10 THINGS MEN SAY WHEN THEY ARE CHEATING!!!

#1 She’s Just a Friend...
You discover he’s been talking to someone new, who is a female. He hasn’t said anything to you about her before you finding out about her and when you ask him if you can meet her, he objects. It’s because she’s really not a friend, she’s a #girlfriend.

#2 Respect My Privacy. Don’t Touch My Phone...
He doesn’t want you to touch his phone for fear that you will either see text messages from her or that she will send one just as you pick it up. He may even have pictures of her on his phone.

#3 You Are Cheating on Me, Aren’t You?
Yes, men who cheat will accuse their partner of cheating. Why? It’s because they start to think, “Well, if I can do it, she could do it too.”

#4 You Aren’t Good Enough...
All of a sudden he pokes at all of the things you do wrong and you have no idea what his problem is. He can’t cheat if he loves you or he thinks that you are good to him. So he makes himself believe that you aren’t good enough for him and that’s why he had to turn to someone else. In reality, you are more than good enough.

#5 I Can do My Own Laundry...
At first, you might think he’s being sweet for helping you out. Unfortunately, he’s doing it so he can hide his soiled pants, perfume smell or some other evidence of his liaison with his lady friend.

#6 I Have to Stay after to Catch up on Work...
All of a sudden he has more work than he knows what to do with and he can’t come home when he normally does. It’s because he’s not really at work, instead he’s meeting with his girlfriend without worry that you’ll catch him.

#7 After he is Caught...I Still Love You and Want to Be with You...
He says he loves you and wants to be with you; yet, he strayed and told someone else the same thing. It’s because he wasn’t having the affair because he didn’t love you anymore, he had it because he was disillusioned from reality.

#8 I Didn’t Want to Hurt You...
He’s right, when he went out to have the affair, he wasn’t thinking, “I am going to sleep with this other woman because I want to hurt her so incredibly bad.” Instead, he did it for his own selfish reasons without giving any thought to how it would hurt you.

#9 I Don’t Want to Lose You...
In his last attempt to salvage any type of relationship with you, he may blurt out that he doesn’t want to lose you. You might think, “What did you think would happen when you chose to cheat on me?” Again, he never tied sleeping with someone else and losing you together. This may be a complete shock to him that you are actually leaving.

#10 She Means Nothing to Me...
She might not mean anything to him or he’s lying. Usually, men who have affairs may not have wanted to get involved emotionally, but after sleeping with them multiple times, feelings start to develop. So, in most cases, he’s lying that she means nothing to him, what he really means to say is that he doesn’t want her over you.



http://shymagazine.com/shy/10-things-men-say-when-they-cheat.html

Actually ladies are also guilty of some of this cheating excuses. I will get attacked by the guys for this anyways ...but,i mean who hasn't got His/Her hand in a cookie jar before?

11.she's my cousin

iceberylin:
11.she's my cousin

Lol.. ..your head dey there

12. i really dont know what got into me

Baddestguyp:
13) its the devil's handwork

You beat me to that

dechandel:


You beat me to that

Fabdedon:
12. i really dont know what got into me

Spiritual konji got into u

Baddestguyp:
13) its the devil's handwork

In as much as am not the Devil's advocate but that poor falling angel don surfer

Chai!

14. i was drunk during dat moment..buh ma eyes r clear now.

dechandel:

Its the devil's handwork
Makes me wonder if that stuff in between their legs was created by the devil??
Na God go punish satan sha

it just got me thinking about how many times it has been said to you.

men don suffer

15. Op u too mumu

#16 It's not what you think it is

17 She forced herself on me

chimerase2:
15. Op u too mumu

I was expecting this, so I will just let it slide

StPete:
17 She forced herself on me

this one happens for real

Waiting for the counter thread.

So on point.

18. Sorry, I don' t v much airtime to call back

dechandel:


I hope i won't be getting this from you

No way!

I can never ever cheat on you.

I could give you full access to my phone, e-mail, social accounts, bank account too.

Nwunye m.

She was my course mate

19.It wasn't me

Dotwillis1:
18. Sorry, I don' t v much airtime to call back

Na this one dey pain me pass... . I hate it when I call someone and the person won't return the call except if you call back. Even some girls are guilty of it.

good

Op go bck and tell us about when women cheat too.

Ok let's go

True talk.....