beeech!

don't mind her, when she pulls of her cloaking mask of makeup, she probably not even half as hot

Thavik:

don't mind her, when she pulls of her cloaking mask of makeup, she probably not even half as hot

Ur a nice guy and i see u as a friend....na so my head begin to dey bust..be like say mk i shoot myself.....buh hell no, i must break a girl's heart for that....i must pay bak for wad dey hav done to me

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she said "ur dull and 2 slow"
and i'm like "CHISOS"!!!!

Thavik:
It was a beautiful evening, the sun could be seen shinning at the horizon,
I am proud to say I have studied the art of cold approach ( picking up complete strangers that are attractive females)so I was exercising my skills on the field)
I'm not bad looking, tall and quite muscular, dressed in corporate and looking stunning..I had been having fun that evening met a few random girls, established a romantic connection with them..
I was in a crowded area, but I have trained how not to give a shit about what others think about me, so therefore I was loud, confident and quite cocky...pretty sure people already knew what I was up to
And there she was, a 9, looking hot in her nice attire, I had also trained to turn that anxiety which we all feel when meeting someone new to excitement, so I went...
Called on her in a confident demanding tone, cos I an a predator

Me: excuse me miss
Lady: ignore that douche( she was probably thinking that tho she didn't say it)
I wasn't deterred,

Me:excuse me miss
Lady: leave me alone asshole( I think she thought that too)

So I walked up to her with the body language of an entitle man..

Lady: what do u want?
Me: feisty, I like it
Lady: I'm in a hurry,
Me: me too, so let's make this quick, ur cute
Lady: I'm married ( shows me ring)
Me: oh good Lord,

And she walks off, making me look like a douche, other guys smiling all round me and I said, ( shit happens,) and they burst out into laughter...

SHARE YOURS IF YOU HAVE ANY

Next time, say prayers b4 making d move

I don't do strangers ,i'm an introvert.

AgapeCharis:

Next time, say prayers b4 making d move

Lordabas:



This girl walked away in the middle of my sentence while talking to her

So embarrasing!
Felt like strangling the beeech!

Seconded..that thing can crush your ego and give you sleepless nights.

Lordabas:



This girl walked away in the middle of my sentence while talking to her

So embarrasing!
Felt like strangling the beeech!

hw did u approach her and wt did u say to her

Cutehector4u:
Ur a nice guy and i see u as a friend....na so my head begin to dey bust..be like say mk i shoot myself.....buh hell no, i must break a girl's heart for that....i must pay bak for wad dey hav done to me

forget that bro...don't think like that.

Pervert1:
forget that bro...don't think like that.

am too tired of being nice...i now set boundaries, tell them the truth as i see it witout mincing words....

Well,everybody gets kinda rejected,but i'm not that blunt in approach(i'm kinda a patient bird of prey),not too patient,but PATIENT....so i barely get rejected,and when i do...it's not that bad!
But the closest came when a girl told me,''I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR GAME,I'VE BEEN TOLD...AND YOU ARE NOT SEEING MY PANTS'' ....have others,but this is the one that really got me.

Cutehector4u:
am too tired of being nice...i now set boundaries, tell them the truth as i see it witout mincing words....

if i had a dollar for every gal that says "not interested"..GOD knows!
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Well,i hv had my own shares of 'No',but it doesn't deter me,i have had more yes than No though,i mean...much more yes! When a "NO" comes(in what ever way it does)...i take it as a bad day and move on! If you keep this things in mind,it kills your confidence.

.i'm not a Keeper! So,i barely get hurt.

Pervert1:
if i had a dollar for every gal that says "not interested"..GOD knows!
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Well,i hv had my own shares of 'No',but it doesn't deter me,i have had more yes than No though,i mean...much more yes! When a "NO" comes(in what ever way it does)...i take it as a bad day and move on! If you keep this things in mind,it kills your confidence.

.i'm not a Keeper! So,i barely get hurt.

gud advice... But right now i rily am not chasing any girl , wana use this period of time to get up, do smth significant, get a job, grow in wisdom and strength...in money likewise..den i beleive d girls would be troopin in like a swarm of bees

Cutehector4u:
gud advice... But right now i rily am not chasing any girl , wana use this period of time to get up, do smth significant, get a job, grow in wisdom and strength...in money likewise..den i beleive d girls would be troopin in like a swarm of bees

ah....now here is a MAN!

With that mentality,...you are headed for the top! Stay blessed.

Pervert1:
ah....now here is a MAN!

With that mentality,...you are headed for the top! Stay blessed.

thnks bro...