This is what I tried to achieve with SERMON ON THE MOUNT (The Beatitudes) the hilarious edition. Read, laugh and learn share & like

1. Blessed are you when you postpone your bubble gums chewing business until the end of the church service. For you shall save many souls from unwanted distractions.

2. Blessed are you when you desist from mounting the podium to sing on Sunday morning after mounting your boyfriend the previous night. Hmmm..that kind thing dikwa risky! To avoid being slapped by the Holy Spirit in church one day. Lol!

3. Blessed are you when you quit distracting your pastor with those hot half closed thighs. The rest of the congregation will not be served with the wrong scriptural passages.

4. Blessed are you when you brush your mouth and wash your body properly before attending mass or church service. The church already has enough anointing; members do not need the ones coming from your armpit or mouth.

5. Blessed are you if you are able to endure that sister in the front whose curves pose spiritual hazard to you. Stand firm, unmovable, for your eyes shall see the salvation of the lord.

6. Blessed are you when you quit from being “brother toaster” and give one of the sisters you have been giving hope all along a permanent seat in your life. Even the remainder of the sisters shall rejoice because their ears shall know peace. lol!

7.Blessed are you when you give that sister a ‘sincere lift’ after service without asking for her phone number. Your act of kindness shall be rewarded appropriately. Yes you can!

8. Blessed are you when your dance in church is sincerely for the Lord & not for any guy to notice. Babes you know how far na.

9. Blessed are you when the tablet you holding with such fine pose is for reading scriptures and making notes and not for show. Forget, you know what I’m talking about jo!

10. Blessed are you when your ushering services are as unto the Lord than for advertisement. Your reward shall be full.

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