Doctors have confirmed it: my days are numbered. My sickness is incurable.

Suprisingly, I am not even afraid of death. I am just worried that the atheists might be right and I may not get to be with Satan afterall. How I long to meet him.

I hope xtians are right and I'm going straight to hell.

Tell me you are joking?

Ajibam:
Tell me you are joking?

Why?

AlfaSeltzer:


Why?

Cause one hardly knows when you are serious!

Another yaba left escapee.

Ajibam:

Cause one hardly knows when you are serious!

Oh! I'm always serious. I have a rare incurable disease which I can't mention here so as not to reveal my identity because somebody that knows me might be able to put 2 & 2 together. The disease is genetic so doctors are actually amazed that I have survived this long. These past two weeks have been hell but my medication is helping. Doctors expect me to die at any moment but are optimistic that I may have up to 6 months, maximum 9 to live.

Don't worry about me. I die with the confidence that all of you reading this will also die one day. Some may even die before me.
My worry is to no longer exist like the atheists said. Scary.

AlfaSeltzer:


Oh! I'm always serious. I have a rare incurable disease which I can't mention here so as not to reveal my identity because somebody that knows me might be able to put 2 & 2 together. The disease is genetic so doctors are actually amazed that I have survived this long. These past two weeks have been hell but my medication is helping. Doctors expect me to die at any moment but are optimistic that I may have up to 6 months, maximum 9 to live.

Don't worry about me. I die with the confidence that all of you reading this will also die one day. Some may even die before me.
My worry is to no longer exist like the atheists said. Scary.

Why are you afraid of that? That is actually the best! Like you can't remember what you were before you were born. You weren't existing before you were conceived so shall it be when you die. As in Heaven is actually hell! You only spent a few years in earth and then go to heaven to spend eternity doing what? Sinners burn forever in Hell but what does the righteous does forever in heaven? Sing praises? Dance? Eat? or what? Just make the best of your limited time and dedicate it to serving humanity(That is if you aren't joking). Humanity is more important than any afterlife!

I hope this is just a joke...

AlfaSeltzer:


Oh! I'm always serious. I have a rare incurable disease which I can't mention here so as not to reveal my identity because somebody that knows me might be able to put 2 & 2 together. The disease is genetic so doctors are actually amazed that I have survived this long. These past two weeks have been hell but my medication is helping. Doctors expect me to die at any moment but are optimistic that I may have up to 6 months, maximum 9 to live.

Don't worry about me. I die with the confidence that all of you reading this will also die one day. Some may even die before me.
My worry is to no longer exist like the atheists said. Scary.

Am short of words and equally sad..

Ahijobuzuzu:
Another yaba left escapee.

Be sensible for once

AlfaSeltzer:
Doctors have confirmed it: my days are numbered. My sickness is incurable.

Suprisingly, I am not even afraid of death. I am just worried that the atheists might be right and I may not get to be with Satan afterall. How I long to meet him.

I hope xtians are right and I'm going straight to hell.

You'll be very surprised when you realize that there's actually life after death.

I just hope it won't be too late.

You won't die....







In the name of Jesus Christ.

Please tell me this is a joke Alfa.

CrazyMan:

You'll be very surprised when you realize that there's actually life after death.

I just hope it won't be too late.

I hope so too. I don't want to miss Satan.

deebrain:
You won't die....







In the name of Jesus Christ.

Back to sender.

texanomaly:
Please tell me this is a joke Alfa.

I can tell you that if it makes you fell better.
But the truth is I will soon depart this world.
Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut.

REPENT NOW OF YOUR SINFUL EVIL WAYS TO AVOID SPENDING YOUR ETERNITY IN HELL FIRE,,,,,JESUS CHRIST LOVE AND WARN YOU TO REPENT AND CONVERT NOW TO CHRISTIANITY TO AVOID HELL FIRE WHEN YOU DIE----------note:::::satan hates you soo much because you are made in the image of God who is satans enemy.....be wise for u are lucky to know when you will die

Reply my mails, alfa..

AlfaSeltzer:
Doctors have confirmed it: my days are numbered. My sickness is incurable.

Suprisingly, I am not even afraid of death. I am just worried that the atheists might be right and I may not get to be with Satan afterall. How I long to meet him.

I hope xtians are right and I'm going straight to hell.

Since you love Satan so much, you should apppeal to him to heal your ailment. He does have the power to heal you know.

AlfaSeltzer:


Oh! I'm always serious. I have a rare incurable disease which I can't mention here so as not to reveal my identity because somebody that knows me might be able to put 2 & 2 together. The disease is genetic so doctors are actually amazed that I have survived this long. These past two weeks have been hell but my medication is helping. Doctors expect me to die at any moment but are optimistic that I may have up to 6 months, maximum 9 to live.

Don't worry about me. I die with the confidence that all of you reading this will also die one day. Some may even die before me.
My worry is to no longer exist like the atheists said. Scary.

Alfa, You are a comedian

Let me get something clear to you.. Doctor said it, but not God. He can help you if you want it.. Am not gonna force you or ask you for the second time,
So, do you really want to die and get a surprise package cause you fail to acknowledge christ but to insult and blaspheme him,. But, you can still get to heaven, God is so merciful, so, are you willing to allow God intervene and deliver you?

AbuMikey:

Alfa, You are a comedian

So you are alive?

AlfaSeltzer:


I can tell you that if it makes you fell better.
But the truth is I will soon depart this world.
Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut.

I'm truly sorry to hear that.

This isn't good news

AlfaSeltzer:
Doctors have confirmed it: my days are numbered. My sickness is incurable.

Suprisingly, I am not even afraid of death. I am just worried that the atheists might be right and I may not get to be with Satan afterall. How I long to meet him.

I hope xtians are right and I'm going straight to hell.

safe journey dear.

Ajibam:
Reply my mails, alfa..

I can't now. I'm on a friend's PC.

Nobleval:
safe journey dear.

Thanks, but to where?
Please reassure me that I'm going to Hell.

4C2215131:


Since you love Satan so much, you should apppeal to him to heal your ailment. He does have the power to heal you know.

Doctor's heal ailments. Satan gives wisdom.

Embrace death fellow brother. We all shall. We all shall.

Ajibam:

So you are alive?

I'm still very much alive bro

sonOfLucifer:
Embrace death fellow brother. We all shall. We all shall.

You all shall do what? Sonoflucifer?

AlfaSeltzer:


Back to sender.

Amazing!!! 'Alfaseltzer' and 'sonflucifer'(Thesame individual) are having a 'discussion'...this guy!!... this guy!!!!

Jesus loves you bro., kindly give your life to him while you're still alive, you have nothing to lose but you have a lot to gain.