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Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by Dramadiddy(m): 12:48am On Nov 07, 2014
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper...
2. The owner of the ball decided who played...
3. Penalty (otherwise called PENARITY!) was awarded only if an injured player
could curse or fight a lot...
4. The match only ended when everyone was tired...
5. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the
last team to score...
6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even behind the
goalpost...
7. If you didn't participate in repairing a damaged ball you were given a match
ban...
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser...
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree or bush when
it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game...
10. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over...
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty...
12. The most skillful player got automatic selection...
13. No discrimination, both the children of rich and the poor played together...
*Was it different in your own place?

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Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by Hyinkar97(m): 1:44am On Nov 07, 2014
You're damn correct!!!
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When a set is taking too long, the 'ANY BALL OUT' rule is used.


















First to comment.
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by MrTeymee(m): 3:24am On Nov 07, 2014
Very true mehn.
When the ball gets seized and u didn't join the begging crew, 1 year BAN for ya....
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by Nobody: 3:40am On Nov 07, 2014
Dramadiddy:
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper...
2. The owner of the ball decided who played...
3. Penalty (otherwise called PENARITY!) was awarded only if an injured player
could curse or fight a lot...
4. The match only ended when everyone was tired...
5. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the
last team to score...
6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even behind the
goalpost...
7. If you didn't participate in repairing a damaged ball you were given a match
ban...
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser...
9. T[b]he guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree or bush when
it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game...[/b]
10. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over...
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty...
12. The most skillful player got automatic selection...
13. No discrimination, both the children of rich and the poor played together...
*Was it different in your own place?
grin grin
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by MrCork: 4:31am On Nov 07, 2014
Dramadiddy:
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper...
2. The owner of the ball decided who played...
3. Penalty (otherwise called PENARITY!) was awarded only if an injured player
could curse or fight a lot...
4. The match only ended when everyone was tired...
5. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the
last team to score...
6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even behind the
goalpost...
7. If you didn't participate in repairing a damaged ball you were given a match
ban...
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser...
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree or bush when
it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game...
10. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over...
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty...
12. The most skillful player got automatic selection...
13. No discrimination, both the children of rich and the poor played together...
*Was it different in your own place?


....bro..But .wot has this gots to do wit romance or chasin women on Nairaland? (no oofense) angry

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Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by Infomizer(m): 6:10am On Nov 07, 2014
You forgot the selection process...
i-One, i-Two!

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Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by Nobody: 6:29am On Nov 07, 2014
smh
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by Princecalm(m): 6:32am On Nov 07, 2014
Football in romance,lol what business does bicycle has with a filling station or you did not post it in sports section because it has been created before by another person.
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by Lucasbalo(m): 6:39am On Nov 07, 2014
Dramadiddy:
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper...
2. The owner of the ball decided who played...
3. Penalty (otherwise called PENARITY!) was awarded only if an injured player
could curse or fight a lot...
4. The match only ended when everyone was tired...
5. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the
last team to score...
6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even behind the
goalpost...
7. If you didn't participate in repairing a damaged ball you were given a match
ban...
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser...
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree or bush when
it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game...
10. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over...
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty...
12. The most skillful player got automatic selection...
13. No discrimination, both the children of rich and the poor played together...
*Was it different in your own place?
You are spot on.
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by passionate88: 6:41am On Nov 07, 2014
Three consecutive corner kicks will be a penalty.
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by chimerase2: 6:51am On Nov 07, 2014
Op leme help u add some, it was extremely fun dos days
If dos our senior happen to chose u and u do mistake dem score u chai omo u go see yoruba beating it happened to me one day ma yoruba bros can't even pronounce ma ibo name
They will be like: ye!! Ceewere iya la iya e ti je ki wo score omo see blow, e beta make u get monkey yash dan to allow ua opponent score cheesy
Anoda is if we play de ball to babas compound cus der will always be sombody dat will seize dey ball cheesy
I swear if u count how many ball baba dn seize e go reach over 500 still we go hussle bring anoda ball
Anoda if u be de smallest in the team u try and dribble ur opponent and ur opponent collects the ball na slap dem go use correct u
Na u go de pursue ball
If u sabi play dem go de rush u
We play ball with over seized sokoto grin
Kai our landlord pikin lati like fight die eh grin
Op u re right in saying the fighters always win PK, dat guy can abuse kai de boy go be like iya la iya o ti gba mi penarity ni if de opponent no buy de idea dn fight start
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by aristocrazzy: 7:03am On Nov 07, 2014
Quite the same. But after playing early we let the girls continue
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by charzyh2: 7:08am On Nov 07, 2014
The young shall grow
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by jsunex(m): 8:09am On Nov 07, 2014
E b lik say nah me and op dey play 1st set dat time..
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by rattlesnake(m): 8:14am On Nov 07, 2014
Please what is the real meaning of "case and bladder" grin
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by Dramadiddy(m): 8:20am On Nov 07, 2014
chimerase2:
Op leme help u add some, it was extremely fun dos days
If dos our senior happen to chose u and u do mistake dem score u chai omo u go see yoruba beating it happened to me one day ma yoruba bros can't even pronounce ma ibo name
They will be like: ye!! Ceewere iya la iya e ti je ki wo score omo see blow, e beta make u get monkey yash dan to allow ua opponent score cheesy
Anoda is if we play de ball to babas compound cus der will always be sombody dat will seize dey ball cheesy
I swear if u count how many ball baba dn seize e go reach over 500 still we go hussle bring anoda ball
Anoda if u be de smallest in the team u try and dribble ur opponent and ur opponent collects the ball na slap dem go use correct u
Na u go de pursue ball
If u sabi play dem go de rush u
We play ball with over seized sokoto grin
Kai our landlord pikin lati like fight die eh grin
Op u re right in saying the fighters always win PK, dat guy can abuse kai de boy go be like iya la iya o ti gba mi penarity ni if de opponent no buy de idea dn fight start
loool
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by Dramadiddy(m): 8:20am On Nov 07, 2014
MrCork:



....bro..But .wot has this gots to do wit romance or chasin women on Nairaland? (no oofense) angry
oya begin to cry
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids In Yorubaland by Dramadiddy(m): 8:21am On Nov 07, 2014
jsunex:
E b lik say nah me and op dey play 1st set dat time..
lool abi..

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