A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs. She said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one!"

The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.

L.O.L.! That's what he gets making that last comment! L.O.L.!!!!!!

vexxy help me understand please.

Ohh i think i get it. The man slept with different women each day?

The bull had sex every day of the week, the wife was saying that the husband should aspire to that.

When the husband said to ask if it was with the same cow he was implying that he would have sex every day if he didn't have to have it with his wife all the time.

She obviously put a huttin' on him seeing as though the last statement said that his condition has gotten better

ohhh...... Now i get it. But i cant laugh as i would if i had gotten it the first time.

Maybe not, but your last comment really made me laugh!

Which one?

hot-angel:

ohhh...... Now i get it. But i can't laugh as i would if i had gotten it the first time.

That one.

ohhh.. glad i made u laugh.

Lizzy doesn't get to understand jokes fast

I know right..

go see a spiritualist ok?

will u be my spirutualist?

at ur service ma'am

lol funny lol lol lol lol