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Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by teddy7(m): 1:59pm On Nov 14, 2014
Hey, can I follow u home? [ why?] Cause my parents told me to follow my dreams

there's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have ur number in it

Ur hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

I lost my pants, do u mind if I wrap your legs around me instead?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

"Gurl, do u have a shovel in your back pocket?" (No Why?) "Cuz I'm diggin' that azz!"

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

Fascinating. I've been looking at ur eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Lol

Feel free to add yours, don't spoil the fuN!

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by vizkiz: 2:06pm On Nov 14, 2014
these aren't pick up lines, they are "throw away" lines grin
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 2:07pm On Nov 14, 2014
Funny.
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by naijaboiy: 2:18pm On Nov 14, 2014
Girl please vote for naijaboiy,,and your dreams will always come through kiss

https://www.nairaland.com/1995552/mr-nairaland-december-2014-edition#up

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by teddy7(m): 2:19pm On Nov 14, 2014
vizkiz:
these aren't pick up lines, they are "throw away" lines grin
Lol maybe I should change the title undecided angry
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by naijaboiy: 2:19pm On Nov 14, 2014
mizzkeji44:
Funny.
Hi dear...

Please have you voted? embarassed
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Houseofglam7(f): 2:21pm On Nov 14, 2014
love like diarrhoea indeed.
cheesy

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by teddy7(m): 2:24pm On Nov 14, 2014
Houseofglam7:
love like diarrhoea indeed.
cheesy
wink
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 2:28pm On Nov 14, 2014
naijaboiy:

Hi dear...

Please have you voted? embarassed
SURE...I VOTED 4U.
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by naijaboiy: 2:32pm On Nov 14, 2014
mizzkeji44:

SURE...I VOTED 4U.
Thanks alot...i'm grateful kiss

Would be expecting your support in subsequent rounds smiley
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Epistemology(f): 2:32pm On Nov 14, 2014
SMH
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 2:40pm On Nov 14, 2014
Babe am so hard can you unhard me






grin

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 2:40pm On Nov 14, 2014
naijaboiy:

Thanks alot...i'm grateful kiss

Would be expecting your support in subsequent rounds smiley
Keep calm,you have my humble vote anyday,anytym.

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by naijaboiy: 2:47pm On Nov 14, 2014
mizzkeji44:

Keep calm,you have my humble vote anyday,anytym.
that's why I luff you kiss
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 2:49pm On Nov 14, 2014
mizzkeji44:

Keep calm,you have my humble vote anyday,anytym.
perfect choice dear.... smiley

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by aristocrazzy: 2:56pm On Nov 14, 2014
GUY:"Gurl, do u have a shovel in your back pocket?" (No
Why?) "Cuz I'm diggin' that azz!"
'POW' 'POW'(sound of slap)
GUY: Sorry I just dey play (runs without looking back)

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 3:13pm On Nov 14, 2014
[size=15pt]You know what's on the MENU? It's Me-N-U[/size]

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by lukuluku101(m): 3:17pm On Nov 14, 2014
Jesus loves you. My name is Jesus, what's yours?
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by teddy7(m): 3:30pm On Nov 14, 2014
UchihaMadara:
[size=15pt]You know what's on the MENU? It's Me-N-U[/size]



Oh what a hot job tongue
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by ggrin(f): 3:32pm On Nov 14, 2014
vizkiz:
these aren't pick up lines, they are "throw away" lines grin
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by vizkiz: 3:40pm On Nov 14, 2014
[quote author=ggrin post=28011546][/quote]

hey babe smiley
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by ggrin(f): 3:46pm On Nov 14, 2014
vizkiz:


hey babe smiley
hey sugarsmiley
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by vizkiz: 3:51pm On Nov 14, 2014
ggrin:
hey sugarsmiley


how are you doing today? And Hope, he has given you your glasses cheesy
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by ggrin(f): 3:57pm On Nov 14, 2014
vizkiz:



how are you doing today? And Hope, he has given you your glasses cheesy
yeah he did,but after another round(s) of straffingangrywink
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by vizkiz: 4:01pm On Nov 14, 2014
ggrin:
yeah he did,but after another round(s) of straffingangrywink

i thought you are a virgin undecided
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by ggrin(f): 4:10pm On Nov 14, 2014
vizkiz:


i thought you are a virgin undecided
and what are u thinkingundecided
Straffing mean fighting here in indiaundecided

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Fabdedon(m): 4:55pm On Nov 14, 2014
S.A.S
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by pweetixandy: 5:03pm On Nov 14, 2014
Hey..can I have ur phone?

"Why?"
Cos my mum asked me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams undecided

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by vizkiz: 6:07pm On Nov 14, 2014
ggrin:
and what are u thinkingundecided
Straffing mean fighting here in indiaundecided

whew! thank God smiley i actually thought you were cheating on me for a moment there wink
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by teddy7(m): 7:36pm On Nov 14, 2014
pweetixandy:
Hey..can I have ur phone?

"Why?"
Cos my mum asked me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams undecided
lol what re u on about
Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by ggrin(f): 7:38pm On Nov 14, 2014
vizkiz:


whew! thank God smiley i actually thought you were cheating on me for a moment there wink
gringringrin

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