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Best Joke Of D Week!!! by ademi87(m): 7:11pm On Oct 27, 2014
A mum was lucky enough to see her three
daughters wed in d same year, So she whispered
to each of them "After your weddings "Text me
your 1st night experience and don't forget to text
it in a coded way o!
After a week, the 1st daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in
an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the 2nd
texted 'BENSON'.
Their mum, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of
Nescafe & read from d label: (fantastic till d last
She also went 2 her husband's pack of Benson
Cigarettes & found written on it: (extra long, king
size) she thought aloud; 'not too bad for them @
their age sha!
A few days later, her 3rd daughter's text comes
in: (Arik: Lagos - Kano)...
So Mama calls Arik Air Information Desk to inquire
about their kano -lagos flight. She was told; "Its
3times daily, 7days a week & the flight duration is
75mins to & fro!".
Mama throws herself in the air, lands,
slumps & faints shouting......
Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O°˚..


Re: Best Joke Of D Week!!! by Beesluv: 7:17pm On Oct 27, 2014
lol. Mine will be MTN

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Re: Best Joke Of D Week!!! by SirHouloo(m): 8:11pm On Oct 27, 2014
A hilarious joke to end the day with.
Re: Best Joke Of D Week!!! by missdebs(f): 9:25pm On Oct 27, 2014
lolz...dah was funny
Re: Best Joke Of D Week!!! by Wiztek(m): 11:41pm On Oct 27, 2014
Hahahahhhahh loolllllzzzzz grin
Re: Best Joke Of D Week!!! by bunmioguns(m): 4:03am On Oct 28, 2014

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