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Random Musings by feelgood(m): 8:17am On Aug 04, 2006
was wondering If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? ha ha ha hehe, Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Oops, Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? Why is it called building when it is already built? If a book about failures sells, is it a success? If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
Re: Random Musings by iice(f): 8:18am On Aug 04, 2006
Read this one 2 somewhere lol
Re: Random Musings by naijadiva2(f): 4:24pm On Aug 04, 2006
there's so many question, but only little answers.
Re: Random Musings by Nobody: 8:48pm On Dec 23, 2009
Hilarious
grin
Re: Random Musings by Kunbee: 11:34pm On Dec 23, 2009
Stale cool

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