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Babalawo Raises Man From The Dead In Ibadan #fake9ja_news by Dopeyomi(m): 4:15pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Fake Naija News have come across a story which is sweeping round Ibadan like wild fire about a native doctor who has such legendary healing prowess in his mouth that just the odour of his mouth was capable of bringing a dead man back to life. According to the stories making the round, Baba Kasumu who is a 7o year old herbalist operates in Ibadan where he has a shrine. He administers native medication on sick patients with the aid of the deities. A certain sick man was brought to his shrine for healings, but the man died just as soon as he was carried into the shrine. He seemed to be suffering from chronic lung cancer. Baba Kasumu was however not ready to deal with the issue of a dead body on his hands, hence he orderred the dead man to be brought to him. Baba Kasumu then proceeded to administer spiritual mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to the dead man. He did this for about a minute when the dead man miraculously jumped up from d mouth and ran outside to vomit excreta. When he was held by his friends who brought him in and asked to narrate his story, he revealed that he was flying among the stars when he suddenly started smelling something horrible like a mixture of garlic and sour beans which was drawing him back to the earth. Baba Kasumu then confirmed this when he revealed to his stupefied clients that he had not brushed his teeth in about 2 months. According to him, mouth odour is one of the most potent natural medicine which can be used to cure several ailments, including death. Fake Naija News was able to confirm all these facts via phone call to the man who was raised from death and Baba Kasumu himself. Our correspondent was able to broker a meeting between himself and Baba Kasumu. But his insurance company expressly prohibited him from making the journey, claiming that they will not insure him in case of any liability which might arise. |
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