During a robbery in
Guangzhou, China, the
bank robber shouted
to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money
belongs to the State. Your life belongs to
you."Everyone in the bank
laid down quietly. This is
called "Mind Changing
Concept” Changing the
conventional way of thinking.When a lady lay
on the table
provocatively, the robber
shouted at her: "Please be
civilized! This is a robbery
and not a rape!"This is called "Being
Professional” Focus only
on what you are trained
to do!.. When the bank
robbers returned home,
the younger robber (MBA- trained) told the older
robber (who has only
completed Year 6 in
primary school): "Big
brother, let's count how
much we got."The older robber rebutted and said:
"You are very stupid. There
is so much money it will
take us a long time to
count. Tonight, the TV
news will tell us how much we robbed from the
bank!"This is called
"Experience.” Nowadays,
experience is more
important than paper
qualifications.. After the robbers had left, the bank
manager told the bank
supervisor to call the
police quickly. But the
supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for
ourselves and add it to
the $70 million that we
have previously embezzled
from the bank”.This is
called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an
unfavorable situation to
your advantage!The
supervisor says: "It will be
good if there is a robbery
every month."This is called "Killing Boredom.”
Personal Happiness is
more important than
your job.The next day, the
TV news reported that $
100 million was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and
counted and counted, but
they could only count $20
million. The robbers were
very angry and complained: "We risked
our lives and only took $20
million. The bank manager
took $80 million with a
snap of his fingers. It
looks like it is better to be educated than to be a
thief!"This is called
"Knowledge is worth as
much as gold!"The bank
manager was smiling and
happy because his losses in the share market are now
covered by this
robbery.This is called
"Seizing the opportunity.”
Daring to take risks!So
who are the real robbers here? —

Hmmmmm, nice one. I think d bank manager