11:39 PM:: Saturday
Jully: Good night dear am feeling slippy..
Me : lol owk dear.. Good night, dream of your loved ones.. And dont sleep in the church tomorow oo oo lol..
Jully: me ke abi nah you i go dey tell..
Me : you dont know me oo, i can never sleep in the church even if i stay awake till day break..
Jully: abeg this boy you too de talk abeg go sleep..
Me: lol ok dear good night.. I Lo ..... (the rest are now History..)
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6:20am Sunday...
** walks into church** looking for a suitable place to sit so as to get no disturbance form church wardens.....
** sights the cool seat** rushes to grab it.. Ahhh at last... Enters flight mode** at least before mass starts...
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I dreamt an angel passing my side..it seems so real decided to confirm...
Opens one eye..choi e be me like film...rush open the second eyes.. Choi.. I don see mammy water life...sleep disappear from my eyes....fiiiiaaamm
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I just loose concentration for that mass..
even the offering nah three times i go make the girl for notice me....
* Before people will stand up in the
church have already stand ...
If dey de clap..my own be the loudest....
* Even when dem dey sit down nah me be last all in the name of dusting my seat..

...all this make she for notice me..
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Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my phone went through my saved post.. Big thanks to tosyne2much.. Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female facts.... Even checked to woo fine mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined.. And good to go)
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The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk majestically to her like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless)
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Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids..(chisoz I DON FORGET MY NAME)...

Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice***

Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head**

Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to..

Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of Liberia with my golden colour hiptops**
(i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey sweat for tongue)

:emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka Michael.. But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall in complexion ( who ask me..? Choi !!!..)

Babe: SO ?

Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!..
*** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor
Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your botanical name...sorry ma your name....

Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me like France...mammy water tell me say i funny..)
Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla..

Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent..

Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me**

Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that name cos the last i heard it was when i was in planet Mars..

Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the chest**

(gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me. Choi !!!!...)..The BIG boy in me came out..
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..........Fast...Forwards........................>>..
I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..)
we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until she waved a bus going towards my home....
About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport money for offering for church which means 3km treking....choi..#Gobe
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As a bad guy i need to cover up and form
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Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next time we get to meet...

Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend some time together...winks..

Case!!!!

Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary society am their vice president so my presence is needed there so i might waste time too...
(immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly that the devil is a learner)

Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At least this an opportunity to join too.
(thats when i know she truely be mammy water.)

Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers this sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new commers..
(immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you say am not rightous!!!!)
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. Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said..

Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call me when you get Home...
Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that..
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Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what happend later are now HISTORY lol...

Hope you had a nice sunday... Share yours...
#Iam_Fabdedon

I can never date a broke guy

Buffer:
I can never date a broke guy

see this girl oooo.

mzhorlah:
see this girl oooo.

lol i just de look am since

Buffer, are your outrightly saying broke dudes have broke destiny ?

Me hardly read Long write-up, but i enjoyed reading this one!!! Very hilarious

Fabdedon, I sight u jawe

** nice piece from you**

Neldrizzy:
Me hardly read Long write-up, but i enjoyed reading this one!!! Very hilarious

lol thanks bro..

tosyne2much:
Buffer, are your outrightly saying broke dudes have broke destiny ?

They lie a lot

pweetyz:
Gosh..you will not kill someone..i can't stop laughing..smart guy..
bdw..what if she still insists on joining a praesidium in the legion..what happens when she finds out that you're no vice president

lol am sure one thing go lead to another thing....

Buffer:

They lie a lot

this lady is just so funny

Is that the impression you have towards broke dudes ?

Buffer:

They lie a lot

And the rich guys are truthful? . .

mesoade:
And the rich guys are truthful? . .

leave that broke bae jare

Buffer:
I can never date a broke guy

at least someone concurs to my signature

Fabdedon:
11:39 PM:: Saturday
Jully: Good night dear am feeling slippy..
Me : lol owk dear.. Good night, dream of your loved ones.. And dont sleep in the church tomorow oo oo lol..
Jully: me ke abi nah you i go dey tell..
Me : you dont know me oo, i can never sleep in the church even if i stay awake till day break..
Jully: abeg this boy you too de talk abeg go sleep..
Me: lol ok dear good night.. I Lo ..... (the rest are now History..)
.
.
.
6:20am Sunday...
** walks into church** looking for a suitable place to sit so as to get no disturbance form church wardens.....
** sights the cool seat** rushes to grab it.. Ahhh at last... Enters flight mode** at least before mass starts...
.
.
I dreamt an angel passing my side..it seems so real decided to confirm...
Opens one eye..choi e be me like film...rush open the second eyes.. Choi.. I don see mammy water life...sleep disappear from my eyes....fiiiiaaamm
.
.
.
I just loose concentration for that mass..
even the offering nah three times i go make the girl for notice me....
* Before people will stand up in the
church have already stand ...
If dey de clap..my own be the loudest....
* Even when dem dey sit down nah me be last all in the name of dusting my seat..

...all this make she for notice me..
.
.
Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my phone went through my saved post.. Big thanks to tosyne2much.. Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female facts.... Even checked to woo fine mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined.. And good to go)
.
.
The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk majestically to her like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless)
.
.
Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids..(chisoz I DON FORGET MY NAME)...

Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice***

Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head**

Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to..

Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of Liberia with my golden colour hiptops**
(i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey sweat for tongue)

:emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka Michael.. But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall in complexion ( who ask me..? Choi !!!..)

Babe: SO ?

Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!..
*** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor
Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your botanical name...sorry ma your name....

Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me like France...mammy water tell me say i funny..)
Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla..

Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent..

Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me**

Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that name cos the last i heard it was when i was in planet Mars..

Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the chest**

(gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me. Choi !!!!...)..The BIG boy in me came out..
.
.
..........Fast...Forwards........................>>..
I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..)
we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until she waved a bus going towards my home....
About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport money for offering for church which means 3km treking....choi..#Gobe
.
.
.
As a bad guy i need to cover up and form
.
.
Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next time we get to meet...

Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend some time together...winks..

Case!!!!

Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary society am their vice president so my presence is needed there so i might waste time too...
(immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly that the devil is a learner)

Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At least this an opportunity to join too.
(thats when i know she truely be mammy water.)

Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers this sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new commers..
(immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you say am not rightous!!!!)
.
. Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said..

Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call me when you get Home...
Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that..
.
.
.
Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what happend later are now HISTORY lol...

Hope you had a nice sunday... Share yours...
#Iam_Fabdedon

funny story...fictional too

pweetyz:
Gosh..you will not kill someone..i can't stop laughing..smart guy..
bdw..what if she still insists on joining a praesidium in the legion..what happens when she finds out that you're no vice president

( .. in my mind) u beta stop laughing dia

#That awkward moment when another guy makes a girl ure crushing on laugh really hard.

drizzytee:


( .. in my mind) u beta stop laughing dia

#That awkward moment when another guy makes a girl ure crushing on laugh really hard.

buhhhhahahahahaha yeah yeah really awkward..

Fabdedon:
buhhhhahahahahaha yeah yeah really awkward..

lol aswr down!.

Nice piece... Got me laughing so hard.

Buffer:
I can never date a broke guy

shaking my head , wheb your fada married your mother was he rich

TDstarr:
shaking my head , wheb your fada married your mother was he rich

lol please dont start with the parent pls...i understand ur plight

Op u see ur work ba? U don make me laf sotey I no know when I tear my landlord beta slap 4 cheeks. Chai! See gobe

Funniez:
Op u see ur work ba? U don make me laf sotey I no know when I tear my landlord beta slap 4 cheeks. Chai! See gobe

See lie..(tear ur landlord beta slap)

Well, I laugh sote tears dey comot 4 my eyes.

Funniez:
Op u see ur work ba? U don make me laf sotey I no know when I tear my landlord beta slap 4 cheeks. Chai! See gobe

watin carry ur landlord come where u de Nairaland?