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|How To Take Her Out And Have The Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Ohmypepperminta: 5:36am On Nov 30, 2014|
Hello guys, grab a seat and let’s hope no lady is reading this because this information is strictly for guys. I repeat this information is strictly for guys. Ladies kindly walk through the exit door by your left, thank you. *looks left and right, up and down, shuts door*. So she has accepted to go out with you at last. You have fixed the day and time for your first date. You are anxious because you want to impress her. You want to leave a good impression because you know that first impression matters. You want to make her your bae, don’t you? My brothers bring out your calculators, biros and sheets of paper, let’s do some calculations. How much are you prepared to spend on the first date? What are the things that you would buy? Write them down……. You will probably end up with a list like this…..
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|Re: How To Take Her Out And Have The Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by acenazt: 6:35am On Nov 30, 2014|
hmmm Mr o.p an Article worth those Mbs
|Re: How To Take Her Out And Have The Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by redfly(m): 7:52am On Nov 30, 2014|
Hello guys, grab a seat and let’s hope no lady is
reading this because this information is strictly
for guys. I repeat this information is strictly for
guys. Ladies kindly walk through the exit door
by your left, thank you.
*looks left and right, up and down, shuts door*.
So she has accepted to go out with you at last.
You have fixed the day and time for your first
date. You are anxious because you want to
impress her. You want to leave a good
impression because you know that first
impression matters. You want to make her your
bae, don’t you?
My brothers bring out your calculators, biros
and sheets of paper, let’s do some calculations.
How much are you prepared to spend on the
first date? What are the things that you would
buy? Write them down…….
You will probably end up with a list like this…..
Two plates of fried rice salad with chicken –
Drinks of her favourite brand – N1500
Barbecued fish – N1000
Meatpie, fish pie, burger, Shawarma etc –
Ice cream – N800
Take away food pack for her friends– N1200
Movie cinema ticket/popcorn – N3000
Expenses on a short visit to the shopping mall –
Add up the figures and let’s see the total
amount you have arrived at. Is that amount
moderate or too high? Well…..Let me ask you a
Bro are you inviting her to come and gorge
herself to death with food or do you want to get
to know her better?
Now take up that sheet of paper and squeeze it.
Tear it into tiny bits and throw them into the
Sit down and let’s reason together.
What is your definition of a date?
The conventional meaning of a date
appointment is a period of time when the man
takes the woman out to a fancy restaurant, buys
her food and watches her gobble it up. The man
says nice things to her in a bid to impress her.
At the end of the date he pays the bills hoping
to get a peck from her as compensation for his
trouble. They leave the restaurant together and
part ways, promising to meet some other time at
some other venue.
Aren’t restaurant dates too cliché and boring?
If you ask Dr Leroi he would tell you that a date
should be a period of time where the two
parties share fun activities. Yes it should only be
Guys what should you do to a girl who turns up
to a dinner date with all of her 12 girlfriends in
tow? I think the best option is to run! Who
wants to wash plates in a fast-food’s kitchen?
Drop your ego. Drop the “I need to impress her”
attitude. It does not matter whether you are a
millionaire, thousandaire or hundrednaire, you
can have a nice date experience spending only
200 naira. Most guys don’t know that a lady will
prefer doing fun stuffs when hanging out with
you rather than sitting down to lick an ice
cream cone at an upscale fast food joint.
The D-day is here. You have to make adequate
Buy two bottles of chilled Zobo drink and a
medium sized packet of cream crackers biscuit.
That should cost you roughly N200 or N300.
Toss them inside a backpack and hang it on
your back. This will serve as your date food.
The cool zobo drink helps to relieve high blood
pressure and has low sugar content. The cream
crackers biscuit is low in calories and is also a
rich source of B complex vitamins. I am telling
you bro, you will score major points on her
score sheet when you turn with these snacks. It
will send a strong signal that you are a caring
guy who is concerned about her healthy
dieting. However if she slaps you when you
present these snacks to her, please don’t take it
personal. Just know that she is feigning anger to
cover up her over excitement. Okay?
Arrange for a takeoff point for the date. It could
be her place or a public place in the city.
Go and look for a bicycle. You can hire one for
the occasion then show up at the takeoff point
with the bicycle. Hey don’t give me that weird
look, yes I meant a bicycle, the one with a
passenger seat. Don’t go with your car! The
bicycle must be in good condition oh. It should
not be the creaky ones with long disjointed
spokes that can pierce her soft skin.
She will be definitely surprised to see you with
a bicycle. Tell her that you are trying something
new for a change. Ask her to hop onto the bike
for a ride with you.
The lady will find the offer ridiculous but at the
same time she will be curious and excited
because you are leading her to an adventure.
She will sit on the bicycle’s seat after a while.
Err…my brother before she hops in, make sure
that she is not the overweight type that will
deflate the bicycle’s tires. If someone’s
daughter falls down and dislocates her waist,
you are on your own! Your date will be turned
to hate. So use the bicycle procedure only for a
If you don’t have access to a bicycle, use a
motor bike or if the girl is too fat don’t worry,
your feet will do just fine. Convince her to take
a stroll with you to your chosen destination.
Take a really long walk in one direction, passing
through streets, neighbourhoods, checking out
things along the way.
As you both stroll or ride on, you have to be
funny to get her attention. Crack a couple of
jokes that will keep her laughing or else she
would suddenly ask herself “what the heck am I
doing on this bicycle?” If you allow such
thoughts to gain entry into her head, that will
be the beginning of the end of your “date”.
Please remember to keep your jokes nice and
civil. Let your jokes not be the dry as harmattan
Akpos jokes. Okay?
While she is still laughing her heart out to your
wisecracks, quietly ask her to help you choose a
good shirt in a nearby boutique. She will jump
at the offer.
This is because you are putting yourself up as
the little boy who wants mama to help him
choose a good shirt since he can’t decide for
himself. Women love this power. She wouldn’t
know that you are using reverse psychology on
When you both enter the shop, you should do a
bit of window shopping. Move from one
clothing rack to the other gazing at the clothes
on display. Please bro don’t allow her to wander
into the female clothes and accessories section.
When you notice her eyes straying towards that
section, put your arms round her shoulders and
gently lead her away because if she gets in there
and stays there for five minutes, your N200
naira budget will be grossly inadequate and you
will have explain to her why you can’t buy her
that silver necklace!
She will help you choose a nice shirt. Don’t pay
for that shirt right there and then. Walking into
the boutique was part of your strategy to have a
fun time with her. You must follow your
strategy to the end. You can always go back
later to the shop to buy and pick up the shirt!
Are we still on the same page?
Ride away with her this time to a public park.
Choose a section of the park that has some
privacy and open your backpack bringing out
your “picnic box”.
You both will discover that the Zobo drink and
cream crackers biscuit will taste extra great
because you two are having a simple fun-time.
Life is simple but we insist on making it
complicated….isn’t that a quote from the great
Use that opportunity to take as many selfies as
possible with each other. If she is really having
a good time, she would make the following
faces for the pictures: duck face, tongue hanging
from mouth face, pouting face, frog face, doll
face and a variety of facial expressions known
only to the female species as you snap away.
You will realize that you would not have been
that happy and free spirited if you were to be in
a cinema watching an over-hyped movie that
you both don’t really care about.
In the course of your chit chat let her know that
you are a novice at cooking and that you can
only boil water for eba. Ask her to help you out
with some cooking recipes and tips. My brother i
am telling you she will take it upon herself to
educate you. She will see you as the poor boy
who can’t cook to save his life and needs urgent
help from mama. She will even want to cook a
sample dish for you. This may end up with her
visiting your place to show you how to slice the
vegetable leaves and when to pour in the pepper
and crayfish in the soup pot.
But if she declines to visit you, don’t stress it.
Overtime she will naturally fix a convenient
date on her own accord.
Guys there you have it. Both of you are enjoying
the date. You have been able to pull it off
without breaking into a bank. You have broken
the dating stereotype.
If you pull this off successfully, she would be
the one to call you up for a second date. This
time around it would be an “indoor” date.
Ps: Dr Leroi is a self styled dating guru who is
currently being pursued by the hottest women
in the globe including Nicki minaj, Lupita
Nyongo, Genevive Nnaji, Rihanna, Yvonne
nelson, Beyonce and Angelina Jolie. He doesn’t
take his own dating advice seriously so take this
seriously at your own risk.
|Re: How To Take Her Out And Have The Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by EfemenaXY: 9:33am On Nov 30, 2014|
This advice is for chronic, broke-assed stingy gits.
The picture I see in my mind's eye is that of a suffer head, hardened faced, shabbily dressed, profusely sweating agbero trying to form Ajebor-ism. Probably with a fake accent too.
Cream crackers and Zobo drink? Will he be hiring the Keke Maruwa / Okada for free?
And to think the blawdy opportunist will be harbouring fantasies of a good leg-over on the second date? Dream on...
|Re: How To Take Her Out And Have The Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by bennyrazz: 9:41am On Nov 30, 2014|
|Re: How To Take Her Out And Have The Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Nobody: 3:42pm On Nov 30, 2014|
EfemenaXY:The second date? Hahahhahaha. That's for pansies. After spending 200naira, everything happens that very day.
|Re: How To Take Her Out And Have The Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by EfemenaXY: 3:50pm On Nov 30, 2014|
For an Ashi, yes. But then again, are Ashewos that cheap?
To get one for N200 or less, the guy must be desperate and the girl very dirty.
|Re: How To Take Her Out And Have The Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by SAMBARRY: 3:58pm On Nov 30, 2014|
I was about saying the same thing. Akagum na im be him name. He do hand like the 3 white horses wey dey for front of union bank
|Re: How To Take Her Out And Have The Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by SAMBARRY: 3:59pm On Nov 30, 2014|
|Re: How To Take Her Out And Have The Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Nobody: 5:40pm On Nov 30, 2014|
EfemenaXY:Lol. The OP is a joker. Wouldn't know the going rate for ashis but who knows, desperation is a biitch.
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