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50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by KingSolomonI: 9:18am On Oct 27, 2014 |
Its good the ladies know dis as this would cut down a lot of perceived disappointment they seem to get from we ...saw it on an online magazine This one’s for the ladies. Fellas, you can hang around if you want to, but you gotta stand over there in the corner and be real quiet. Don’t worry, I’m not gonna hit on your girlfriends and wives, but I got a few things to tell them. Trust me, this is for your own good. Okay girls, now it’s just you and me. You’re all looking very pretty today, maybe we can go grab a drink sometime—no, shit. I promised I wouldn’t do that. Sorry. Habit. Anyway, the reason I pulled you all aside…is to show you my penis. Wait! Don’t leave, I was just kidding. Okay, I think I got it all out of my system now. Seriously, though, I want to let you in on a little secret—men don’t know shit about women. We just can’t figure you out, and all our attempts end in humiliating defeat. So stop expecting us to understand the intricate mystery that is the feminine psyche and just accept the fact that it’s never going to happen. However…there is hope. Once you stop over-thinking men and realize that they are much less complex than you are, you can take charge, keep them content and get what you want at the same time. So here’s a list of things that will help you help him to create a strong and lasting relationship with just about any guy. And if you need any extra help, I do offer private tutorials. You know where to find me. 1. You Gotta Stay Away From His Internet Search History You can’t handle it. It’s more or less the same for every guy, so don’t think he’s a perv or anything. But if you go browsing where he’s been, you’ll regret it. There are some things you can’t unsee. 2. You Can’t Change Him I know that you know this intellectually, but on some level, you may still think you can pull it off. You can’t. And if you do manage to get it done, he’ll figure it out and resent you for it. Love him the way he is or not at all. 3. You Shouldn’t Take It Personally When He Checks Out Other Women Unless he’s leering and drooling, just let it slide. It’s a reflex and he can’t help it. Just let it slide. 4. He Will Choose His Friends Over You They’ve been with him for way longer than you have, and no matter how much he loves the regular sex, he’ll sacrifice it if you’re trying to 86 his buddies from his life. 5. Never Criticize His Mother If he wants to do it, and you commiserate with him, that’s fine. But if you’re the one who brings it up, watch the Bleep out. Odds are, there are qualities she has that he sees in you, so try to figure out what those are and relate to her on that level. 6. You Have To Let Shit Go You’ll have a lot of fights over the course of the relationship, but when they’re over, they really need to be over. Throwing old arguments back in his face will lead to loss of trust and ultimately change how he feels about you. 7. Don’t Ask Questions You Don’t Want To Know The Answers To Hey, he’s got a history and so do you. If you love him for who he is now, don’t worry so much about the steps he took to get there. 8. You Can’t Bombard Him The Second He Walks In The Door He knows you want to talk about what that bitch said to you at work today or your plans to redecorate the bedroom, but for god’s sake, let him have a beer and stare at the TV for at least half an hour first. 9. Withholding Sex Is A Dangerous Game I don’t care how mad you are at him, if you cut him off for an extended period of time, what happens next is on you. 10. He’s Jealous Of All Your Straight Guy Friends Bitch about him to the girls all you want, but if you’re confiding things to other men and he finds out about it, he’s going to get jealous. Sorry to break it to you, but he wants to be the only man in your life. 11. He Wants To Try Anal He might never ask for it, but he wants it. And odds are, most, if not all of his former girlfriends wouldn’t let him. Let him have it at least once, maybe on his birthday. It’ll be a bonding experience. |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by KingSolomonI: 9:20am On Oct 27, 2014 |
Continued. ... 12. He Wants To Bang Your Friends I’m not saying he’ll do it, but he wants to. Don’t take it personally—he’s wanted to bang 90% of all the women he’s ever met. It’s really not that big a deal. Let him know you know and watch how red he gets. 13. You Should Learn To Play Pool There’s nothing hotter than a chick who can beat you in pool. 14. He Wants You To Seduce Him Yes, he probably likes sex more than you do, but you want him to be happy, right? Don’t wait for him to instigate every time. Surprise him every once in a while. 15. He Notices When You Don’t Wear The Jewelry He Bought You If you don’t like it, for Christ’s sake, say so and let him try again. It seems ungrateful when you wear it once and then he never sees it again. 16. He Wants You To Need Him Sure, you’re an independent lady and he likes that. But he also wants to feel useful. So let him change a light bulb and open pickle jars for you. It boosts his self-esteem. 17. You’ve Got To Watch Your Weight Oh shit, did I really say that? Well, it’s true. Just because you landed him doesn’t mean you can eat whatever you want and stop going to the gym (and to be fair, neither can he). 18. If You’ve Been Living Together For Longer Than Three Years, He’s Not Going To Marry You At that point, he already considers himself married, and the idea of a wedding is more of a hassle than the special day it is to you. You can try to force him into it if you want, but… 19. Ultimatums Do NOT Work Any time you try to force a guy to do anything, he WILL resent you for it. Try an honest talk about how you feel and what you want out of the relationship before you give him an “either/or.” 20. He Wants Kids It’s hardwired into his DNA. No matter what he says when he’s in his twenties, when he gets a little older, he’s going to want a legacy to leave behind. But please make sure he’s ready before you stop taking your birth control. 21. He Knows When You’re Lying To Him He might not even be sure what you’re lying about, but he knows when you’re not being honest. Better come clean, or his head will fill up with worst-case scenarios. 22. He Wants You To Like What He Likes Whether it’s movies, sports or hobbies, he wants you to enjoy those things with him. Even if it’s not your thing, try to have fun with the fact that it makes him happy. 23. He Thought You Looked Good In That First Outfit The more you change clothes before you go out, the more impatient he gets. After the second one, he doesn’t care anymore. Just pick one and let’s go! 24. He Has No Interest In Shoes What is it with women and shoes? You may think that new pair is the cutest thing in the world, but it just mystifies him. 25. You Should Always Take His Side Within reason. But if he’s involved in some kind of debate and you take sides against him in public, he will never forgive you. 26. He Wants You To Expose Him To New Things He wants to feel like you’re bringing something extra into his life, so tell him about your favorite authors, philosophers, whatever. If you help him grow as a person, he’ll always be grateful to you for it. 27. You Need To Tell Him Exactly What You Want Don’t make him guess, because he’ll pick wrong. And don’t be vague about it either. If you want something, just say it straight out. Odds are, he’ll give it to you. 28. He Hates That Short Haircut Very few women can pull off that pixie hairdo (although the ones that can do it beautifully). He likes your hair long, so don’t go chopping it all off without running it by him first. How would you feel if he got a Mohawk or grew a rattail? 29. He Wants You By His Side If you abandon him at parties and go talk to your friends while he talks to his, you’re not giving him that level of completion he wants in a partner. Sure, you can branch out now and then, but he wants you to work as a duo. 30. You Should Never Flirt With His Friend I know I said earlier that he wants to bang your friends, so this might seem like a double standard, but it’s true. He |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by KingSolomonI: 9:21am On Oct 27, 2014 |
Continued 31. He Wants You To Be His Muse Behind every great man is a great woman. And of course you can have your own hopes and dreams, but he needs you help and inspire him to achieve his. 32. Whatever It Is You Want In Bed, He WILL Do It Don’t be embarrassed to ask for it. Whatever you sickest, most twisted sexual fantasy, it’s PG-13 material compared to the shit that goes on in his head. 33. He Needs To Lean On You Sometimes Most of us are pretty good at shouldering our burdens, but every so often, they get too heavy. But don’t sit him down and make him talk about his feelings—that’s YOUR thing. Just do some little things for him to pick up his slack when he’s overwhelmed. 34. Save The Big Piece Of Chicken For Him He works hard, he doesn’t complain much. He deserves it (thanks to Chris Rock for that one). 35. Don’t EVER Emasculate Him Even if you’re just joking. I promise you, he won’t think it’s funny. And if you do it during a fight, your relationship might never recover. 36. He Doesn’t Want To Hear About Your Sexual Past If you feel the need to give him a number, fine, but don’t get into what you did with whom, no matter how much he asks. I promise you, he doesn’t want to know. 37. He Wants To Be The Best Lover You’ve Ever Had And if he’s the love of your life, he probably is. But if he’s not, just lie to him. 38. If He Cheats On You Once, He’ll Do It Again Even if he apologizes and honestly regrets it, if you let him get away with it, it WILL happen again. 39. You Should Let Him Open Doors For You It’s great that you’re all liberated and shit, but being a gentleman never goes out of style. Let him do those little things and it will make him love you more. 40. You Need To Be His Moral Compass He looks to his woman to keep him in check. Make sure he always does the right thing. 41. You Should Let Him Win Sometimes Men hate it when you’re better at them at what they love. He has a fragile ego, and sorry, but you need you to cater to it sometimes. If you throw a game and he gloats, though, all bets are off. 42. If You Make Him Watch A Chick Flick, At Least Give Him A Mouth Gig Afterwards Seriously, those things are painful. You have no idea how much we hate them. If he made it through the whole thing without complaining, reward him. And if it was one of the SEX & THE CITY movies, you owe him either anal or a party. Your choice. 43. Speaking Of Threesomes… He Will NEVER Stop Trying It doesn’t mean you’re not enough for him, it’s just that it’s the ultimate male fantasy. I’m not saying you ever have to cave in (it’s probably best if you don’t). But just tolerate his attempts to make it happen. He can’t help himself. 44. He Needs Quiet Sometimes You don’t have to fill the silence with pointless chatter and small talk. If you’re comfortable together, you should be able to just shut the Bleep up every once in a while. 45. You Should Compliment Him More Hey, women aren’t the only ones who like compliments. Tell him he looks good, tell him he’s smart, whatever. He needs to hear that shit every once in a while. 46. You Don’t Always Have To Be Right Hey, if it’s worth it, then just dig your heels in and fight to your dying breath. But sometimes, he just wants his opinion validated and you don’t have to contradict him just because you see things differently. 47. Make Sure You Look Just As Good When You Go Out With Him As When You Go Out With The Girls We all get lazy after a while when we don’t have to impress anyone anymore. But if you’re all sweats and T-shirts when it’s just the two of you and you’re smoking hot when you’re going out without him, he’s going to wonder who you’re doing that for. 48. He’s Not Your Dad For all you princesses out there. Yes, he’s supposed to take care of you, but it’s not in the same way. You’re a grown woman, for Christ’s sake. Learn the difference between a father and a partner. 49. You’re Not His Mother If you’re always picking up after him and washing his dishes, he’s got some growing up |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by KingSolomonI: 9:22am On Oct 27, 2014 |
Continued 50. He’s Not As Complicated As You Are Don’t go thinking that means you’re deeper than he is, though. Or smarter. He just likes to keep it simple. If you can understand and appreciate that, you might end up complimenting each other very well. http://wallstreetinsanity.com/50-things-every-woman-should-realize-about-men/ 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Anyi3(m): 9:42am On Oct 27, 2014 |
long but not bad |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by KingSolomonI: 3:03pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Thanks! |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by KingSolomonI: 3:04pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
But where are all d ladies na...I saw them viewing the thread wen I was posting it o! |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by KingSolomonI: 3:09pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Maybe some of dem have seen that...they have fallen short in more than half of d list .... |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Shugakay(f): 3:57pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Nice one op, I like it. Thought I had everything in check until now, anyways mistakes are made to be corrected |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Nobody: 5:56pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
And you say men aren't complex with all these rules on how to treat him. Smh! 1 Like |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by KingSolomonI: 7:30pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
andyallor: |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Anyi3(m): 7:51pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
andyallor: The ladies list is 150 |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Nobody: 7:57pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Missmossy(f): 8:06pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Another list again,i reserve my comment this is serious! 1 Like |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Anyi3(m): 10:22am On Oct 28, 2014 |
andyallor: I have it in hard copy, still interested in seeing? |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by philantoxx(m): 10:34am On Oct 28, 2014 |
its more than 50@OP maybe dis list is chapter 1 |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Nobody: 10:23pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
Anyi3: Sure do |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Anyi3(m): 10:49pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
andyallor:Oya send your po box number, I'd Nipost the heavy book to you |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Nobody: 12:09am On Oct 29, 2014 |
Anyi3: Lmao I would've but I don't reside on this axis. Maybe on my next visit....yes! Thankishu |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Anyi3(m): 12:50am On Oct 29, 2014 |
andyallor:Now you've made me look up your profile |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by KingSolomonI: 8:23am On Oct 29, 2014 |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Nobody: 8:35am On Oct 29, 2014 |
Anyi3: And what did u see? An extraterrestrial being Lol Come we don derail this thread o |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Anyi3(m): 11:09am On Oct 29, 2014 |
andyallor: lol I agree. Before OP would tell us to go get a room. Let's go private |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Nobody: 2:52pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
Anyi3: I don't know why I can't log into my acct for that Anyother way? |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Nobody: 3:07pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
Anyi3:Yh and when u will try to follow at least 1 of that 150- maybe we will try as well |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Nobody: 3:10pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
Advice for ladies dating a 3year old trapped in a grown man's body i guess |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Anyi3(m): 6:47pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
andyallor:Thine bbm worketh? |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Nobody: 10:06pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
Anyi3: Ala! My bbm worketh fairly my good sir anyi I know say u be paki guy like moi |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Kenneth205(m): 10:50pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
I smell fp |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by Anyi3(m): 10:57pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by kolex83: 2:13am On Oct 30, 2014 |
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Re: 50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men by lonelydora: 3:58am On Oct 30, 2014 |
Nice write up. I must show my wife this piece. |
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