[quote author=Tztyphoon]I neva wanted to reply/ bt then mama said, 'son!! Life is free and wisdom is divine!!/
Nw dy've seen 'wings' on us, tink. . . .we fly!!!/

i cum one in evry 4yqs lyk d worldcup!!/
bt wen u had 'sex on d air' u wer tinkin u 'bleeped up?/
niqqa u beta lock up/

and!!

y'al b tinkin we. . Loose ryt?/
so the brought 'spanners' . .bt the dnt knw the dude's tight/ cuz wen we flow we allow the 'onions' burst. . .so the dudes cry/

u jst wanted a ba2l , u neva wanted to slaughter/ wait!! Coming at me? I'l get my sistas younger daughter/

c we pop the rhymes/ bt y'al are lyk 'Fernando Torres!!. . . .u 'flop wit nines(9s)!!/
and y'al b working for me since. . . Cuz am the boss in lyn/

wen i stormed here!!
I brought a rude attitude/ cuz dy knw i i run the hood from 'north to south' . . . . Lattitude!!!/ bt y'al stil a foetus/
i'l 'kill u and burn your body' . . .lyk d hindus!/ cuz am d boss, Bleep wit me and get ur ass 'banned' . . . .mikuz!!!/[/typhoon]

Tztyphoon:
I brought a rude attitude/ cuz dy knw i i run the hood from 'north to south' . . . . Lattitude!!!/ bt y'al stil a foetus/
i'l 'kill u and burn your body' . . .lyk d hindus!/ cuz am d boss, Bleep wit me and get ur ass 'banned' . . . .mikuz!!!

lwkmd.. U no well.

U can 'tap' into this wealth of words even if pep guardiola coach u
Look into ma evey n let ma toyota corolla crush u
Does it really even 'mata'/matter cuz d way I turn ur eden(garden eden) into hazard u really gunna b torresin every oppurtunity
And d way I beat u givin u red face like u waz blushin u gunna b similar to micheal adam tryin to break occult unity
I spill this guy head and throw his brain up ward try to elevate his thoughts
Like water poured into a hot oil boilin puff puff watch me segregate ur bunz
I see glistned visions clearly
This pussy lack the ability to ride out like christain missionaries
Ull fight me? I make u run with the gang/cuz d way I storm him with barz ull fink am a model the way I come with the verse/cum wit divas


Who go light up ur world wen ur too poor to pay nepa billz
And u only get to see ur air conditioned wen ur weatherz chilled
I eat mics n spill mic'rophones
I step on u n make u invisible even with d aid of a microscopes

Guy ur scope no go work hia ur like mr bean tryin to rob a bank

Time 2 flow-4-rank/got can-a-biz(cannabis) 2 show lyk shank/grenade and bulletz 2 throw @ banks/getting tough nd angry...call me mr frank/i've just bn defeated...i'm sure datz just-a-prank//yet,it ain't APRIL-FOOL,guess u tryin 2 b WISER/gonna uproot sum teeth,cos ya spit lyk CRIZZY-DA-BITER/i'm da best 2 CHALLENGE-HER(challenger)/ 2 challenge ya b1tch..call me DA-FIGHTER/check ma TWITTER,u'll see where ya b1tch z tellin me 2 go FASTER/my homiez and dudez shoutin OGA NA MASTER/if ya b1tch gave birth,knw dat d baby z a BASTARD//MINE,SHINE-YA-ICE(shine ya eyes) lyk KIWI POLISH/haterz everywhere,i'm hungry and FAMISHED/8(ate) haterz..nw i'm KNORR-REACHED(nourished)//if u among my meal,holla so dat i can knw u talkin frm ma BELLY/u thought i cant penetrate ya lyf...luckily i've gat ma JELLY/wit bruises on ya face...u've gat it plastered lyk d face of NELLY/ya success z impossible,even if u do a CALL-A-BOW(collabo) wit R.KELLY/ya linez poo,i'm blind 2 it lyk watchin d back of a TELLY(T.V)/i've pinged nd pressed ya lyf lyk SLEAK's BLACKBERRY//shout out 2 Khim,WONDER where she is?/haterz scared when i point MIC and say FREEZE/first-of-all ur handz behind ya back,cuff u 2 WHEEL/ya lyf z lyk beat produced by PHEELZ/banged u frm behind...bloody aass,wat da ya FEEL/If you high on drug,ME-I'M-HIGH-MUSIC-PEEL...//

Practice make perfection,le'me try practicin KILL/ya d next on ma list 2 KILL/so i gotta perfect ma KILL,lyk dat girl in KILL-BILL/u hurryin 2 die? Dnt be...just CHILL/I've gat 2 get 2 d Know-how lyk DEADSCROLLZ 4 DRILLZ/d SKILLZ on how 2 hang dis dudez on a GRILL/lyk barbecue done by V.E.C in TERENA 4 d party MEAL/on killin haterz,energy wasted by me iz NILL//i've gotten PUNCHES lyk AMMO gotten by VANDALS/ma lyrics REACH(rich),da level of standard of S.O.N,so ya cant beat me even wit ya SANDALS//i drink rap,u suck blood lyk u a VAMPIRE/MAESTRO'S attention needed,cos i'm d VAMP-SLAYER/holy sh?t ya wack linez corrupted ma MUSIC PLAYER/DISS-PLAYING(displaying) error And dat dude nidz PRAYER//

Rap maestro: Practice make perfection,le'me try practicin KILL/ya d next on ma list 2 KILL/so i gotta perfect ma KILL,lyk dat girl in KILL-BILL/u hurryin 2 die? Dnt be...just CHILL/I've gat 2 get 2 d Know-how lyk DEADSCROLLZ 4 DRILLZ/d SKILLZ on how 2 hang dis dudez on a GRILL/lyk barbecue done by V.E.C in TERENA 4 d party MEAL/on killin haterz,energy wasted by me iz NILL//i've gotten PUNCHES lyk AMMO gotten by VANDALS/ma lyrics REACH(rich),da level of standard of S.O.N,so ya cant beat me even wit ya SANDALS//i drink rap,u suck blood lyk u a VAMPIRE/MAESTRO'S attention needed,cos i'm d VAMP-SLAYER/holy sh?t ya wack linez corrupted ma MUSIC PLAYER/DISS-PLAYING(displaying) error And dat dude nidz PRAYER//

hot sh1tz men! D ooze is everywhere....!

New here, but i bet my sword can slice many at a blow.....! Wanna have a feel...? Be warned, i end careers....! khim and sleak, good job! Won't mind a friendly bout too......!

SimplySEA: New here, but i bet my sword can slice many at a blow.....! Wanna have a feel...? Be warned, i end careers....! khim and sleak, good job! Won't mind a friendly bout too......!

tanx man.. Sorta am stuckd with a tourney arrangement.. Try khim

sleakid: tanx man.. Sorta am stuckd with a tourney arrangement.. Try khim

hei hei... Khim! Khim!! U re needed here.. Moreova,where da heck z MC BOMB

sleakid: tanx man.. Sorta am stuckd with a tourney arrangement.. Try khim

alright man. No probs. Keep sortin dem tourneys.... But i'll keep it in my record dat u chickened out...! !

In da raizin season-of-a-tech/i spit-qoutes-with-ill-flows/bt in tha hypin-killin-of-ya-neck/am stilled ta split-throat-with-quick-blows/bet tha way my fist control ya,stood-a-dude-on-remote/bt with a shot,my text loose armz,put-a-bruised-on-the-mute(demote)/u fink ya dope? Cux u root-a-goon-on-low-nuts?,nah dax fluke am leavin-u-cruized-lyk-awe-with-doughnuts/i'll make him crowl lyk hz-walkin-on-the-street-matchin-sands/then got dis LovePeddler drawn,he wil b talkin-to-a-sheep(ship)-crackin-act/dax y i kip a mare,as ma barz tears,gues-ya-readin-fast/bt by squeezin down ya moisture nd takin out ya oils,shakin-gees-with-lost-fats(pharts)/if we c him blow is wen i cast the freeze to a wall now dis iced-is-blast/(iceblast)

Hey! Anyone heard of phreddie? I min heard of me?... Uhn..

Words of wisdom, 4rm a wise one, ive gat no choice, but to give advice to yall, little worms.... I saw yall tryna rap, but ur punchlines, so weak,luks lyk nursery rhymes,. I hope u learn 4rm ma lyns, i dont rhyme, but rap to the tune on ma mind, ma flow givs u reason, to read nd listen, cords depict authority.. Yeah.. I run my lyrical office, lyk a metropolice, my book of rap, z a burning furnace, play dat dope boy, nd get caught in sister's act, aint tryin to impress yall, neither m i tryna brag, m only gonna stress, dat m d best, nd dats a FACT!

phreddie: Hey! Anyone heard of phreddie? I min heard of me?... Uhn..

No,who are you? Xplain....

Heroine~Poppet:
STILL YO GIRL HEROINE~POPPET

Dream big DreAm Small
weak up in the morning think of smiling
in other side beefs want you to die
noting yo can do cus yo creata is here

ije.....................

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Ghostscripts Hmmm illscripys supp

sleakid: Ghostscripts Hmmm illscripys supp

wtf,I swear down,I dnt know who Ghostscript is!...as in,I SWEAR!

ILLScripts:

wtf,I swear down,I dnt know who Ghostscript is!...as in,I SWEAR!

illscriptz in a 'GHOST' Mode

I am so disappointed in u nairaland guys...I c/o mikuz,ojoawo,increda or illscripts...and if u chickens cant accept...then get me IBIME or DEADSCROLLZZ!

DawgChainz: I am so disappointed in u nairaland guys...I c/o mikuz,ojoawo,increda or illscripts...and if u chickens cant accept...then get me IBIME or DEADSCROLLZZ!

Suicide Mission

Hei Hei Hei,
cant stop laffing
-madness in me,sense it frm ma voice,u knw ma AIR-TELL(airtel)/ama b lyk a Cat 2 yo ratz,try tying round ma neck a BELL(2 tame me,impossible)/i fetch ma lyrics frm da OH!-SHAWN(ocean),ya's z frm da dried WELL/well gotta dribble ya lyk AFCON ball,shoot u and u end in HELL/cant ressurect ya when yo dead,even if dm attach time-MACHINE 2 DELL(computer)/yo fall,sowi shld hav bn FELL/cos i floored u WELL,but i'm sure d shame z too much 4 u 2 hav TELL//heeeeelp,i'm drownin in ma too full lyrics...guess i dnt nid a LIFE-BOLT(life boat)/yo shld hav cut ya size according 2 ya COAT/oops slip of tongue nd finger,BOTH/NOTE/yo ni**as are lyk parasite,al u want frm me z to DOTE/oesaphagus on d floor,i guess itz frm when i slit ya THROAT/i'm MEANER,spit nd piss on 9JA's-ARM-OF-COAT(coat of arm)//where y'all at,when sum NI**AS call yo Out nd calls u CHICKEN/just cos u gat job 2 do and jab 2 launch makes dm form KICKING/in a voice datz THICKEN/sleak,Mikus shld come out in MILKING/diss cow..deadscroll will kill dem wit his BARZ datz SICKEN//chei dogchainz/f**k PAIN/wu u b? When u shld hav eloped in a fast-TRAIN/even me d WACKEST will beat witout CANE/kill ya lyk ABEL-CANE/MEHN/i'm INSANE/GHOST MODE ACTIVATED,cos i'll swoop on ya lyk ACID-RAIN//

QUICK ONE

Ok,I think ma 'Thoughts' need a 'Doc',cos am xo 'Sick in the Mind'/
If u tryna beef me,I am quick to put Six in yo Thigh/...cos like av gat 'lethal numbers',..I do Kill with a 'Nine'/-9
While u niggas still Suck/...am making Big Bucks/
and I'll be gettin too much 'Credit',..U'll fink am makin 'Free Calls'/
Ma 'words' flow like 'Rivers'/...and ma Glocks 'pop' like 'Blisters'/
u fink u've got gats?,..well,I see 'none' with u like 'Sisters'/-nun
but like a 'terrorist sluts',..call me ah 'loose bomber'/
cos I can strap a C4 to ur head and blow ur brains out,..cos am done with u fools Blunders/
full o' ammunitions,av gat '2 nines' like am '18'/
Xo if u niggs kip Hating/...I'll 'drop u faster' than 'copy and paste',..and am sure 'Akon' will love to take the Blaming/
I blast and wreck 'jaws' like 'Boko'/...I ffuck and caress spirits in 'ghost mode'/-jos
cos u niggas come with 'short bars',...like am seein 'restaurants' meant for 'frodo'/--digg?
Am illscripts nigguh,..I ain't facing a 'nail',but am going 'straight to the Point'/
..dat u niggas sucks,/but we'll c u 'Break down'..just like a 'B-boy stunts'/
I 'shoot slugs' like av gat beef with 'molluscs'/...I come with more 'green' than 'Ninja Turtles'/
Y wunt I make A Name on NL?,..when am as 'real' as 'Jackie Chan with no Doubles'/
Few days away,...NL has turned to a 'childs play' like 'Chucky'/
but am back now,ffuck u niggas who fink am 'Christ' and tryna 'Cross Me'/
cos am 'High' above y'all,like am spittin from a 'mountain top'/
now scripts be goin out amidst a deafening crescendo of applause,...now the 'CURTAIN FALLS'/.....Peace!

judges nided 4 dis ba2 www.nairaland.com/1174904/mc-bomb-vs-rap-maestro

They've been waiting for diss/
bt dy were on dia own movie. . .making their clips/
stil on dat dy were hatin thier films/
guess datz why dy neva had frnds . .sittin on dat roll. . Waitin for peeps/

Life is a stage/
so wen i get a wife of my age/ . . I'l b happy
buh here?. I end ur story wen i put my knife in ur page/. . Plus y'al should buy me a 'rolex' so i'd have 'time' for the gay/

no!! Am nt a 'careless chef' i dnt 'waste time'/-waste thyme
buh. . .wat u spit are all bitten. . Nd fake lines/
Dnt wrry y'al. . Am nt lettin him go. . The gay's mine/

u's a big white fool/
buh ima spit quite rude/
and kill wack too/
so u beta watch!! Cuz my punches cum in zig zag to kill blind dudes/

ILLScripts: QUICK ONE

Ok,I think ma 'Thoughts' need a 'Doc',cos am xo 'Sick in the Mind'/
If u tryna beef me,I am quick to put Six in yo Thigh/...cos like av gat 'lethal numbers',..I do Kill with a 'Nine'/-9
While u niggas still Suck/...am making Big Bucks/
and I'll be gettin too much 'Credit',..U'll fink am makin 'Free Calls'/
Ma 'words' flow like 'Rivers'/...and ma Glocks 'pop' like 'Blisters'/
u fink u've got gats?,..well,I see 'none' with u like 'Sisters'/-nun
but like a 'terrorist sluts',..call me ah 'loose bomber'/
cos I can strap a C4 to ur head and blow ur brains out,..cos am done with u fools Blunders/
full o' ammunitions,av gat '2 nines' like am '18'/
Xo if u niggs kip Hating/...I'll 'drop u faster' than 'copy and paste',..and am sure 'Akon' will love to take the Blaming/
I blast and wreck 'jaws' like 'Boko'/...I ffuck and caress spirits in 'ghost mode'/-jos
cos u niggas come with 'short bars',...like am seein 'restaurants' meant for 'frodo'/--digg?
Am illscripts nigguh,..I ain't facing a 'nail',but am going 'straight to the Point'/
..dat u niggas sucks,/but we'll c u 'Break down'..just like a 'B-boy stunts'/
I 'shoot slugs' like av gat beef with 'molluscs'/...I come with more 'green' than 'Ninja Turtles'/
Y wunt I make A Name on NL?,..when am as 'real' as 'Jackie Chan with no Doubles'/
Few days away,...NL has turned to a 'childs play' like 'Chucky'/
but am back now,ffuck u niggas who fink am 'Christ' and tryna 'Cross Me'/
cos am 'High' above y'all,like am spittin from a 'mountain top'/
now scripts be goin out amidst a deafening crescendo of applause,...now the 'CURTAIN FALLS'/.....Peace!

Drug

Ladies and gentz,am tha khrimekill3r...and have come to this site to reign...b4 i further the introduction,kwickli give me ya best 5!

Khrimekill3r: Ladies and gentz,am tha khrimekill3r...and have come to this site to reign...b4 i further the introduction,kwickli give me ya best 5!

mumu lyk u...anyway my best 5.. U,URSELF,FOOL LYK U,IDI0T LYK U.. And KHRIMEKILL3R

ojoawo am back o!

Malthuss: i see these wannabes trying to imitate
they forefathers..we spit da sickest..u clowns couldn't relate
now niggaz on sum other ish playin with big toys
plus i met a bytch stick a dik n out came twin boyz(lol sorry hon)
Malthuss a' vet' in this art/ n since i drop da 'knife'/i b c ing stray 'cats'
pen game reminiscent of vikings swingin they battle axe
these new generation mcs handlin mics with weak grips/thats why u spit sh*t
i spit it lazer-like and leave red dots on foreheads like u was some indian bytch
plus i fux with bad bitchez..the ones wearing burqas…treat ma dik like religion
suck n fuc in da morning, at nighttime.. they on suicide missions
you niggaz aint the bomb. just a bunch of interns
knuckle down, learn the art n diffuse this nonsense
battle rap 101keep it real in this game/ if i remind u again
ama draw lines on ya head so u can travel along the right memory lane

lolz gone are those days niqquhz spit old school mehn... MALTHUSS.. One of nairaland grandpa... Hahah

sleakid: lolz gone are those days niqquhz spit old school mehn... MALTHUSS.. One of nairaland grandpa... Hahah

Lol gaan GRANDPA

At the mention of ma name . . . clouds of fear begins to rain/
What I bring is highly flammable . . . I spit lyrical butane/

When this Gays arrive . . . each one of ma Ty-Sons hide his butt/ would crush this Eleph Ant with bare hand after I unmask ma wrath/ even if on your cheek . . . you attach a pair of ivory tusk/
I'd 'Ave' Mariah crucifix placed on his head . . . tarry him not/ so he Carey his Cross!/

Ima skilled mate/ you aint no Sociedad fan . . . but a Reel waste/
Tis ill fate/ how I kill fakes/ dumb freak . . . cuz hes hopin' to see security men at Bill Gates!/
In dream Capital . . . and phony still when his awake, in real State/

Punch his eyeball red/ till I damage both rectina . . . of this borin' nerd/ with ma closed fist, which they all see & dread/
Knockout his Faith with no hard Works . . . the b.itch is so phuckin' Dead/
If beef were grains, then im that hungry hen/
In this stationary . . . your the writin' pad, im the pen/
Rabbi here, schoolin' vets . . . and you disciples not willin' to learn/

I pull wordies with ease . . . but you G Force!/ double blessings, an ill mind plus a sick thought/
You niggies got no brain . . . so think not/ in the last battle, he LOST/ I inspire real heads . . . my lines, they pick-up like Hilux/
Christ! im rap Saviour . . . and I aint talkin' ketchups or 'Gee Sauce' !/

If you was Turner . . . i'd dent your iris so I Wreck Tina!/
These patient keeps droppin' poo . . . like they were given an enema/
I marvel cats with ma unique tract/ Fashion the FFR thread with Boutique fact/ niggas puzzle minds jes to unravel the enigma/ you don't have a thick skin, croc . . . only got eczema/

Landcruisin' under the moon . . . surfin' on coal tars/
You'd only illume your wackness . . . if you rest your back on the stars/