Installing MicroSD card into iPhone step by step:

1. Take out small screws on base of phone. Dont loose these because you'll need them later.

2. Using a small flat head screwdriver, pry the back cover off. The case will probably shatter a little but that's okay. Lets face it, iPhone cases shatter like fortune cookies.

3. Once the cover is off, there is a tiny wizard in the upper corner that casts a spell on iPhone users when they make calls. This is why 99% of iPhone users can't
actually tell you why they use one. Smash the tiny wizard with you pinky finger to break the spell. (Caution: Too much pressure will break the front screen also)

4. Since iPhone has no Micro SD slot, pry out the 64gb drive that you paid an extra $200 for. Luckily you can replace it with a 64gb Micro SD card for only $40.

5. Sell your iPhone to someone. (VERY IMPORTANT)

6. Buy an Android Phone.

7. Enjoy easy and affordable storage upgrades

8. Enjoy easily mounting your Android as a hard drive to your computer to transfer, music, video, and images without using iTunes. (Don't worry! you can still mount your iPhone, you just have to take it out to dinner first)

9. Enjoy "Universal Sharing" on Android apps

10. Enjoy a screen and keyboard you can actually use. see: http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/

11. Take screws from iPhone and make a pair of earrings that are "just so cute."

12. If you have any trouble with any of these steps, it's okay. IPhone users generally find it difficult to think for themselves

Now this is what i call "comic relief" lololzzzz

Can't believe I took this seriously at first. Op, goodnight jorr

I will tru dat soon