Here are some of my observations.



1. The space bookers: Especially
when it's an important pastor coming
that day you tried your best coming
before time just to make front seat
only to see books, Bibles, scarf,
pen, slippers all in the name of space booking. I be like na wa o...
Hehehehe



2. The active followers Indeed:
When you'll be listening to a very
important teaching from the pastor
only to hear someone shouting from
the back ''Amen''. Only to discover
they have been sleeping. I come dey think nah devil tell am IJN?
.



3. Skillful sleepers: This kind of
people I give hand and sometimes
look up to when I need their skills...
You see a bro eyes wide open only to discover that the Individual is
currently busy in France... Some will
act like they are reading the bible in
pretense I be like who is deceiving
who?
.


4. The Fake serious ones: LOL sha
am guilty of this sha... These ones
will sit down near a cute girl so they
would be serious so as not to sleep.



5. Sleep walkers: Ahh these ones
dey fear me oo... They can stand
up and walk to the generating set
and switch it off... some may even
walk to the offering basket and carry
it... lol even man of God no dey stop dem... You wan chop blow?
.



6.Deep sleepers.: The way these
people sleep eh.. you be like why
didn't dey come with camp bed.
They sit on the seat with their legs wide open and their head backwards
with their mouth open as if they want
to swallow all their problems..
Some even fall off from their seat..
They seriously need the saviour in
their lives. .



7. Boring brothers: Seriously why
some people sleep ain't because
they ain't interested just the brother
leading the prayer is very boring,
the annoying part is when he drops one boring statement like that and
he starts laughing I be like.. Wetin
dey make this one Laugh?
.


8. Just for Dance: These people I
give hand... Arrh any dance step dey are on it.. Arrh dey always
have partners competing on who to
stop last... But few minutes after the
dance dey don branch for one chair
logg off ... I be like nah so you take
dey charge? .



9 The sleep Talkers: Never knew
these kind of people exist until I sat
beside this man one vigil..
The man started: Erm..Nnah gave
me cash you know it's season everrrybo-dy wants cash business
not Cledit...(with some Incoherent
blabbings)... I be like EWOOOOO!!


10 Tent builders: Thank God vigil
has come to an end let me look for
where to rest my head... Ahh where
this people come from nah?..they
just be building tents, standing
mosquitoe net, using chair to form room and palour... choi nah camp I
come? How many hours remain
make we de go house?

Fgbnvc