I have been dating this awesome lady for a year and well over 6months now. She sleeps over at my place most weekends but i have never been fortunate enough to be awake while she is asleep to know whether she SNORES or not cos mosttimes she tell me i snore silently.
I want to be able to catch her and with evidence too. Pls help me catch her.

Abeg ooo,what is this 1 saying?U wnt 2 catch her snoring and yet u do nt wnt 2 stay awake?

Not everybody are habitual snorers,if she falls into that category then even if you stay ot ages awake you might not find her snore.Although there are few percentage of people who don't snore at all.

all this small small boys were collect them mama phone. Come here dey talk nonsense, BOY GO wash ur school uniform now befor ur mama go come back

justdream:

I have been dating this awesome lady for a year and well over 6months now. She sleeps over at my place most weekends but i have never been fortunate enough to be awake while she is asleep to know whether she SNORES or not cos mosttimes she tell me i snore silently.
I want to be able to catch her and with evidence too. Pls help me catch her.

U well so?

tell her to come sleep in my room, 15, mawamiwale street, Koladugbo, Lagos state.

ghost1718:
all this small small boys were collect them mama phone. Come here dey talk nonsense, BOY GO wash ur school uniform now befor ur mama go come back

If not cos i knw u will vote me in as Mr Nairaland, i wudda bashed u buh oshey. Goto that page and type "I nominate Justdream"...thts all.

ghost1718:
all this small small boys were collect them mama phone. Come here dey talk nonsense, BOY GO wash ur school uniform now befor ur mama go come back

You don talk am. Small Boys don full Nairaland finish especially for romance section.

major466:
You don talk am. Small Boys don full Nairaland finish especially for romance section.

underage don plenty and we need to do somethings

justdream:


If not cos i knw u will vote me in as Mr Nairaland, i wudda bashed u buh oshey. Goto that page and type "I nominate Justdream"...thts all.

for watin nah??

Op call me whenever U want to catch her if she's a witch or not, I can help U with the witch side, but snoring? Hell no...
Remember she'll stay in my place for months coz catching witches takes month(s) to year(s) .

Zedric:



U well so?

Dont take the op seriously.

justdream:

I have been dating this awesome lady for a year and well over 6months now. She sleeps over at my place most weekends but i have never been fortunate enough to be awake while she is asleep to know whether she SNORES or not cos mosttimes she tell me i snore silently.
I want to be able to catch her and with evidence too. Pls help me catch her.

dis OP is ridiculously crazy,abeg someone should help him ASAP