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Different Grades Of Chopin' In Government by zimoni(f): 11:36pm On Nov 29, 2014
Saw this on Ijesha Ni Mere Facebook Page and decide to share.

DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN' IN GOVERNMENT

1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called ADAJE.

2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own, that is called AJOJE.

3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called AFUNJE.

4. When you chop in government and d place you are chopin eventually folds up, that is called AJEPA!

5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called AFISHE!

6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, you kon dey get headache today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...dat one is called APETA!

7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called ARANSI!

8. When you chop in government and you die while chopin, that is called AJEKU!

9. When you want to chop in government and you give others to chop before you begin to chop, that is called EGUNJE!

10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called APEJE!

11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called JEUN SOKE!

12. When you chop chop chop chop in government and you dey deny say you chop anything, dat is called JEUN KOKU!

13. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called AJEPE AYE!

14. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called AJEBANU!

15. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat person na ALAJE SE.

16. When you chop in government so tey u are even richer than the place u dey chop that is called AJEFOLOJU.

17. When you chop in govt so tay the place collapse,instead make them persecute you, govt re-assign you, kom change the name of the place, that is called AJEPAJUDE.

18. When you come chop govt and pple begin to p para, dem begin to hala and u dey do like you no care that one na hin be IJEWURU.

19. When u chop sotey ur belle begin big like Jabulani (SA FIFA world cup ball) until dem dey carry u go Germany go do tommy surgery, that one na IJEWOBIA.

20. When u come chop lafta for this joke and u know gree share am, that one na AJERANJU.
Re: Different Grades Of Chopin' In Government by zimoni(f): 11:39pm On Nov 29, 2014
Politicians have chopped this country finished.

Lobatan.
Re: Different Grades Of Chopin' In Government by zimoni(f): 8:17am On Nov 30, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Different Grades Of Chopin' In Government by NnaNna4(m): 12:54pm On Nov 30, 2014
Person way chop for wan party so Te e jump enter another party__ wet in they go call am
Re: Different Grades Of Chopin' In Government by Nobody: 1:03pm On Nov 30, 2014
If we now link corruption with yoruba's, the op and my fellow yoruba NLs will feel offended.

But seriously, 'Egunje' a yoruba word is used by almost all tribes to define corruption.

Well done op, I thought you will end your write up with a word that defines the incorruptible in yoruba.

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