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Not Allowed To by anssy(f): 12:58pm On Dec 01, 2014
hello Nairalander's, this has been trending on twitterand it is interesting so I. I decided to bring it her because I know that we would murder it on Nairaland. this is easy, all you have to do is post What your girlfriend / boyfriend is not allowed to do.


my boyfriend is not allowed to watch animal planet because he might find his ex there.


you see, this is easy and interesting too, let's catch some fun
Re: Not Allowed To by derrick333(m): 9:10pm On Dec 01, 2014
So u de date persn way don date animal b4,NA wa o ,u sure say no b animal u de date ?
Re: Not Allowed To by sammieblaize: 6:19pm On Dec 03, 2014
Lmfao... my girl is not allowed to drink red bull that ish gives u wings.... wings so sheshe'll fly away from me

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Re: Not Allowed To by anssy(f): 7:33pm On Dec 03, 2014
derrick333:
So u de date pe
rsn way don date animal b4,NA wa o ,u sure say no b animal u de date ?
you sense of humour is crazy
Re: Not Allowed To by derrick333(m): 7:44pm On Dec 03, 2014
anssy:

you sense of humour is crazy
Yes,Urs 2
Re: Not Allowed To by anssy(f): 8:12pm On Dec 03, 2014
sammieblaize:
Lmfao... my girl is not allowed to drink red bull that ish gives u wings.... wings so sheshe'll fly away from me

my boyfriend is not allowed to watch discovery Channel , What does he want to discover? new ways to dump me? not in my lifetime.

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Re: Not Allowed To by sammieblaize: 11:19am On Dec 04, 2014
anssy:


my boyfriend is not allowed to watch discovery Channel , What does he want to discover? new ways to dump me? not in my lifetime.
lmfao #Dead
Re: Not Allowed To by hefty4real(m): 3:30pm On Apr 24, 2015
Bored! All ur supposed jokes dry lyk desert!

Abegi anssy make i send u my account number?
Re: Not Allowed To by anssy(f): 12:15am On Jun 21, 2015
[quote author=hefty4real post=33063633]Bored! All ur supposed jokes dry lyk desert!

Abegi anssy make i send u my account number?[/quote


I never said that I am a joke lord
Re: Not Allowed To by kossyablaze(m): 4:00pm On Jul 16, 2015
anssy:


my boyfriend is not allowed to watch discovery Channel , What does he want to discover? new ways to dump me? not in my lifetime.
lol seriously?u r damn funny!ok bae y not add me on fb or whatsapp or bbm

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Re: Not Allowed To by anssy(f): 4:46pm On Jul 16, 2015
[quote author=kossyablaze post=35933292]lol seriously?u r damn funny!ok bae y not add me on fb


I choose to remain faceless
Re: Not Allowed To by kossyablaze(m): 5:36pm On Jul 16, 2015
[quote author=anssy post=35935001][/quote]plsssssss

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Re: Not Allowed To by keishablack(f): 9:11pm On Jul 17, 2015
My man is not allowed to watch E! Cuz he might watch keeping up wt the Kardashians when he's supposed to be keeping up wt me.

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