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Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by janeso(f): 7:27pm On Oct 23, 2014
Last two week I lost my period since then I hav been looking for it bt did not find
Pls who can help me to fine it ''crying''
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by luvlyoracle(m): 7:37pm On Oct 23, 2014
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Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by faithugo64(f): 7:39pm On Oct 23, 2014
go ask your bobo for it!!!
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by Nobody: 7:39pm On Oct 23, 2014
Lol ekaette don geh belle ooooooooooooooooo.........
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by GovWahala: 7:40pm On Oct 23, 2014
I guess ur VeeJay is also missing, cos where have u been seeing the period b4?
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by banjicom(m): 7:42pm On Oct 23, 2014
angry come to me Baaaby! Your period is under my Pillow
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by Hermanie(m): 7:47pm On Oct 23, 2014
Fools angry
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by GoodFaith: 7:50pm On Oct 23, 2014
janeso:
Last two week I lost my period since then I hav been looking for it bt did not find
Pls who can help me to fine it ''crying''
Open ur toto
Look carefully
Put ice block
U will find ur P
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by alen4smith(m): 7:52pm On Oct 23, 2014
it should be with the last guy that cleaned your "playhead"
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by Tallesty1(m): 8:00pm On Oct 23, 2014
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.

Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.

"It's a period" reported Johnnie.

"Well I can see that" she said. "but what is so exciting about a period."

"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by GoodFaith: 8:02pm On Oct 23, 2014
Tallesty1:
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.

Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.

"It's a period" reported Johnnie.

"Well I can see that" she said. "but what is so exciting about a period."

"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
was the man next door responsible for her missing her P
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by freshness2020: 8:03pm On Oct 23, 2014
Where was the last place ♈όϋ kept it...
Try and remember it.. Think fast cos time is running out!

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Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by janeso(f): 8:15pm On Oct 23, 2014
freshness2020:
Where was the last place ♈όϋ kept it...
Try and remember it.. Think fast cos time is running out!

My dear I keep it safeooo..before u knw it I cannot see it again

Pls help b4 time
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by janeso(f): 8:17pm On Oct 23, 2014
faithugo64:
go ask your bobo for it!!!

My dear wetin I go tellm
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by GoodFaith: 8:18pm On Oct 23, 2014
janeso:


My dear wetin I go tellm
The same thing
U just told us
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by bountyhunter: 8:28pm On Oct 23, 2014
look under the bed maybe
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by janeso(f): 8:30pm On Oct 23, 2014
GoodFaith:

The same thing
U just told us

Sweetheart pls cm nd help me tell him...am scared
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by janeso(f): 8:32pm On Oct 23, 2014
bountyhunter:
look under the bed maybe

I don look I knw see am
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by bountyhunter: 8:35pm On Oct 23, 2014
janeso:


I don look I knw see am
look harder
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by Cob91d: 8:39pm On Oct 23, 2014
janeso:
Last two week I lost my period since then I hav been looking for it bt did not find
Pls who can help me to fine it ''crying''
send yur bbm i wil find it for u...........that z my area of specialisation
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by freshness2020: 8:40pm On Oct 23, 2014
janeso:


My dear I keep it safeooo..before u knw it I cannot see it again

Pls help b4 time
Kk.. Am here to help! But first ♈όϋ must open up.
Tell me where ♈όϋ kept it exactly and I promise to go there and retrieve Ūя̲̅ lost period!

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Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by GoodFaith: 8:48pm On Oct 23, 2014
janeso:


Sweetheart pls cm nd help me tell him...am scared
I help u open ur legs
I beg go play
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by jsunex(m): 8:51pm On Oct 23, 2014
janeso:
Last two week I lost my period since then I hav been looking for it bt did not find
Pls who can help me to fine it ''crying''

Ur period is hanging on a tree..
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by GoodFaith: 8:53pm On Oct 23, 2014
some ppl here their sperm go help u get miscarriage
So open ur leg for that type of dude
There be no need to look for ur P
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by Nobody: 8:56pm On Oct 23, 2014
sorry ops......... angry
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by janeso(f): 8:56pm On Oct 23, 2014
jsunex:


Ur period is hanging on a tree..

Pls dear plug it for me nw
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by janeso(f): 8:57pm On Oct 23, 2014
GoodFaith:
some ppl here their sperm go help u get miscarriage
So open ur leg for that type of dude
There be no need to look for ur P

What of ur own....
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by reachome(m): 9:02pm On Oct 23, 2014
go ask yhur chemistry teacher
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by jsunex(m): 9:07pm On Oct 23, 2014
janeso:


Pls dear plug it for me nw


Shay nah me hang am dere?, go meet d guy way hang am nah
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by Iceking1(m): 10:46pm On Oct 23, 2014
Where u keep am?
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by janeso(f): 11:22pm On Oct 23, 2014
jsunex:



Shay nah me hang am dere?, go meet d guy way hang am nah

But u can still help as a gud friend
Re: Am Looking For My Period...can Somebody Help Me by faithugo64(f): 8:34am On Oct 24, 2014
janeso:


My dear wetin I go tellm
tell him you need money to shop for baby things!

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