Introductory Chemistry has been taught at Duke for about a zillion years by professor Bonk, he has been around forever. One year these two guys took the class and did pretty well on all the quizzes and mid-terms-so much so that going into the final, they each had a solid A.

These two friends were so confident going into the final, that the weekend before finals week (even though the final was on Monday), they decided to go to U of VA and party with some friends up there.

So they did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers and everything, they overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they found professor Bonk after the final and explained to him how they missed the final, they told him they went up to UVA for the weekend and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back and didn't have a spare and couldn't fix it for a long time and so were late getting back to campus.

Bonk thought this over and agreed that they could take the final the following day. The two guys, elated and relieved, studied that night and went in the next day at the time that Bonk had told them.

He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin.

They looked at the first problem which was something simple about molarity and solutions and was worth 5 points.

"Cool," they thought, "this is going to be easy."

They then turned the page. They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next page. It said only,

(95 points) Which tire?

cooldud62*:

(95 points) Which tire?

tyre abi itire

my bad, i copied and pasted sha,
i cant edit since it's not my original work.

4 being truthful i score u 1.23/100

@ romade
your own kind lecturer is too harsh on this guy
the score is too low for all is effort

romade:

4 being truthful i score u 1.23/100

ita a pass mark sir
thank you

well all na score

Omo iya Banke 4 arguing with u
in all subject i give u D now u know wat dat mins pass overthrow u to SPILL OVER

@romade
u dont expect me to repeat class
is better i take it as carry over

for final year yeye drima

oh my
at least u can wave it for me
after all we can still meet in the future

dceive yaself

how?

cooldud62*:

my bad, i copied and pasted sha,
i can't edit since it's not my original work.

read what u wanted to post before doing d dublling

@by.dot
ahahaaaaaaaaaaa
whats was that suppose to mean

omo iya banker, take am easy with the grammar abeg

which one be whats was

Nice one there

studio43:

omo iya banker, take am easy with the grammar abeg

which one be[b] 'whats was'[/b]

That's newest FOUNDATIONAL ENGLISH

Studio 43


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-191518.1504.html

studio na ya futball age be dat bah

wetin u expet he is younger dan he looks
and the joke is a nice 1

studio43:

omo iya banker, take am easy with the grammar abeg

which one be whats was

thank you
error detector
you get mouth

Dry joke.

crazykid:

Dry joke.

show a lil love na,haba

cold joke

Tgirl4real:

Studio 43


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-191518.1504.html

my interview huh,
gawd!
tgirl lol

hmmmmmmmmm

jay finally dem don let u out,

u better behave yourself this time

dem cage am before?